I suppress a grin. I always wanted to do this, "I'm sorry I'm late. I was planning on coming early, I swear, but then I got lost on the road of life on my way here, as one does, but after I found my way back, a black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way round. And then I met this little old lady who needed help carrying groceries, so I had to help her."
Magical Marvel (HP X MCU)
Book&Literature · athass_prkr
But worrryyy not, Corn is sexy, and as such, he brings deliciously scrumptious news as well!
MARVEL: GAMER PATH
Movies · CORNBRINGER
I blinked, poking Thanos with my foot, "Hmm, well, I guess that's that. I really thought he had a few minutes left, but I guess I flicked him too hard."
MARVEL: GAMER PATH
Movies · CORNBRINGER
Suddenly, the man paled in fear and his scarred hands started to shake, he muttered a single word in a terrified tone, "Morrigan."
Magical Marvel (HP X MCU)
Book&Literature · athass_prkr
She slumped down onto her back herself, bouncing lightly on the mattress and turned to face Jord on her side, and then before he could no doubt come up with some other smart mouthed comment, she leaned forward and pressed her lips against his.
Pokemon: Jordinio Version
Anime & Comics · 0_Jordinio_0
punch him kick him poke him in the eyes 🤣🤣
"That's it! Smash it, stomp its fucking face in!" Jord on the other hand, seemed to revel in Pidgeot's utter thuggish brutality.
Pokemon: Jordinio Version
Anime & Comics · 0_Jordinio_0
Oh wait, I have a great idea for one already, "Alright Shiftry, clap their cheeks!" I pumped my fist into the air grandly and proudly declared.
Pokemon: Jordinio Version
Anime & Comics · 0_Jordinio_0
Gambling ???
Well that's something new, and I don't know what to do about it….
MARVEL: GAMER PATH
Movies · CORNBRINGER
is this worm with endbringers ...
The crystal will be sent by them to planets to planets and then the crystal would do its work by slowly corrupting the lifeforms inhabiting the world and then finally after the whole world was under the crystal's control, the aliens will do the rest, reaping the benefits without doing much effort.
Psionic (Marvel)
Anime & Comics · Moziel