bought a ring for your girlfriend but waiting for your wife?[img=faceslap]
I greeted the waitress as I waited for my wife.
Book&Literature · Booggie
neither
[I take your power stones and I give you another riddle. No google allowed. I'm watching you. Which is heavier: a ton of sand or a ton of feathers? Answer at the end once again]
Movies · AlienWarlord
match, then candle then gas lamp and finally stove
[I take your power stones and I give you another riddle. No google allowed. I'm watching you. You're in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first? Answer at the end once again.]
Movies · AlienWarlord
going with silence
[I take your power stones and I give you a riddle. No google allowed. I'm watching you. It can't be seen, can't be felt, can't be heard, and can't be smelled. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, and kills laughter. What is it? The answer will be at the end of the chapter.]
Movies · AlienWarlord
3 and a half inches long ..... Small but successful (7 children )
Their mouths were wide open and Harry's fat tongue seemed to have burrowed deep into Molly's mouth, intertwining with her tongue occasionally and teasing the sides of her mouth. Molly moaned. Arthur couldn't resist any more – he quickly stood up, removed his pants and flung them aside. His three-and-a-half inch pecker was rock hard. And they had barely even gotten to the starter menu, let alone the main course.
Fantasy · inoharamito
haha Betty crocker sends fan mail to Lockhart . wonder if she came up with the recipe for his hair care potions
"Oh, I know they are there to prevent all sorts of nastiness passing into the school but I fear they may be set too severe. Since we returned to the castle almost two weeks ago, I haven't had one piece of fan mail. Betty Crocker has never gone this long without writing before, the wards must be filtering my fan mail out. I hardly think that letters from my fans would count as dark or evil."
Book&Literature · Khaled_Sellami
Stella and Luna, or Ruby and Sapphire. matching pair names
A.N.: Suggest names for two baby girls.
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
send him to Themescara. on accident of course. add Wonder woman to the harem. 😆
ch 107 Chapter 107 Guardians of the Galaxy
Book&Literature · GnomeBob
glad you are back
ch 106 Chapter 106 Loki gets a Day Job
Book&Literature · GnomeBob
Dursley's karmic punishment is just as satisfying every time I reread this book.
ch 21 Chapter 21: Comeuppance Pt. 2
Book&Literature · Mark_Ward
lol the Cameo
"Well, Master Potter there are numerous books being sold that feature you without your explicit permission, one series by a witch named J.K Rowling is so successful that it made millions in Galleon. There are also ads running that have your face, toys that in the likeness of you, your name being thrown around in countless products, numerous people impersonating, a whole chain that is about you, and that is only scratching the surface."
Book&Literature · Mark_Ward
I already gave you all that I had today but that scene definitely deserves plenty. lol
ch 97 Chapter 94: My father's going to 'hear' about this
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
did he at least get to bring Fang, and what about his brother Grawp
The last unexpected, mostly human, guest had been Hagrid. The big man had just smiled when Harry shrunk him down so he could fit into the trunk's entrance and said that he'd set him right later. He was considering leaving it as is. He enjoyed not looking down on people or needing special treatment. He was looking forward to joining the people Harry said went out to gather up creatures for the island and meeting the local keeper. Hagrid had heard he had a knack for working with wild animals. He wondered if it was like his own. Hagrid had left Hogwarts with a few tears, though. It was his home for a long time, but here, with Harry, he'd have the option to learn magic again, something denied to him for a long time. He'd even brought his umbrella, with his old wand, still broken, inside.
Book&Literature · burnable
vocabulary word of the day
Batman was going to check on the black panther but arrived just in time to see the King being defenestrated. With a huge thud the blank panther had made a small crater and was struggling to get to his feet.
TV · flowing_lightning
I can't, I'm allergic to citrus, sir
"Umm, no Thankyou, sir."
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
are you saying that we will still have people dying from COVID-19 in 20 years
Alone again in the silence of his house, accompanied only by the 'beep' sounds coming from the incendiary basket, Erik thought about how things got here. In the year two thousand and nineteen, a virus started to spread through the population of the world. The virus was highly contagious and could kill. When the pandemia was controlled world wide, two years later, the virus had reaped around five percent of the world's total population. But then, a new version of the virus was discovered. This new version was not as lethal as the originator, but it was more resistant to the vaccines that were created. Four years later, it was controlled again, but it had taken with it another five percent of the world's population. And another variant appeared, and another, and another. Now, nineteen years later, the world was fighting three variants at the same time and had already lost eighteen percent of the population that it had in the beginning. Those were the numbers lost for the virus. A good three or four percent were of suicides. People had just given up. They were desperate.
Book&Literature · DonnutHermit
hypocrite
"There's no excuse for abusing your power." Dumbledore denied. "While I do see what you are saying, Mister Longbottom, I have to disagree with the statement in general. Any person with even the smallest level of empathy, should know instinctively that they are causing harm."
Back to the Beginning...
Book&Literature · burnable