Dear god............this is just ....perfect, absolutely perfect. never change
Armsmaster whipped his halberd off his back and began chasing the terrified villain around his desk, screaming at him with spittle flying from his mouth.
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
SAUCY JACK
"Slippery little bastard."
In Cyberpunk With Fallout System
Video Games · JManM
Bean Chilling
"She doesn't like it, Dad! What do we do?" Ferdinand lamented in the voice of John Cena as he reeled back from the lack of applause at our entrance.
In Cyberpunk With Fallout System
Video Games · JManM
A truly majestic turn of phrase.[img=recommend]
It was funny, I'd gone so far into the certainty of steel, and now the path forward is to return to monke. Like a majestic silverback gorilla. A majestic silverback gorilla that's more durable than a honey badger and leaps through the air like a tiger. A tiger that can double jump and run like a cheetah. A cheetah with the eyes of an eagle. The eyes of an eagle that can see thermals like a snake tastes them, and has hearing like a dolphin or a bat. A bat with a donkey dong that cums like a horse.
In Cyberpunk With Fallout System
Video Games · JManM
YEEAAHH!! FINALLY
"This beef is making my dick hard.
In Cyberpunk With Fallout System
Video Games · JManM
You should make people narrating their deaths a reacuring joke.
Hoki's riveting narration of his final thoughts and feelings continued for a long while, keeping the crowd and myself hanging in suspense as the man passed oh so incredibly slowly. In his final moments, Hoki locked eyes with me, and I watched as his spirit abandoned its flesh for the Pure World.
Zabuza's Waifu Adventure
Anime & Comics · JManM
I have no words..................................................
"This pain is unimaginable!" Hoki screeched, "My testicles are being pulled! Pulled in different directions! One is being pulled left and the other is being pulled right. The skin of my scrotum is being stretched to its limits! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! They have pulled too far, my scrotum has torn asunder! My testicles are unraveling as they slip out of the pliers! Thank God I will soon bleed to death because this agony is beyond belief!"
Zabuza's Waifu Adventure
Anime & Comics · JManM
I WON'T GIVE YOU MY SEED!!![img=recommend]
Naruto himself basked in the awe and wonder of the Clan Shinobi, but reacted rather harshly when a number of girls started flirting with him, shouting, 'I won't give you my seed!' and leaping away from them.
Zabuza's Waifu Adventure
Anime & Comics · JManM
FEEL EVERY OUNCE!!!! perfect
"Fuck yeah it was!" Naruto shouted and pumped his fist, "I was like, 'Taste kanabo, bitch!' and he was like 'Nah, man. Have some giant snake!' and I was all 'Feel every ounce of my club, giant snake!' and he was all…
Zabuza's Waifu Adventure
Anime & Comics · JManM
please dont let grunt steamroll cauldron, maybe have them just constantly try to fuck with everything he does too help but using doormaker too escape reprisal and the endgame of the story is gruntmaster learning to "Think With Portals"
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM