IlliterateOne

IlliterateOne

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2019-07-03 Se unió Global
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IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
3 hours ago
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You can now officially change the title to "Reincarnated as George R. R. Martin in modern family"

"I think I am getting a bit chubby," I said to myself, looking at my naked self. I guess months of just doing nothing but writing and playing video games can do that to you. "I really need to get some exercise. I wonder if there are any gyms nearby."

Redoing My Life (Modern Family)

Redoing My Life (Modern Family)

TV · Illusiveone

IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
4 hours ago
Replied to Dao_Master211

The movie is called "Jingle all the way" as the name suggests it's a Christmas movie starting Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The employee's forced smile turned into a stifled chuckle. "Buzz Lightyear? Good luck with that, buddy. We've been sold out for days."

Redoing My Life (Modern Family)

Redoing My Life (Modern Family)

TV · Illusiveone

IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
3 days ago
Replied to _oinkchan

I think it's because the riordan series is from Percy's perspective. Due to the father/son dynamics between him and the mc, he's inadvertently whitewashed a bit. lt's pretty much confirmed that poseidon did everything he did in the actual mythos in the books as well, but nobody ever calls him out. Like, how can people shit on Zeus and praise Poseidon when their way of operating was virtually the same.

Poseidon's smidge of a rising temper immediately dissipated. Ocean Song barely blinked before he was wrapped up in a hug by his father, the moment lasting a few breaths before the God vanished from the vicinity.

Monster? No, I'm a Cultivator! (Percy Jackson)

Monster? No, I'm a Cultivator! (Percy Jackson)

Book&Literature · AStoryForOne

IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
8 days ago
Commented

Since it's not specifying on what type of crime to stop, I would just go take a walk and stop people from jaywalking or littering.

[Mission: Stop 3 criminal activities: 0/3

Kamen Rider in DC

Kamen Rider in DC

Anime & Comics · Najicablitz626

IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
11 days ago
Commented

Cam is such a trooper.

There was a brief silence before Cam clapped enthusiastically. "Brava! Manny, that was beautiful!"

Decisions (Modern Family)

Decisions (Modern Family)

TV · Darkonhard

IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
11 days ago
Commented

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Decisions (Modern Family)

Decisions (Modern Family)

TV · Darkonhard

IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
11 days ago
Commented

Is he gonna use Zeus's lightning as some pseudo heavenly tribulation to advance towards the next stage?

Zeus considered his proposal, but Ocean Song was wrong about one thing. "One strike for each of them, but you forgot your own strike, for your impudence." It was the punishment for challenging him.

Monster? No, I'm a Cultivator! (Percy Jackson)

Monster? No, I'm a Cultivator! (Percy Jackson)

Book&Literature · AStoryForOne

IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
11 days ago
Commented

He's lucky that this version of Poseidon seems to be similar to the movie version of him because the book version is just as selfish and horrible as Zeus.

Poseidon's smidge of a rising temper immediately dissipated. Ocean Song barely blinked before he was wrapped up in a hug by his father, the moment lasting a few breaths before the God vanished from the vicinity.

Monster? No, I'm a Cultivator! (Percy Jackson)

Monster? No, I'm a Cultivator! (Percy Jackson)

Book&Literature · AStoryForOne

IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
4 months ago
Commented

little bro is starting to turn this into a cultivation novel.

"It is not known. In his time there were no such rankings. So, there is no record of what level he reached. I would estimate that minimally he made it to level 6. In my time there was no record of people reaching level 7. Level 6 is considered the peak, and the people here are very few. Besides Edward, who made a pact with a demon to get there, there must be ten psychics or less at level 6 alive today." replied Edgar.

Wednesday: The Strongest Psychic

Wednesday: The Strongest Psychic

TV · Nathe07

IlliterateOne
IlliterateOne
5 months ago
Replied to Bigglesworth

You're just plain wrong. As far as I remember, this fic never went into explicit detail explaining the mate bond. You're just filling the blanks with your own headcanon. Also, he was a not magical being before getting transported to twilight, and it was only after he became a shapeshifter that he encountered this problem. a.k.a his newfound magical nature is influencing him into taking actions he otherwise wouldn't have taken. Kinda like how jacob fought the family of a newborn child because of some non-existent perceived threat to her. No rational person capable of self-control would do that. You can't classify that as just "changing" by any metric of the word.

"Hey guys! Damn Matt, you sure grew up since we were kids," Leah says to me as we walk up to them, if I was not Alice's mate I would have definitely tried to get with Leah since she grew into a damn fine young woman.

Reborn in Twilight as a Werebear

Reborn in Twilight as a Werebear

Movies · Anomander_Adaar

  • The Epic Tale: A Illustrious Daedric Debacle original

    The Epic Tale: A Illustrious Daedric Debacle

    Video Games ACTION ADVENTURE REINCARNATION COMEDY TRANSMIGRATION HARRYPOTTER ELVES SELF INSERT PERCY JACKSON WITCHER

    A man dies and is then mysteriously transmigrated and given more power than any one being should realistically possess. He then sets out on a epic journey across landscapes he previously thought only as ink on a page or pixels on a screen. A totally overplayed cliche concept that has been overused a million times before but we both know this shall not stop you from reading it now or in the future. Let's at the very least hope that the author's updates remain semi-regular. The only thing I can promise is that I do NOT own the cover art or anything else shown here besides my OC's. Well, that and that I will attempt to make it a slightly readable story that I shall update when feel inspired to do so. Disclaimer: I'm the type who can only write if it's a one and done type of deal. To me writing fanfics is just a light hobby for when I'm bored and I treat it as such. You're basically going to be reading the mostly unedited first draft, that I'm altering as I go. So... don't be surprised if there's a lot of grammatical or punctuation errors and blatanty obvious typos. There might also be scenes/jokes that appear seemingly out of nowhere as if someone changed their mind midway and erased a massive chunk of context. Also, beware erratic pacing that goes from mind bogglingly slow to neckbreak speeds and your general run of the mill bad writing. I don't even bother rereading it to make sure everything checks out. There's also going to be plenty of Gary Stu shenanigans so read at your own discretion. Though do try to be nice... or don't... IDRC. I'm not your daddy so I'm not going to parent you. So don't even try and ask me for an allowance... or even a favor for that matter. You've been warned. First World: -The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

    7 Chs 164 Colecciones

  • Traveling the anime multiverse as Nurarihyon original

    Traveling the anime multiverse as Nurarihyon

    Anime & Comics ACTION ROMANCE ADVENTURE REINCARNATION COMEDY INUYASHA

    4.37

    Mathew Redfield dies in a car accident after being fired from his job. Waking up after the car crash he realizes that he's been transported into a empty white space where he meets an omnipotent entity. That entity gives mathew the offer of many life times which came in the form of being able to reincarnate with any gift of his choice. Thus the tale of a "near" compulsive liar start for the sake of a all powerful being trying to stave off boredom. Worlds that the mc will probably travel to: - One piece - Naruto - Highschool DxD - Nanatsu no taizai - Toaru majutsu no index - Shakugan no shana -Inuyasha - Nurarihyon no mago ... I don't own any of the franchises in the novel except maybe the OC's that may appear in the story.

    18 Chs 1.3k Colecciones