When Jimin moved to a small rural town in the middle of nowhere with his family, he should have listened to his intuition telling him to turn around and never look back.
There was something living in that town, and all Jimin knew was that it wanted him gone.
Kim Namjoon never expected to be stuck teaching villain-hopefuls instead of you know, plotting world domination, but he didn't have much say in the matter.
So what if they were all hopeless and didn't know a thing about being villains?
So what if they seemed to have a knack for destroying his property?
Kim Namjoon was going to turn this bunch of idiots into the best damn group of evildoers the world would ever see.
(Or at least good enough that they wouldn't die. Probably.)