I had a sneaking suspicion of where I had ended up pulling everyone. It wasn't the first time I blindly opened a rift in space and ended up somewhere unexpected. The first time had been when I had been exploring my more esoteric powers and accidentally opened a portal to an alternate Harry Potter universe. One where everyone was a furry and magicals cast spells through hip thrusting at the direction of their targets.
Jörmungandr
Anime & Comics · Vargr_the_Skald
can you imagine dying because you dropped a cinnamon bun
i mean it's in his name 'Dumb'ledore
imagine him going to the Boyz universe and smiting homelander. just to bring him back and do it again
"That's diabolical."
Jörmungandr
Anime & Comics · Vargr_the_Skald
add the supernatural and mess with Dean and Sam
Henry Everett, the will of the Heavenly Father lives on through you. Carry on the name Raguel in honor, strike vengeance on those who bring injustice. You are the scale of balance, the redeeming grace of humanity. This is the task heaven charges you with.
Jörmungandr
Anime & Comics · Vargr_the_Skald
yes become op and then shove nagini up Voldemort's butt
Now it should already be pretty obvious that I don't have a very good habit of thinking things through. What motivated me to become blood brothers with a literal vampire, I will never know. All I know is that once we cut our palms and clasped hands that our lives became tied together. He gained some magical traits, like immunity to the sun and faster regeneration and I got some nifty vampire powers. Who wouldn't want to be able to move ridiculously fast or shapeshift into clouds of bats or other 'dark' creatures. All for the low payment of needing to drink a bit of blood. It was well worth it to be able to expand my magical arsenal.
Jörmungandr
Anime & Comics · Vargr_the_Skald
at least you have wings
'Great, now I'm some sort of retarded looking chimera.'
Jörmungandr
Anime & Comics · Vargr_the_Skald
trying to picture Godzilla punching a speed bag
Pain followed thereafter, I felt like Godzilla had decided to use me as a speed bag. Everything hurt, from my arms and legs, even my hair was hurting.
Jörmungandr
Anime & Comics · Vargr_the_Skald
I had a sneaking suspicion of where I had ended up pulling everyone. It wasn't the first time I blindly opened a rift in space and ended up somewhere unexpected. The first time had been when I had been exploring my more esoteric powers and accidentally opened a portal to an alternate Harry Potter universe. One where everyone was a furry and magicals cast spells through hip thrusting at the direction of their targets.
Jörmungandr
Anime & Comics · Vargr_the_Skald