TheImmortalCharles

It’s sad when you share a name with someone so in need of… sterilization

S1: ‘…well brothers. It looks like another event is going to happen soon.’ S2: ‘Yes, and based upon the ones I can sense, it might be a beast battle event.’ S3: ‘Who do you think will win?’ S4: ‘Why does it even matter? Huh? We’re still stuck in these d@#% statues!’ S1: ‘…you know, every event you’re like this. We can’t escape, we can’t talk to anyone else, and we can’t even die.’ S3: ‘So just make the most of it and enjoy the show.’ S2: ‘…’ S4: ‘…are you not going to say anything?’ S2: ‘…what’s the point? He forgets every time a new event comes up. He complains, we talk him down, he enjoys the event, then he forgets.’ S4: ‘…what do you mean I forget?’ S1: ‘…we weren’t supposed to tell you.’ S3: ‘…during one of the monster attacks your side ended up with the hardest hit.’ S1: ‘…an attack slipped through-‘ S2: ‘-I still think you let it through on purpos-’ S1: ‘-WE don’t know that!’ S3: ‘…the attack grazed your head. You’ve been having some memory problems since.’ S4: ‘…’ S1: ‘…brother? Are you alright?’ S4: ‘…oh god! It’s another event!’ S2: ‘This is why I don’t try!’

“…wait. Wasn’t she a 9-tailed Fox? Why am I only seeing 8?” “…did he always have that scarf?” “…exactly how much faster is he?” “…did he cut off your tail?” “No… he just shaved it. The other tails fluffiness is keeping it hidden.” “Shaved? How was he able to shave your tail and make a scarf out of it, and we not see it?” “…why do you think I didn’t attack even in my divine beast mode?” “Where did you get that scarf?” “Do you ladies like it?” *all three nod their heads* “If that fox upsets me one more time, you all will get a scarf of your own.” “…maybe we leave him alone?” “…good idea.”

Anyone know when we find out a foreigner was responsible for him being in a wheelchair?

...back in the real world. “You! Stop what you’re doing now and surrender!” “Officer, I’m not the criminal. These three were trying to rob me, but I fought back.” “...is this true?” “...yes.” X3 “...since that’s the case, you’re under arrest.” “What? Why me? They tried to rob me!” “Yes, they did. But you were the one who assaulted them.” “...you can’t be serrious!” “Wow, all of that seemingly great education and you never learned that bullies don’t get punished, only the bullied that fight back get in trouble.” “It’s called self defense.” “Everyone who has ever claimed that has still served time, we just stopped allowing it to be used as a defense and crime has gone down. Well, reported crimes. As for you three... either rob someone successfully or don’t try, having to deal with this is annoying and a waste of my time. And if you are successful, don’t forget my cut. Now move it.” “Yes sir, we won’t forget sir.” “Go!” “...I’ll report you for this.” “...now you get to disappear.”

“Ok. First, you have to walk on bricks. Second, you have to train in water. Third, you have to pretend you’re an animal. Fourth, you have to fight wild animals... that’s all I have at the moment. Is that clear?” “...” “...” “...” “...is he touched, in the head?” “...no. At least, I didn’t think so before now.” “...we will pray for guidance and safety for his remaining days.” “...you know I can hear you all.”