Before I finished reading thought he was gonna step on him
"Obliviate Maxima!"
Harry Potter: Returning from Hogwarts Legacy
Book&Literature · windkaze
Everyone needs those.
"It's fine," Ron said. "The wizarding world has Tooth-Strengthening Potions. Haven't you heard of them? Our very own Dumbledore even endorsed them."
Harry Potter: Returning from Hogwarts Legacy
Book&Literature · windkaze
Ok that’s a new punishment to me but works great for me
"Well anyway, for your sins and crimes against your fellow inhabitants of the Earth, I have decided that your prejudice should play a factor in your punishment. Therefore, all of you will spend the next thousand years as house elves bound to muggle born witches and wizards. At the end of the thousand years, we will reevaluate your sentence based on how well you performed your duties."
Harry Had Enough 2.0
Book&Literature · Galaxy_Wonder
When one chapter makes you think you read ten
"Some kind of extra-dimensional being, perhaps?" Emmett asked.
Why not? HP/Twilight
Book&Literature · burnable
Is that one of those “only in America” things
Well, a Scotsman who didn't consider himself British becoming a U.S. national hero seemed odd but somehow fitting.
Police in America
TV · Mutter
Bacon leaves where can I find some of those for myself mmmmmm BACON
"Why not bring some bacon leaves?" Sanshi suggested as he sat on the ground next to him. "The ones you got last time won't last much longer, and they can be paired with some grilled vegetables."
The Hagrid's son
Book&Literature · Cadenadeaventuras
Don’t know if I remember right but wasn’t it the marshal or fbi agent
Jack frowned. This kidnapper gave him a weird feeling.
Police in America
TV · Mutter
Sure pure coincidence
The fact that the goblins in question were all too happy to help punish self-important, entitled, selfish pureblood witches and wizards was a pure coincidence. Honest.
Imagination - HP
Book&Literature · burnable
Glory to the 69
Alexander quickly donned a suit and popped into the company office. Which was a huge Skyscraper in E 69th Street.
Grandpa Universe In Multiverse [COMPLETE]
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
Gotta love some of these last names
Daphne's monotone reply was "Screwem, Goode, and Rollem."
Harry Had Enough 2.0
Book&Literature · Galaxy_Wonder