Capítulo 12: Alabasta I
Zeus was chasing down Luffy, as he ran down the streets of Nanohara "Luffy stop running!" Zeus said, Luffy didn't hear him and kept running trying to find a restaurant. Zeus sighed and chased after him.
A while later
Luffy smashed into a restaurant sending 2 men flying through the building, Zeus walked in after him and sighed "Luffy you can't just smash into places like that." he rubbed his temples and sat at a table, sitting across from Luffy. Luffy turned to the waiter and said "Hey waiter bring me some meat please!" The waiter nodded and ran to the kitchen. Luffy was whistling happily while Zeus pulled out his cigarettes and lit one up. The waiter came back with a plate full of meat and a glass of alcohol for Zeus and left. Luffy was eating and Zeus was drinking when a voice came from next to them, "Oi brat! Nice of you to finally show up" Luffy and Zeus turned to the voice and both exclaimed "Smokey!" before looking at each other and laughing "Shishishishi" Smoker got a tick mark on his forehead and smashed the table sending the meat flying as Luffy stretched out his hands to grab it screaming "AH MY MEAT!" Zeus had already lifted his glass and was quietly drinking and smoking. Smoker turned to Zeus and said "Brat what have you been doing while you were gone?!" Zeus exhaled a mouthful of smoke and said "Eh? I was on vacation, right Luffy?" Luffy turned and said "Yep! He was with us the whole time." Zeus turned back to Smoker and said "See Smokey? Alls well that ends well." Smoker was truly angry as he smacked the back of Zeus' head "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL BRAT YOU'RE A MARINE!" Zeus rubbed the back of his head and said "How does everybody keep hitting me? Did you put seastone in your gloves?" Smoker snapped "Shut up idiot you're supposed to be capturing pirates not going on vacation with them!" Zeus sighed and raised his hands up, with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other he said "Fine fuck you're such a kill joy i'll go catch him" Zeus drained his beer and put the cigarette in his mouth before saying to Luffy "Oi Luffy no more vacation i'm coming to catch you! You better run!" before getting smacked again he turned around "Oi you Smokey bastard why you keep hitting me for?" Smoker growled "You dumb brat you're not supposed to tell him to run!" Zeus grumbled something about a 'damn smokey bastard' before running after Luffy.
Zeus chased Luffy across town before getting a mouthful of flames burning his cigarette into ashes he stopped and yelled "Oi you firey bastard you burned my damn cigarette to ashes!" A man walked out of the flames laughing "AHAHAHAHA 'White Lightning' you deserved it for chasing after my brother!" Luffy stopped and yelled "ACE!" and hugged him, Ace chuckled and said "Go i'll meet you at your ship let me take care of the marines" Luffy was about to say something but Smoker caught up and said "Stop you damn straw hat punk!" before he got a mouthful of flames too charring his face black causing Zeus to keel over in laughter. Smoker growled and hit Zeus with his jutte sending him flying over Ace and landing on top of Luffy, Zeus got up and said "Damn Smokey bastard that hurt a lot" before noticing he was standing on top of Luffy he smirked and put one foot on Luffy back and put his hands on his hips while proclaiming "Shishishishi I, THE GREAT KURAMA HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CAPTURE STRAW HAT LUFFY, MAY THE WORLD FEAR ME!" Luffy stretched his foot and kicked Zeus in the head sending his faceplanting into the ground as he laughed and stuck out his tongue and said "You can't capture me! I'm gonna be the pirate king!" Zeus rubbed the back of his head and hissed "You damn brat that hurt a lot I'm gonna beat you up!" he lunged at Luffy and they got into a dust brawl, Ace came over after sometime and somehow got dragged in. Zeus was punching and getting punched by Ace and Luffy, he could've sworn Ace was also punching Luffy while Luffy was just punching both of them, the dust brawl moved until they were near the ship until it finally stopped revealing 4 figures, 3 of them were Zeus, Ace, and Luffy and the other was Zoro. The trio of brothers blinked at Zoro before laughing at him and Zoro just got confused as to how he walked into a dust brawl.
Zeus got another mouthful of fire before turning to Ace next to him raising his fist and saying "Eh? You didn't get enough?" Ace smirked and another dust brawl ensued as Luffy started laughing before getting 2 fists in the face, Ace and Zeus stopped and looked at Luffy who had 2 panda eyes and both fell over laughing.
After a while Smoker showed up again and Luffy and his crew ran away with Ace on board. Zeus watched them go and patted smoker on the shoulder and said "Ah Smokey you win some ya lose some, we'll get em next time." Smoker had black lines on his forehead before smashing Zeus in the back with his jutte sending his flying in the direction of the straw hats and yelling "Chase after them you damn brat!" Zeus got up from the ground and rubbed his back and said "You could've just said that you Smoke bastard!" Zeus called his cloud and chased after the strawhats flying in the sky so they wouldn't notice him.
Zeus had been following Luffy and his crew for a while now and realized Ace must've felt his presence but didn't say anything and stuck with them for a little longer. Zeus kept following them, watched as Luffy fought the Kung-fu Dugongs, lost his crew's supplies in the desert, and fought a huge Sandora dragon.
During the night while Luffy and his crew were sleeping in tents in the desert Zeus pulled out his Den Den Mushi and called Smoker "Oi Smokey meet me at rainbase." Smoker said "Why the fuck are you going to rainbase!" Zeus chuckled "Strawhats are going there and I like gambling what's it to ya?" Smoker growled and said "I'll be there brat if you don't catch those damn strawhats this time i swear-"Zeus cut him off and said "Yeah yeah Smokey you'll beat me up, love you too. Anyway Smokey I want you to know that I like women okay? And even if i didn't I'm not into masochism." Smoker was erupting in anger and yelled "YOU FUCKING BRAT I'M GONNA BREAK YOU'RE FUCKING LEGS I SWEAR TO GOD!" Zeus chuckled and said "Oi Smokey, I already told you i'm not into that plus I like women but maybe you can try that with Hina? Who knows maybe she likes it rough" Zeus could feel the anger from his side of the Den Den Mushi and wisely hung up "Anyway Smokey goodluck with that see you in rainbase bye!" Zeus put his Den Den Mushi away and lied down on his cloud and fell asleep.
The next morning it was the same boring thing, following Luffy and his crew plus Ace in their journeys through the desert. Zeus yawned from his cloud and mumbled "It was much more entertaining in the anime." Zeus continued to follow them until they reached Yuba. Zeus stretched and said "Finally! Civilization!" before deflating "Fuck they still have to walk to Rainbase." Night rolled around and Luffy's crew were sleeping in one of the abandoned houses, Luffy himself was helping dig with the old man and Zeus noticed that Ace came out of the house where Luffy's crew was and walked away and shot a flare into the sky right at Zeus. Zeus smirked and flew down and landed right on top on Ace.
Ace gave Zeus a look and said "Why are you following us i've felt you since Nanohara" Zeus chuckled and said "I'm trying to catch the straw hats isn't that obvious? I AM a marine after all." Ace narrowed his eyes and said "I don't think so what are you planning really?" Zeus sighed and said "No Ace was are YOU planning? Why did you follow Luffy here?" Ace stared at Zeus and lit up in flames and smirked "I was planning on getting rid of you." Zeus looked at Ace and started laughing "Shishishishi Really Ace? You couldn't beat me when we were kids what makes you think you can do it now?" Zeus shook his head while taking his mask off and clicking his tongue "You might be the big brother but you think you can beat me now?" Ace's eyes were wide open in shock before he laughed and jumped at Zeus hugging him "HAHAHAH You little bastard! You're alive!" Zeus chuckled and said "Yeah i'm alive" before smacking his head "Who the hell told you I was dead!?" Ace blinked and said "Eh? It was gramps" Zeus blinked and snapped "That damn old bastard!" He pulled out his Den Den Mushi and called Garp "Hello who is this?" Zeus snapped "Oi! You smelly bastard! Where are you right now?" Garp chuckled and said "Oi Kurama I'm at Marineford" Zeus said "Granpa are you alone?" Garp was silent and said "Yea what's wrong?" Zeus smiled and said "I'm with Ace" Ace said "Hey Gramps!" Garp laughed "Hey you damn brat I guess you found out eh." Zeus snapped "OF COURSE I FOUND OUT YOU OLD FART! WHY YOU GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE I DIED! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE TOLD LUFFY YOU DAMN BASTARD!" Garp started laughing and said "Shut up brat! I'll give you some love when you come back! You too Ace." Zeus and Ace shuddered and answered in unison "N-No thanks gramps" Garp laughed and said "Alright brat now hang up I have stuff to do!" Zeus chuckled and said "You're getting us a new grandma?" Ace started laughing at the thought and Garp was silent, Zeus was getting nervous "Uh gramps you there?" Garp said "Oh yeah, you're getting A LOT of love next time I see you." Zeus almost started crying "Gramps it was a joke! But truthfully speaking granny Tsuru is a pretty good choice, I think you have a shot." Ace started lauging again and Garp said "Yeah? You think so?" Zeus nodded and said "Yea I heard she was quite the looker when she was young go for it gramps! Me and Ace support you." Zeus looked at Ace with an evil smile causing a chill to go down Ace's spine as Garp said "Ace thinks so too huh? Guess since you both care so much for your dear grandpa I should give you guys some extra love huh?" Zeus and Ace gulped and said "Eh gramps you already love us too much no need for more ya know?" Garp laughed and hung up. Zeus and Ace looked at each other and laughed before Zeus spoke up sitting on the ground "So what's the second division leader of the Whitebeard Pirates doing in Paradise?" Ace sat in front of Zeus and said "I'm hunting down a pirate that goes by the name of Blackbeard, he killed one of our crew mates." Zeus frowned and said seriously "Listen to me and listen very carefully Ace, I know you're going to find him no matter what I say but I want you to know that he's not the same as before, that man is extremely dangerous and you're not strong enough to kill him. I'll be blunt you WILL die if you fight him." Ace clenched his fist and said "I have to find him." Zeus nodded and said "I know but I want you to swear that you'll find people to help you, and before you say anything I'm telling you right now if you don't swear on our brotherhood then i'll send you to smoker in cuffs right now." Ace looked into Zeus eyes and swore. Zeus smiled and brought down his cloud taking out some Sake and 2 cups filling them both and giving one to Ace before clinking their glasses together and drinking, while drinking Zeus spoke "By the way Ace I heard that Blackbeard has a devil fruit called the Yami-Yami no mi?" Ace nodded and said "Yea he killed our crew member for it." Zeus sighed and shook his head "That guys a mad man but Ace, that only makes him more dangerous, The Yami-Yami no mi cancels out other devil fruit powers and is also a logia do you know Haki?" Ace nodded and lifted his hand showing that his hand had a slight black sheen, Zeus nodded and said "You need to get better at it before you fight him." Zeus sighed and continued "Sorry for nagging you like this but I just want you safe." Ace smiled and patted his shoulder before they continued drinking. Their conversation lasted until morning, Ace gave Zeus a piece of his Vivre card and Zeus tucked it in his cloud and waved to Ace before jumping onto his cloud and disappearing into the air.
Ace went back to the crew and told them he was leaving much to the crew's disappointment, Luffy told Ace to stay but Ace denied and told them he had to find Blackbeard and left. Luffy watched him go and continued his journey in the desert before Luffy stopped and complained to Vivi that they weren't getting anywhere and how people die, Vivi got angry and the two started fighting before Luffy said that he just wanted to get kick Crocodile's ass and that Vivi should put their lives on the line too not just her own. Vivi finally gave in to Luffy and the group made their way to rainbase.
After what seemed like forever Luffy and his group finally arrived in rainbase, Zeus shot forward and landed in front of a bar and found Smoker, he sat down next to him and said while patting Smoker's shoulder "Hey Smokey how ya been? Long time no see!" Smoker turned to him and started strangling him and growled "Long time no see my ass brat!" Zeus choked out "Nice to see you too!" Smoker got even angrier and was about to literally snap his neck when he noticed that sitting next to Zeus was a kid with a straw hat and another kid with a long nose.
Luffy and Ussop were drinking water at the bar and turned to see Smoker and Zeus. The duo spit out their water and ran out the door with Smoker chasing after them, still holding on to Zeus. Zeus, who was being dragged spoke up "Oi Smokey, I have legs ya know. I can walk on my own." Smoker scoffed as he continued to chase after Luffy and said "Yea, who knows where you would even up with those legs of yours, you can't catch a couple rookie pirates why don't I just break em for you?" Zeus crossed him arms and said "You're pretty rude ya know? I was on vacation most of time." Smoker grunted and said "What about in Nanohara?" Zeus retorted "Firefist Ace interfered." Smoker snorted and arrived at the casino where the Strawhats minus Sanji, Chopper, Vivi were grouped up, they noticed Smoker and Kurama and ran through the casino yelling Crocodile while they were running ending up in the V.I.P section and turning at a sign that said 'Pirates this way -->' Luffy and his crew ran through the hallway with Smoker and Kurama on their tails and ended up falling into a cage.
Smoker landed in the cage and turned around trying to stab Luffy with his jutte, Zeus sighed and said "Oi Smokey give it a rest will ya? We're all trapped here ya know." Nami nodded her head and agreed and Smoker gave up, sitting down on one of the benches. Zeus went over and sat next to him before saying to the group "Guys meet Smokey, Smokey meet the Strawhats." Zeus chuckled at Smoker's grunt and continued as he pointed a thumb at Smoker while looking at Luffy and his crew "This dedicated marine is my boss and has been chasing you guys since Loguetown, and I must say he's doing a pretty bad job of capturing you guys so i'd say he's pretty harmless." Smoker puched Zeus right in the face sending him flying across the cell as he said "Harmless huh? You want me to break your legs right now?" Zeus got up and fixed his mask before sitting next to Zoro and mumbling "Damn bastard you really need to get laid." Smoker fumed and said "That's what you've been doing instead of catching pirates and i'm a captain while you're still a lieutenant." Zeus snapped "I don't care! You Smoke bastard and i'll have you know I only was with one girl on this vacation and she was a lovely lady." Zeus winked at Nami. Nami fumed and punched him in the head causing a bump to appear, Smoker looked shocked "You were with a pirate?!" Zeus glared at Nami and said "No her sister." Nami hit him again, and Zeus cried out "How do you keep hitting me!" before Nami could say anything a loud cough was heard, everybody turned to look outside the cage and saw a man with a scar on his face and a hook for a right hand with black slicked back hair.
Crocodile coughed and said "As much as I'd like to keep watching your comedy skit we have a special guest coming." Luffy jumped at the cage growling "Crocodile!" before slumping to the ground, Smoker spoke up "It's useless Straw hat these bars are made out of sea stone it saps your strength." Crocodile laughed at Luffy's antics and turned to the door and said "Ahh Miss All Sunday I see you've brought our guest!" Robin appeared at the door holding Vivi and bringing her down in front of Crocodile. Vivi looked at Crocodile with hatred and said "You bastard i'll kill you" before taking out her peacock slashers and attempting to cut him, Zeus yawned and said "Oi Vivi relax, you can't kill him even if he stood there and let you, just let him reveal all his plans and start his evil monologue already, i'm waiting to tell a story over here." Crocodile and everyone else looked at Zeus, who shrugged his shoulders and said "It's true look" Crocodile shook his head and started his monologue, he said how he framed the king and started a rebellion so he could start his Operation Utopia and control Alabasta. Zeus sighed and said "Yeah, Yeah Crocky Hurry up and get it over with." Crocodile glared at him and said "I'm gonna control this country and there's nothing you can do to stop me!" Zeus clapped and everybody turned to him as he said "Alright now places people i'll tell you a VERY interesting story and the main character is our 'man' of the hour Crocky!" Crocodile frowned and Zeus continued after getting everyone's interest "So does anybody know a man named Ivankov?" Crocodiles pupils shrunk and Robin said "I do he's one of the revolutionaries I'm pretty sure" Zeus clapped and praised her "As expected of my beautiful Robin, you're exactly right!" Robin blushed a bit at the praise and Zeus continued "Anyway so Ivankov ate a devil fruit and a very particular devil fruit at that, his devil fruit is known as the Horu-Horu no mi does anybody know what it does?" Robin spoke up again "If I guess correctly it has the ability to control hormones?" Zeus had stars in his eyes "Robin i'm falling for you more and more you are absolutely correct!" Robin blushed again but harder this time Zeus chuckled at her red face and continued "So yes as Robin said he has the ability to change Hormones in the body but Ivankov is also know and the Queen of the okamas because of his hormone changing powers he can change people into whatever gender they want, so the story goes that a woman who had a scar across her nose, slick black hair and liked to wear suits, showed up in front of Ivankov and asked him to change her gender to that of a man, Ivankov being the kind person he is complied with the woman request and changed the woman's gender after that he kept away from Ivankov and made a name for herself." Zeus looked up at a pale Crocodile and started laughing "Shishishishi and that name was 'Sir' Crocodile! Shishishishishishi!" Everybody other than Zeus and Crocodile gasped, amd turned to look at Crocodile, who was staring at Zeus looking absolutely murderous. Before Crocodile could say anything Robin's Den Den Mushi started ringing thinking it was good to distract Crocodile at the moment she answered "Um Hello?" Crocodile grabbed the microphone and said said "What is it?" the voice on the other end said "Oh I recognize that voice hello Mr.0" Crocodile frowned and said "Who is this?" the man on the other end said "Welcome to Shitty restaurant." Crocodile seethed "You were the one pretending to be Mr.3 who are you really?" It was Sanji, he said "Well you can call me Mr. Prince" Luffy yelled from the cage "Mr.Prince come save us we're trapped in a cage!" Sanji said "Alright you shitty Captain i'm coming" before a gun shot was heard and another voice came in "Boss we got that Mr. Prince guy" Crocodile smiled and said "Good job i'm coming out now." She/He turned to Robin and said "Let's go" before walking out, just before the door Zeus called out to him "Oi Crocodile! Um I just want to know do you go by he or she?" Crocodile growled and smashed the wall causing water to quickly fill the room before He sneered and said "He. Consider it your last request." Zeus gave a breath of relief "Thank god you know cus calling you a she when you're in your man form kinda puts me off ya know?" Crocodile seethed and walked away, while Robin looked at Zeus who winked at her causing her to blush before she chased after him. Zeus was sitting in the cage chuckling before he lit up a cigarette and turned to Smoker and said "See that's how you flirt with a woman Smokey, she blushed 3 times maybe if you complimented Hina once in a while you'd get laid and stop being such a stiff." causing Zoro to chuckle and Smoker to throw him jutte at Zeus, who caught it and slammed into the wall, Zeus looked up and waved the jutte "Oi Smokey don't want this no more?" he walked up to Smoker who had no reaction and started poking him with it frowning because Smoker wasn't reacting "Oi Smokey don't die on me say something!" Zeus started poking Smoker in the face "OI! YOU DUMB BASTARD SAY SOMETHING!" Smoker growled and grabbed the jutte before slamming Zeus on the ground into the water while Zeus was laughing.
REFLEXIONES DE LOS CREADORES 
Monkey_Godking
Monkey_Godking Hey guys! sorry for the abrupt ending there it was going kinda long just this chapter was around 4k words! Hope you liked the interactions between Smoker and Zeus and Ace and Zeus. Before you ask Zeus is not retarded he just does what he wants and thinks is fun like annoying Smoker who despite how he acts towards Zeus is really Zeus' best friend. I've been playing around with Zeus' character and making him more serious kinda feels like im ruining him so he's whimsical and and does what he wants.
Also to all you Boa Hancock fans out there... well BLEHH NO HANCOCK FOR YOU! Hancock is NOT in the harem I got someone better. The reason is Hancock's personality is kinda super shit and when the fuck is Zeus even gonna meet Hancock anyway small spoiler he doesn't get sent to Amazon Lily like Luffy does Zeus goes somewhere else.
I have a new fanfic idea leave a comment if you wanna know.
ALSO next chapter is coming out today as well because well to be honest with you i have nothing else to do.
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