Capítulo 44: The Group Chat Members Great Surprise! "Being Perfect... Is Such A Sin..."

"... it's really true… being perfect is such a sin…"

Xiao Wei let out a depressing sigh while dramatically placing his hand to his forehead while shaking his head in disappointment because really, how could he be a kitchen killer?

It seemed his plan couldn't keep up, especially with the unimaginable fact that he couldn't cook for the life of it, even though he could follow a guideline of recipes, however, its an entirely different matter when he started to physically do it since his hand somehow becomes magical.

Either it burnt badly even though he would only boil a simple egg, especially when the spices he uses somehow change during the course of applying it in the dishes, for example, the salt suddenly turning out to be sugar instead.

And even though Xiao Wei has made sure to keep a close watch on it, most of the finished food just turned into a dark cuisine, honestly, it's like the body he is using is so curse in the kitchen-related matter or the world is just out to get him.

"... order a take out? No, its still our love nest despite being some part being burned down..."

Xiao Wei can survive without eating any food for a few days, he has experience being hungry for some time, he can also live with already made food since it's far better than the original Xiao Wei unhealthy habit of just eating food once in a while.

However, why should Xiao Wei make himself miserable when he doesn't have to? Particularly when he was spoiled by his lover excellent cooking skill, how can he go back to eating most of that unhealthy food?

He just loves the taste of homemade food made from a loved one, it can warm his cold heart while showing that he finally recognize a loved one in his life because, for people who have already been too deep in the dark, such a warm feeling was simply addicting.

Its too bad that some people who have the warmth couldn't even appreciate it, but such a situation was enough to make Xiao Wei feel extremely happy because it was simply the joy of life he has imagined in the previous life.

Living without no one special in his life is truly lonely, of course, he won't die from not having it though.

For now, Xiao Wei can only take out some snacks stored from the unburned cabinet before taking out the cut fruit plastic box inside the refrigerator, which was something he has quickly freeze over with his Ice power during the loud blast and burning fire.

There is also a can of tuna in oil and lastly taking out a bunch of cold sodas since it has become his favorite drinks aside from alcohol.

Since Xiao Wei couldn't eat a home cook meal, then he will live the life of a lazy shut-in, to the point that he even went so far to take out large eyeglasses while changing his clothes into a large t-shirt and short pant while walking with bare feet around the place.

"I'm Wei the Kitchen Killer~ Because I'm so Perfect, the Heaven Couldn't help but grant me a Flaw! However, I'm still awesome because I can make Dark Cuisine, Yeah~ Watch out my Enemies~ My Magical Hands is ready to Poison you! Hahaha!"

Xiao Wei begins to do his sing-song habit once more while holding a soda in one hand while the other one has taken out his mobile phone and has started to skilfully type with his body slightly swaying, and if Black is online, he will definitely roll his imaginary eyes since he can see the sign of his Host acting up once again.

It's too bad he was also busy living the life of a shut-in on a certain special space, completely believing his new Host will be alright since Xiao Wei shamelessness is almost at the same level as the insane couple he met in the past that has changed his entire system method.

Saturday: 8:55pm

Group Chat

Ding~

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

Everyone, Please Welcome Our Special Member!

The Adorable, the Magnificent, and the Most Special Existence In The Entire World Xiao Wei (Villanous Cutie) have now JOINED the Doom Group Chat, AKA, the end of the world saviors!

*Special Use Of VIP Golden Sparkle For A Week*

Xiao Wei (Vilanous Cutie) has now just got Online!

Xiao Wei (Villanous Cutie): "@InsaneLord, My Dear! I"m so sorry! Our Love Nest almost got burned down! Who would have thought the great and awesome 'I' could not cook? Heaven sure is Fair! Such Weakness Being Given To Such a Perfect Being which is 'I'! Oh… Hello everyone, please take care of me!~"

Sending a picture of a winking chibi who suspiciously looks an animated drawing of his own real appearance.

Everyone: "...!"

How the hell did you join our Group Chat? We want to report you for breaking in without permission! And you even hack our Announcement System, such shameless introduction, you sure are great!

Every single member, busy or not, has been unable to ignore the sudden announcement when the ringtone of the notification in their phone was completely different from the normal beeping sound.

It was a really annoying loud song with the trumpet sound added in the background causing everyone ears to hurt from how bombastic the noise was.

Ding~

Xiao Wei (Villainous Cutie) has added another nickname underneath Shen Hao (Insane Lord) with (The Villain Protagonist): Already Taken by Villanous Cutie, please feel free to just watch his sexiness but no touching!

Shen Hao (Insane Lord): @VillainousCutie, Little Red, are you alright? Are you hungry right now? Should I tell Liu Shanyuan to make you some food? Or how about I just returned back to our Love nest and cook you dinner before I leave once again?

Liu Shanyuan who has smartly decided to just lurk in the dark while watching the two crazy couple shower dog food has almost lost his grip on the phone he was holding before frantically looking left and right, completely having the appearance of wanting to run away in order to hide.

Why am I always the first person he considered among our friends to called out?

Fortunately, unknown to Liu Shanyuan, Shen Fa who has been secretly added to the Group has quickly sent his younger brother a message to leave his Shanyuan alone and send someone else, maybe Wu Long since its Xiao Wei cousin.

Of course, with the excuse that it would be the safest thing to do since they are related, after all, Shen Fa completely knows how possessive his younger brother can be, which fortunately has managed to save the person he is chasing from being sent somewhere.

Younger Brother! I'm slowly getting Shanyuan to get used to my presence, please don't make my hard work go for naught!

Xiao Wei (Villainous Cutie): @InsaneLord, Brother Blue! Don't worry, I already accept my fate as a Kitchen Killer since its also a great title to have right? Besides, My Dear has already prepared some food in the refrigerator so I won't get hungry!"

Sending a gif of a chibi Wei hugging a chibi Hao before kissing his cheek.

Shen Hao (Insane Lord): @VillainousCutie, As long as My Wei is happy and you have a nice gif. Unfortunately, I couldn't let you do it in real life. Sweetie, wait for a bit, I'll quickly finish the task you have given me and soon I'll be able to come back to your side.

Crunch!

Xiao Wei slowly blinked his crimson eyes hiding behind the large eyeglasses on his face while chewing the potato chips on his mouth before taking a large gulp of the open soda place on top of the flat surface of one of the workout machines in a large room.

Xiao Wei (Villainous Cutie): @InsaneLord, My Dear! Although I want you to be on my side, however, you don't need to hurry up! Just take all your time! I'm sure you also wanted to play right? Go ahead and play with them! Record it in the video and show me later ok?"

Although, Shen Hao has mentioned having no strong emotion about his like and dislike, however, Xiao Wei has observed that the man has used the form of fighting and being unreasonable as some sort of control and restraint regarding some issues on his mentality.

Yes, Xiao Wei has noticed how there has been something wrong in Shen Hao's thinking process, which was the same type of problem he is facing when using the body in this world, although he wasn't quite sure yet how and what is the reason for Shen Hao problem.

However, there is one fact Xiao Wei knows about his lover and that he smells the same flavor of craziness within Shen Hao, it is also the reason why they got along extremely well in the shortest time they met each other.

So, Xiao Wei always keeping Shen Hao by his side without letting him let out some stress isn't a good thing.

Shen Hao's existence basically intended in this world, all the violence, the cruel fighting, the bloody chaos was something he is born into, there is always a reason why Xiao Wei has labeled his lover as Fighting Machine.

Even in the story, if there isn't a family burdening and binding that 'Shen Hao', he could have easily lived his life without minding the Protagonist who has caused his death.

Although Xiao Wei would never allow such an ending to happened to his lover, besides, as a qualified and excellent perfect boyfriend, he needed to be a thoughtful and considerate lover.

Xiao Wei (Villanous Cutie): "@InsaneLord, Brother Hao, please feel free to go all out! Besides, after finally thinking deeply about it, I finally listened to your advice and called out some people to accompany me, so there is no need to worry about leaving me all alone now!"

And in some place, the moment Xiao Wei has started the flashy announcement to finally inform everyone of his presence in the Group Chat, a slender figure has suddenly received a message on his phone, which has instantly caused the person face to lit up brilliantly.

"You got it, Boss!"