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'I should have a bit of a break from the snake chick's whip for now...' I mused, my eyes darting under my helmet as I inspected the area, formulating a plan.
'The wolf guy's skin is thick, and he can regenerate, but he's not a problem...' I took a step back, dodging a swing from the werewolf as he lunged at me.
I noticed him moving to the side to give the snake lady an unhindered view of me so she could freely swing her whip without worrying about friendly fire. I reacted immediately, shadowing his movement and sticking close.
I took a boxing stance and moved closer, sending my right fist flying at the werewolf's face, he reacted by crossing his front of it to defend himself.
However, it was faint, and I caught his wrist, prying it off his face, creating an opening which I capitalized on by yanking him toward me and burying my foot in his chin with a high kick.
I drew my fist back and sent another, full-powered punch towards the wolfman's chest, infused with what little energy I managed to muster in such a short time.
The wolfman howled in pain as blood splashed, and my fist went right through his chest, crushing his heart and several organs because of the energy.
However, I could already see the hole in his chest regenerating, wiggling flesh and tissue creeping slowly towards my hand inside his chest. I frowned at the horrid scene. But I didn't stop my attack, clawing at the werewolf's eyes.
I kept an eye on the snake lady to ascertain she wouldn't take advantage and move to the side where she could attack me without injuring her friend, and my eyes widened when I saw her smirk while brandishing her whip and preparing to attack without minding the wolf man.
My surprise only grew when the wolf man clutched my wrists and held on tightly despite literally being heartless and sightless as the snake woman began her attack,
I grit my teeth, driving my foot into the wolfman's nether region, sealing the deal with a headbutt into his snout, causing his teeth to fly as he finally let go.
I put all my strength into my legs and jumped up, dodging the swing and landing on the ground just in time to see the snake woman's whip bisecting the werewolf's body in half.
Clicking my tongue, I turned to the snake lady and sprinted towards her in a hurry. That energy whip would probably tear through my coat, and I needed to put her out of commission before that happened.
The serpentine redhead frowned as she watched me charge her and quickly began whipping at me, trying to slow me down, which worked to a certain degree since I had to dodge.
Still, her actions didn't delay me enough for the wolfman to recover. However, the panic or hasty retreat I expected to see when I closed the distance wasn't there. She wickedly grinned instead and opened her mouth wide.
The snake lady's throat began contorting, and a splash of green liquid flew at me from her mouth in a wide arc that left me no room to dodge the sizzling fluid.
I retrieved a metallic sheet from my inventory and raised it in front of my body to block the strange green vomit, and my eyes widened when I saw the metal start melting.
I grit my teeth and let go of the metal sheet before the green acid-like substance could touch my hand, and I turned back to the snake lady as I prepared to skewer her with my metal wire.
I barely stopped myself from cursing aloud when I turned the woman and saw nothing but a giant green tail filling my vision as it flew towards my torso. I didn't have time to dodge and only managed to raise my hands in front of my midsection as the attack hit, sending me flying back and crashing into a wall.
I swallowed the mouthful of blood rising through my throat and turned to the woman, who now looked like a green lamia with the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a snake, shiny emerald scales covering all of her body.
"My, my... aren't we full of surprises..." the serpentine woman calmly remarked, a leisurely grin on her face as she slithered to stand in front of the werewolf whose upper body was crawling towards his legs.
"Says the chick who turned into a goddamned snake when I looked away for a second..." I quipped back as I stood up, trying to buy some time. I could already feel an itchy situation inside my chest as my organs and bones began healing.
"Chick is such a low-class word for a woman like me..." the serpentine woman replied, charmingly smiling as she reverted to her human form, naked as the day she was born.
"Wouldn't you agree that lady would be a more apt description...?" she asked, raising an eyebrow as she ran a hand through her hair, emphasizing her enormous pair of shapely breasts that jiggled with her gesture.
'She's trying to buy time for the werewolf to recover...' I mused as I stared directly into the serpentine woman's exposed breasts, my eyes moving up and down with every jiggle.
I might have had a healing factor, but it was nowhere as strong as the one the wolfman had, and I needed to buy some time for my organs to heal, so I might as well enjoy the show.
The werewolf's healing factor was probably on Deadpool's level. Mine was likely the same level as Deathstroke, maybe better, but definitely not strong enough to compete with Deadpool level shit.
'I'll play along and strike when I find the chance...'
Encouraged by my reaction, the serpentine redhead slowly walked toward me, swaying her body as she moved, and I kept my eyes on her. However, my focus was on the video feed from my pigeon drone monitoring the wolfman, who was quickly recovering.
By the time my organs healed, the wolfman was already trying to get up, and the seductive redhead was barely five meters away from me, her throat contorting as she prepared to bathe me in another green acid vomit.
I immediately moved, taking out Ivory and Ebony from my inventory. I started by fusing energy into Ebony and rapidly fired at the snake lady, aiming at her forehead with non-lethal shots.
I fired five energy projectiles, and only three hit her; one on the forehead, one on the shoulder, and the other in the center of her bare chest causing her to hiss in pain while holding her head.
Then I dumped as much energy as possible into Ivory and leveled it at the werewolf, firing a single powerful energy projectile that hit him in the shoulder, severing his arm.
I stored my bulletproof coat (it would be useless in protecting me against acid vomit and would only be ruined) and guns in my inventory and charged the serpentine redhead.
She quickly recovered her bearing, unmindful of the bruises forming on her otherwise flawless body, as she opened her mouth and tried to spray me with another splash of acid vomit.
However, I was close enough to reach before she opened her mouth, punching her chin to close her mouth, to which she hissed again, and I quickly shut her up with another punch. Equal rights, equal fights, bitch.
The serpentine woman began turning green as she tried to transform, but I had no intention of letting her get through with it. Yanking her hair to throw her to the ground, I immediately straddled her, using every bit of my willpower to focus on the task at hand and not her jiggling breasts.
I joined my fingers together as I located the nerve I needed to hit to knock her out, and she responded by opening her mouth to spray me with another acid splash.
I caught her jaw with my other hand and forcefully closed her mouth, preparing to knock her out. I noticed the wolf man recover and charge at me, but I didn't stop and buried my fingers into the redhead's neck, rendering her unconscious.
However, my action left me unable to dodge in time, and the wolf man tackled me away from the serpentine woman, climbing over me as he swiped at my neck with his claws.
My eyes widened, and I almost choked on my own blood when I felt a wetness on my neck, but I gritted my teeth and pushed my lower body off the ground to wrap my legs around the werewolf's head from behind.
I pried him off me in a brief and painful struggle as he kept swiping at my torso and neck with his claws and reversed our position, holding my bleeding throat with one hand while the other began pummeling him into the ground.