Store of Implausibility

Hey all I have known is this store and I can finally open it after finishing learning everything about my wares and over 2 million languages and 1 billion different dialects. I wonder will I ever be able to leave also why does each person only get one thing to buy cause all of these things are much weaker then me.

Follow this ignorant God of stores as he sells off wares that change the worlds they go into. Will he be mocked for his lack of understanding etiquette when he comes across nobles yes, yes he fucking will. Will they also be obliterated yes some them will.