Capítulo 217: Chapter 217 ELF Academy Play
I have to say that this game between Su Mu and Bronya really ignited the players' enthusiasm.
Even Kevin, Kalpas, and Kosmo began to practice their skills hard.
This is not surprising, after all, no one can say no to virtual games, and everyone in the Golden Courtyard is also a loyal player of virtual games.
Even Snake will log into the virtual world to relax after work.
It's just that girls are naturally not as committed to games as men.
" Su Mu, when will you develop some games suitable for girls? "
Elysia asked,
" Although Honkai Impact and Sekiro are great games, they are not very suitable for people like Griseo and Eden. "
" Many viewers in my live broadcast room also mentioned that Sekiro and Houhoushu are too difficult and they really can't play anymore. "
" As for this, we are already developing a new game. If nothing else happens, I believe this new game will satisfy you, and it can also be played online. "
Su Mu smiled.
Although Genshin Impact is not the best game, it does make it suitable for all ages and has a wide audience.
And there are quite a few female players in Genshin Impact, definitely more than there are in Sekiro.
" Really? That's great! "
Elysia's eyes suddenly lit up.
" Are you going to release a new game again? Good guys, you are much more complicated than a programmer like me. "
Sakura couldn't help but complain.
" It's none of our business. Anyway, the people under us will do the work. We just need to control the general direction. "
Bronya said leisurely.
" Well ... evil capitalist. "
The corner of Sakura's mouth twitched slightly, and then she couldn't help but sigh,
" To be honest, it's getting harder and harder to make money these days. I'm thinking about changing my career. The job of a programmer is simply not for humans. I work overtime every day and have to fix all kinds of bugs . Now that I see the program, I Headache. "
" Indeed, programmers are not good dogs. "
Su Mu nodded in agreement,
" And Sakura, you seem to be losing some hair recently. It seems that female programmers also have hair loss problems. "
" What?! I lost my hair?! "
Upon hearing this, Sakura's expression suddenly became tense, and she quickly touched her beautiful pink hair.
Although it is normal for programmers to be bald, and some of Sakura's colleagues do have this problem, she never expected that such a thing would happen to her.
She is only twenty-six years old! If she is really bald, how will she see anyone in the future?
" Sakura, don't listen to Su Mu's nonsense. He is scaring you. Your hair is so beautiful, how could you lose it? "
Elysia took Sakura's hand and comforted her, and at the same time glared at Su Mu angrily.
" I'm not talking nonsense. Look at the table. What's that hair falling out of? "
Su Mu pointed to the table.
Everyone looked in the direction of Su Mu's finger. Good guy, there was indeed a pink hair falling on it.
Now everyone looked at Sakura with sympathy.
".... No, it's possible that Aili dropped it! "
Sakura shook her head vigorously, firmly refusing to admit that she would lose her hair.
" From my professional point of view, staying up late will indeed cause hair loss. Sakura, you have to work less overtime in the future. "
Su warned Sakura from the perspective of a doctor.
" Sakura, don't be nervous. It's just hair loss. It's normal for foxes to shed their hair. "
Su Mu said seriously.
" Classic Fox, you've lost your mind, haven't you? "
Bronya poked Su Mu's waist and complained.
" Did Sister Sakura lose her hair? "
Little Griseo asked curiously in a cute voice,
" Then will Sister Sakura become like the bald uncles on TV? "
" Gratio! Don't say such terrible things! "
" Is Sakura going to lose her hair? I just recently developed a biotechnology hair growth agent. Do you want to try it? The effect is guaranteed, but there may be some side effects. "
Snake narrowed his eyes and gave Sakura a harmless smile.
Sakura: " ….."
She didn't want to know what the side effects were.
Even if she really loses her hair and becomes bald, she can't be Mobius's guinea pig!
Cherish life and stay away from Mobius.
" Okay, don't scare Sakura anymore. When she gets anxious, her hair will not fall out, but it will actually fall out. "
Eden shook his head in confusion, preventing everyone from spreading panic towards Sakura.
After some joking, although Sakura no longer worried about her hair loss problem, she really wanted to change her career. After all, she really didn't want the blessing of 996 .
If given a choice, who would want to be a social animal?
But new problems also came. She didn't know what she would do if she didn't work as a programmer.
" It's easy. You just need to create an account online, and then find a leather case, or a real person can appear, and post videos online, such as "Beautiful Girl from the Far East Watching Journey to the West" and "Pretty Girl from the Far East Don't Laugh." Challenge" ..... Believe me, you will definitely be popular. "
Su Mu said with a smile.
" Is this ... possible? It doesn't feel very reliable. "
Sakura hesitated.
" Besides, the beautiful girl from the far east ... isn't it too shameful? Will the audience really like this? "
" Of course, believe me, no one 🙌 understands 👌 netizens ☝ better than me 👐 . "
Su Mu made gestures and said seriously.
" Pfft - hahaha, Su Mu, you are so bad! "
Hearing what Su Mu said, Elysia, who often mixed up in batches, didn't understand what he meant and laughed out loud.
" Su Mu! "
Hearing Elysia's laughter, Sakura didn't know that she was being tricked, and she suddenly became angry.
This means that she doesn't carry a knife with her, otherwise Su Mu would have to be stabbed anyway.
After a lot of chatting and laughing, the happy time always passed quickly, and it soon arrived at five o'clock in the afternoon.
" It's five o'clock, Su Mu, I remember that ELF Academy was updated at five o'clock today, right? "
Elysia looked at the time and asked quickly as if she remembered something.
" Yes, starting from today, it will be updated every Saturday at 5 p.m. "
Su Mu nodded.
After a month of production, today is the official broadcast time of ELF Academy. Valkyrie's Table is also updated today, but the time is set at 8pm, which is a meal time update.
" That's just right, let's all come and see it together. "
Elysia suggested.
She is still very interested in the animation jointly produced by MiHoYo and Anti-Entropy Entertainment, and judging from the information revealed in the trailer, it seems to be a very cheerful and funny animation, which is her favorite style.
" Then let's change places. The TV screen in my house is larger. "
Eden said.
" It's up to you to go and see it. I'm going home first. "
Snake waved his hands without interest and prepared to go home.
But with Elysia, a social terrorist, how could someone be allowed to leave alone during group activities?
So Snake was shamelessly dragged to Eden's house by Elysia.
" Elysia, I really hate you more and more. "
Sitting on the sofa of Eden's house, Snake crossed his arms with a gloomy face and looked at Elysia with unkind eyes.
But Elysia didn't seem to notice the look in her eyes that she wanted to eat her. She still had a smile on her face. She even hugged Mobius's little soft body and rubbed her shamelessly. That splendid and tender little face.
" Oh, my dear Mobius, you are so cute. I really want to know how you maintain such good skin. "
" Go away, Elysia! "
Snake almost laughed out of anger at Elysia, but she was not as strong or as tall as this fat pink woman, so she could only be humiliated by being held in her arms and allowed to cling to her.
Everyone on the side was already used to the two of them living like happy enemies, and under Su Mu's notification (secretly), everyone now knew that Mobius was actually a tsundere, and they would not be surprised. Preventing her ' intimate interaction ' with Elysia .
Besides, Mobius, who was bullied by Elysia , was so cute that he turned everyone into a fun person.
Then Eden turned on the TV, connected to the Internet, and clicked on ELF Academy.
Soon, the animation of ELF Academy was played on TV.
Currently, ELF Academy has updated two episodes in total, and each episode is not long, only five minutes.
Although it is a Q version of the painting style, the painting is still quite smooth and very comfortable to watch.
" What a cute painting style. I really want to keep an ELF at home. "
Looking at the ELFs appearing on the screen, Elysia's eyes were full of interest.
" Vilvi, can you make an armed ELF? "
" Ellie, I'm very grateful that you think so highly of me, but I'm sorry that with my current technology, this magical skill, which is the same as creating life, is not within my reach. "
Vill-Vi shrugged. Although she is the most talented engineer in the world, engineers are not God. It is really embarrassing for you to ask her to make an ELF in a realistic world.
" Does Little Griseo like armed ELF? "
Su Mu hugged Gratiu, let her sit on his lap, and asked with a smile.
" like. "
Little Griseo nodded without hesitation.
the OP of ELF Academy was launched. In Bronya's singing, the cheerful and humorous tune and lyrics of "Little Thing" also made everyone's eyes shine.
" Haha, this song is sung by you, Bronya? It's really a cheerful song. "
Elysia praised with a smile.
" It's indeed good. I feel that Bronya's voice is indeed quite suitable for singing this kind of song. "
Mei pushed up her glasses and smiled.
" hehe ....."
Bronya laughed dryly. Seeing that everyone thought ELF Academy was just an ordinary, cute cartoon, she couldn't help but want to twitch the corners of her mouth.
Can't laugh, it's not time yet.
After the OP finished playing, figures imitating Judas and Teresa also appeared on the screen.
Under Teresa's instructions, Fang Judas behaved very well, like a good baby, which made Aponia couldn't help but sigh,
" What a well-behaved child. "
However, as soon as she finished speaking, everyone saw that Imitation Judas, who had just looked like a good baby, left Teresa, and in less than a second, transformed directly into a person riding a motorcycle, wearing a Bad girl in sunglasses.
The contrast caused by this moment made everyone almost unable to react.
" It turns out that this child is an imitation of Judas - Blood Embrace. Tell me, I didn't even recognize her look just now. "
Pardofelis slapped his forehead and then reacted belatedly.
" Hahaha, is this how it unfolds? It makes me laugh to death! "
Elysia held her stomach and leaned on the sofa laughing non-stop. The others also couldn't laugh or cry, they were all overwhelmed by Judas' sudden transformation.
The most depressing one has to be Aponya.
She just said that the other person was a well-behaved child, but the next second he turned into a will-o'-the-wisp girl, and that look was nothing like a well-behaved child.
" Did you notice the advertisement on the stop sign just now? "
Su Youtou couldn't help laughing and said,
" If I read it correctly, it seems like the raven is endorsing the advertisement for the beach house, right? Sumu Bronya, you are officially persecuting the raven. "
Hearing Su's reminder, Elysia quickly rewinded the video. Sure enough, when she was imitating Judas' transformation, the billboard on the roadside was the advertisement for the opening of Seaside City endorsed by Raven.
" Pfft - it turns out there is a surprise hidden here! "
Now Vill-Vi couldn't help laughing.
As we all know, the most interesting plot in Honkai Impact III is the Raven's island villa.
" As expected of you, Su, your eyes are so good. If it weren't for you, we really wouldn't have discovered this detail. "
Elysia smiled and said,
" Su Mu, Bronya, you are really evil! How can you persecute the raven like this? I'm so angry! "
" This has nothing to do with me. "
The Bronya smiled and excused himself,
" The scripts for ELF Academy and Valkyrie's Table were both written by Su Mu. It's none of my business. If you want to complain, just complain to him. "
Everyone laughed happily, but some people had already vaguely noticed that this ELF Academy did not seem to be an ordinary animation.
Soon, the extremely clumsy and nonsensical plot of ELF Academy was finally revealed.
On the way to school, Imitation Judas rescued Hidama Maru, who was almost eaten as a flying fish ball, from the hands of several dead warriors.
And when Imitation Judas grabbed the dead man by the collar and the two looked at each other at close range, the style of the painting suddenly changed into a girly comic style, and then the dead man was even moved, only to be replaced by Imitation Judas in the next second. The headbutt went directly into the wall.
This heaven-defying scene also left everyone stunned.
And this ' surprise ' wasn't over yet. Then the camera turned to the ELF Academy, and Akatsuki Requiem was on the stage having a chuunibyou epilepsy, and then a fake Judas flew in from the window on a motorcycle. , directly gave Chi Yuan to Chuang Fei, which shocked the other friends.
Thinking that Akatsuki really summoned something.
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