"That bow is, no, that is a harp," Michael said while looking at the masked man.
"Wow!! So cool!!" Serafall wanted a companion on her magician girl show and this masked man was suitable.
"Thank you for helping us," Sirzech said. He was almost out of control when he saw Rias almost got hurt.
"Well, don't worry about it," Yuuki waved his hand.
"Are you really, Koneko-chan's brother-in-law?" Sirzechs asked. He knew Koneko's sister was an SS-criminal class and he was quite wary about this bow user. But at least he knew this guy wasn't an enemy since he helped them to fend off their enemies and he had quite a good relationship with four of Rias's servants.
"Please, don't look at me like a criminal," Yuuki raised his hands, "Especially that braided maid, I am a law abiding citizen and not some criminal."
"But you're dating a criminal," Grayfia said curtly.
"Even though I date a criminal doesn't mean I am also a criminal," Yuuki gave them a knowing smirk as if he knew everything.
Grayfia couldn't say anything and looked away.
Grayfia comes from the House of Lucifuge, a noble family of Pure-Blooded Devils from the Extra Demons whose family served under the original Lucifer. Grayfia was originally from the Old Satan Faction that opposed the Anti-Satan Faction, where she stood in the front lines as one of the most powerful Devils. It was during that time that she met Sirzechs and fell in love with him. During the Devil Civil War, she would meet him in secret.
Grayfia was also a criminal but because of her husband, she could live like a normally.
"Hahaha, I won't matter your origin as long as you're not the enemy," Sirzech said.
"Good, I will help you until this fight is over," Yuuki said.
"Well, that's good to hear," Sirzech nodded.
Yuuki made a chair and sat down while looking at the battle.
"What is your relationship with Akeno-san!" Issei suddenly asked.
"Issei!" Rias was also curious but they were in a battle and she could ask her later.
"No! Buchou! I need to know!" Issei asked.
Yuuki looked at Akeno and wondered what kind of relationship they had. He thought for a while and said, "We are in BDSM relationship, she is the slave and I am the master."
Everyone stopped their fights and looked at him with a weird expression. They looked at Akeno who was blushing very hard and gathered electricity around her hands.
"Ara ara ufufufu, it seems you need to know who is the master and slave in this relationship," Akeno couldn't care anymore and decided to beat this hateful man for sure. She attacked him with her electric but her attack suddenly changed its direction and became bigger. She was stunned and saw her attack defeated a lot of magicians in a single attack.
"Kankara formula," Sirzech saw that magic. He shook his head and denied that possibility. He could see that magic had the same effect as his dear friend magic but it was somewhat different at the same time.
"Wow..." Everyone was surprised looking at that attack.
Yuuki sat down while thinking about how to make Sekiryuutei stronger since he felt somewhat guilty about taking Akeno away from her.
BAMMM!!!
They saw Azazel being hit by something and fell down to the ground.
"VALI!!!" Issei shouted while looking at him.
"It hurt," Azazel said as he came out of the hole and looked at Vali, "Vali."
"Forgive me, Azazel, this side is more interesting," Vali said.
"Vali! You are the traitor!" Issei said.
"Say Vali," Azazel cleaned the dust on his clothes and flew toward him, "there is one thing that I'd like to know."
"Hmm?"
"Are you joining the Khaos Brigade?" Azazel said.
"Khaos Brigade? Who is the leader?" Serafall was quite confused. Only the strongest one could control group powerhouse being in the world.
"Well, the one who controls this group is Ophis, right?" Azazel said.
"Ophis!" Rias was stunned.
"Ophis?" Issei was curious.
"The infinite dragon, the god of the dragon, Ophis is the strongest dragon and even to have been feared by the God himself," Rias said.
"T-that's strong," Issei was flabbergasted.
"I certainly join hands with Ophis, however, neither of us have any interest in world domination, people just join us because they want to use our strengths," Vali said.
"And here I thought you were in cahoots with Katerea, considering both of you had the positions of Overlord stolen from you," Azazel said.
"Position of overlord?" Serafall was stunned.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Rias asked.
"My name is Vali Lucifer," Vali said.
"What?"
"No way!"
"Lucifer?"
"The blood of the late Overlord flows within my veins, I was born to the grandson of the previous Overlord and a human mother, I'm a half-demon," Vali said, then he summoned the devil wings on his back.
"This guy will probably become the strongest English Dragon there is, there was, and there ever will be," Azazel stated.
"Strongest..." Issei said while looking at Vali.
"Hyoudou Issei, don't you think the destiny is so cruel?" Vali suddenly said.
"Say what?" Issei was angry.
"You're very weak and I can't even make you become my rival," Vali said then he looked at Yuuki, "Why don't you ask him to make you stronger?" He said while pointing his finger at Yuuki.
"What? Why are you involve me in this conversation?" Yuuki was startled.
"No! I can get strong by myself!" Issei shook his head. He didn't want to rely on someone who stole Akeno-san from him.
"Then I will kill your parents," Vali suddenly said.
"What!" Issei became angry.
"Then I would make everyone's breasts smaller with my power," Vali said with a smirk.
"WHAT!!! I WILL KILL YOU!! BASTARD!!!" Issei couldn't handle it anymore. Vali had threatened him to kill both of his parents and made everyone chest became smaller. That was a very unforgivable crime in this world. But he knew right now, he couldn't do anything. He turned his head and looked at this hateful man. He gritted his teeth and asked, "PLEASE MAKE ME STRONGER!!!"
Yuuki looked at Vali who had a smirk on his face. It was as if told him, 'You told me to play with my rival then you have to make him stronger.' He sighed and massaged his temple.
"Please!!!" Issei didn't want his parents and everyone's breasts to be small.
Yuuki looked at everyone who had the same expression.
"Help him," Akeno and Koneko said.
Yuuki looked at him and said, "I will make you stronger but you need to answer my question first."
"QUESTION!! WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO THAT!!" Issei was angry. He was very desperate but this guy made his situation even more difficult.
"I don't have any obligation to make you stronger, if you don't want it, then it is fine," Yuuki shook his head.
"Issei!" Rias said.
Issei gritted his teeth and said, "SURE!! GIVE ME YOUR QUESTIONS!!!"
Yuuki nodded, "Well, this is the question."
Everyone listened to him intensely, they also needed to hear this question then they could help Issei to answer.
Issei was very nervous but he was desperate for power.
Vali didn't mind waiting for a while.
Yuuki took a deep breath and said with a serious expression, "Alright then...."
Everyone gulped and focused on him.
"Buttstocks or breasts --- which do you prefer?" Yuuki said while looking at Issei.
Everyone blinked their eyes several times and shouted.
"WHAT KIND OF STUPID QUESTION IS THIS!!!"
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Will Issei choose buttocks or boobs?
his answer will be revealed tomorrow.
Be tone!
Everyone shouted at the same time, they were in a desperate situation but this guy asked a stupid question.
"Buttstocks or breasts?" Issei had already known the answer. He shouted with all of his might, "Bre-,"
"Issei, stop!!!" Azazel shouted at him.
"Sensei?" Issei was stunned.
"Don't be hasty! This question isn't that simple!" Azazel said with a serious expression, "Look at his expression!"
Issei turned his head and saw this masked man with a serious expression. He gulped and knew this question wasn't that simple.
"Hyodou! Let me help you!" Saji came to him.
"Issei, I know my strength isn't enough but at least let me help you answer this question," Kiba said with a serious expression.
"Issei-kun, do your best," Sirzech gave him a serious nodded.
"Sekiryuutei, you're the only one who can answer this question," Michael said.
"Everyone..." Issei felt moved when everyone put their hope on him. His eyes were teary since he knew the answer. He really knew what was the answer but he couldn't betray his principle. His heart was hurt when he had to say it. He was actually like boobs rather than buttocks. There was no way he could tell that he liked buttocks rather than boobs. He would rather die than told the world he liked buttocks than boobs. Then suddenly he felt someone touched his shoulder.
Issei turned his head and saw Azazel had a very serious expression, "Sensei..."
"Don't force yourself, I know it is very hard for you," Azazel looked at him with a sad expression.
"I CAN'T! I CAN'T LIE TO MYSELF!! I LIKE BOOBS RATHER THAN BUTTSTOCKS!!!" Issei was crying and shouting very hard.
[Partner] Ddraig felt helpless with his user.
Every male looked at him with a pitiful expression since they also liked boobs more than buttstocks. The female had disgust expression on their face.
Azazel shook his head and looked at Yuuki, "Hey, Archer."
"Archer? Me?" Yuuki pointed at himself.
"Yeah, you use a bow and that name is suitable right?" Azazel said.
Yuuki nodded, "I don't mind, you can call me Archer."
"Then Archer, can I answer this question on his behalf?" Azazel said with a serious expression.
Yuuki nodded, "Sure, I don't care whoever answers this question but if you fail I won't help you."
Azazel nodded, "Don't worry, I know the answer."
"Good, tell me your answer," Yuuki said.
Azazel closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He opened his eyes and said with a clear voice, "I like the buttstocks."
Everyone gasped at his answer even the magicians who fell down on the ground also had the same expression.
Yuuki nodded and smirked, "Hmph, we have the same preference."
"Yes!!" Everyone was happy when they heard Azazel's question was right but still the female had a very complicated expression.
"Then hurry up and make me stronger!!" Issei was excited.
Azazel wiped the sweat on his forehead and looked very satisfied. He had a very wide smile on his face as if he had done a very good job.
"Not yet," Yuuki shook his head.
"WHAT!! YOU CHEATER!!" Issei was angry.
"I don't yet know if you are really an ass man, you see," Yuuki said while looking at Azazel.
"Shit! If only it was boobs!" Issei could think of many reasons why he liked boobs. But the answer wasn't boobs and the hateful man in front of him liked buttocks rather than boobs. He knew both of them would become rivals in the future but he wouldn't lose. He needed to tell the world that the boobs were the most supreme.
"Well, tell me, Azazel, the governor of a fallen angel, why did you choose buttocks rather than boobs?" Yuuki asked.
Azazel looked at him weirdly, 'I answer buttocks because you like it!!' He wanted to get mad at this guy. He didn't know what kind of meant that this guy could help Issei to fight Vali but he knew he was the only one who could help everyone. He actually preferred boobs over buttocks but his love wasn't as deep as Issei. That was why he could tell this guy that he liked buttocks.
"Azazel-sensei!!" Everyone looked at him with hope.
'These guys!' Azazel had never felt nervous before.
"It feels like a sphinx question," Kiba suddenly said.
"Sphinx? You mean what is walking with four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet in the night?" Saji was surprised.
Kiba nodded, "Then if someone answers this question wrong, they will be eaten by a sphinx."
Every guy in this area gulped and the female looked at them with a weird expression.
"SENSEI!!" Issei looked at Azazel.
"LET US HELP YOU!!" Saji said.
"Azazel, we can do this together," Sirzechs said.
"No! This question can only be answered by Azazel, it will lose its meaning if you work together to answer this question," Yuuki said.
Everyone gasped and looked at Azazel.
"Huff," Azazel was very nervous right now.
"Can you hurry up?" Vali asked.
"SHUT UP!! WE'RE IN REALLY SERIOUS MATTER!! I WILL FIGHT YOU AS YOU WANT AFTER AZAZEL-SENSEI ANSWER THIS QUESTION!!!" Issei was mad. He didn't understand how Vali didn't understand how hard the situation of Azazel-sensei.
"Thank you, Issei," Azazel nodded. He started to think about his answer then he realized, 'Hold on, am I wrong to be overthinking?' He remembered the famous proverb about some human saying he liked to climb a mountain because there was a mountain. He grinned and decided to answer this question but stopped when he heard him.
"Would it be okay, if I give you a hint?" Yuuki said then he started to look far away, "In the past, I have asked a lot of people a question in various places but I can't help to become disappointed at them." He stood up and looked very lonely, "By the answer that 'there is no reasoned basis for why someone likes a thing'."
Azazel was stunned.
Yuuki closed his eyes, "No reason", "Meiyou liyou", "Not the mention the famous George Mallory-inspired "Because the butt is there." He shook his head and looked at him straight, "But once you say out loud that you like buttocks, without a reason, it is nothing more than an evasive answer, I have given you plenty of time, I think I should hear your answer now, don't you?"
"Shit! If only I could be your help!" Issei was frustrated.
Every guy looked away and realized this sad truth.
Azazel used his keen intellect and his experiences over the past millions of years. He used every cell in his brain to give him an acceptable answer. He sighed with a tired expression and looked around. He noticed Rias's boobs juggling around and realized something, 'A butt? No! That is wrong! That is a boobs! Rias Gremory's ass-like boobs!' He started to gather his thoughts and used every formula he could think of to answer this answer.
'Boobs and Butts.'
'Boobs and Butts.'
'Boobs and Butts.'
'They're familiar!'
Azazel opened his eyes, "Mankind..."
Everyone looked at him.
"Back when they still walked on all fours, we always had in front of us... the butt."
Yuuki's expression became dignified.
"Then, from the mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our faces.... were boobs!"
Everyone sucked a deep breath when they heard his answer.
"As expected of the fallen angel with the greatest mind!"
"Sensei! You're great!!"
Azazel ignored them and continued to answer this question, "Women grew larger breasts, to take the place of buttocks."
"THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF LIFE IS THE BUTTOCKS!!"
"BOOBS ARE JUST THE SUBSTITUTE!!"
"BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS!!"
"IF ASKED WHAT YOU'D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!!"
Yuuki walked toward Azazel slowly.
"BOOBS JUST OUT FOWARD DUE TO THE PROCESS OF EVOLUTION, KEEPING THE BUTTOCKS FURTHER BACK AND TO THE REAR HIDDEN! HOWEVER, THAT IS WHERE THE GRACE OF THE EROS OF THE BUTTOCKS IS---."
Yuuki hugged him with a teary face.
"That's enough! I understand!"
Azazel was out of breath and felt he had survived the judgment days.
"You have more than conveyed to me that you are a true ass man, that was a great answer, a kindred spirit of mine," Yuuki said.
"Then can you make me stronger?" Issei asked.
Yuuki nodded and gave him something.
"This is?" Issei looked very confused at the carton of milk.
"This is milk," Yuuki said.
"WHAT? YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE!!" Issei was angry. He had seen how Azazel-sensei took all of his energy to answer this question but this guy only gave him a carton of milk.
"This milk is special, you will power up," Yuuki said with a thumbs up.
Issei was still in doubt but he drank this milk. He stuck the straw and drank the entire milk.
"This power?" Issei felt as if his body had become stronger.
[PARTNER!!!]
"OH!! LET'S DO IT!! DDRAIG!!!"
His gauntlet let out powerful energy and engulfed his entire body.
[WELSH DRAGON OVERBOOSTER!!!]
His body was covered in red dragon armor and Issei was ready to fight, "I WILL FIGHT YOU VALI!!!"
"Hoh! I have been waiting! Let's go! Issei Hyoudou!!" Vali shouted.
Issei flew toward Vali.
Vali flew toward Issei.
Their punches hit each other and caused an explosion.
BOOOM!!!
---
Yuuki smiled and went back to Koneko and Akeno.
"What did you give him?" Azazel asked with a tired voice.
"Well, just some healthy supplements, don't worry, there is no side effect on that," Yuuki said.
They sighed in relief when they heard it.
"Let's see the fight between Sekiryuutei and Hakuryuukou!"
Both Azazel and Yuuki became closer and started to discuss the wonderfulness of buttocks.
Today was the birth of two kindred spirits.
'I guess the buttocks aren't that bad,' Azazel thought within his mind.
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