-- Disclaimers:
If you're offended by anything, don't read this. If you're under the legal age to be reading this, don't read this. If you're located someplace where it's illegal to read this, don't read this.
All the standard disclaimers apply. I own this. It all came from my own demented mind and the fantasies spewing forth therefrom. All the characters are fictional. Yadda yadda yadda, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, and so forth and so on.
And oh yeah, don't try this at home.
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