Capítulo 1: ch. 1 I died....
" " talking
' ' thinking
( ) telepathy
'Huh...?' was the first thing Itried to say when I woke up to unending blackness in all directions.
Let me introduce myself, my name is mikhail... just mikhail I guess it wont matter soon enough anyways. I was your typical 23 year old living in the modern day capitalist country out of highschool with no college degree and in between jobs regularly. No father but a mother and two sisters, I was on my way to the store to buy some groceries and a snack for myself just like any other day when a speeding truck field goal kicked a massive PED right into my head. PED's are those green buzzing boxes we hung out on as kids, anyways as I was imediately decapitated just before my brain stopped functioning I could've sworn there wasn't anybody in the truck weird right?
Anyway any moment now there should be some God or R.O.B. here to explain the issue and send me on my way, until then I am gonna take a nap. As I was about to close my eyes or whatever the hell I do as a soul.. did i mention I was a soul anyways as I was about to do that the whole infinite blackness turned into infinite whiteness. 'someone took the term whitewashing too literally I guess' I thought as I saw this..
"YOU GET ONE WISH" A loud voice boomed from within the vast whiteness around me.
'well that clears up which trope this is...' I thought as I proceeded to say/think 'I want everything described in my phones note called 'if I only get 1 wish'
"....SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE TO WRITE DOWN THIS BULLSH*T.... WHATEVER GRANTED"
I mentally cheered as I tried to bow in gratitude for this opportunity and say my thanks.
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