Chapter twenty two: How easy it is… to disappear.
"Do you smell it?" – talks.
'No, what?!' – thoughts.
"It doesn't matter what!" – Yamato/Rebellion.
...
Bandit camp. Two hours later…
'Ahh, hot shower feels nice!' Naruto thought. 'Remind me to thank the remains of these jabronis in the morning.'
"I wonder if those bandits have built this house…"
'Probably not… But why the fuck do you care?!'
"True, I don't…" The demon blade replied. "Anyways, looks like you're having your fun."
'Oh, I AM having fun!' Naruto stated. 'In fact I didn't have this much fun since… well yesterday…'
"A damn long time!" Yamato said with sarcasm.
'Yeah, yeah fuck you too.'
"So, what are you going to do about this girl?"
Naruto grinned evilly. 'Let's see…' He answered leaving the bathroom. There sat Hanabi, wrapped in a towel… and blushed crimson. 'Hmm… no requests to cover myself?! I like that.' Indeed, unlike her he was wrapped in absolutely nothing.
"Oh, by all means, Orochimaru-sama!"
'Shut up, she's not a boy!'
"Sure, sure… have fun."
"Enjoying the view?" He asked slyly.
Hanabi looked away. "N-No I'm not!"
Demon's grin widened. "Come on, don't be so shy!" He exclaimed. "You had kunoichi training, right?"
"Y-Yeah…"
"Then you shouldn't be so tense around men." Naruto said and walked closer, causing the poor girl to tense even more.
Hanabi hesitantly turned her head back… only for her eyes to widen again, because Naruto's 'tool' started to…
"W-Wow…"
Ex-jinchuriki chuckled. "Yeah, I hear that a lot." He replied. "So, what's on your mind? Wanna do something about this guy?"
Hanabi unconsciously licked her lips and Naruto had to suppress the urge to laugh.
'Kawai!'
"Cough… pedophile… cough…" Yamato commented.
'Shut up! Or you forgot the golden anime rule?!'
"What rule?"
'Never deny a blowjob!'
"Haha! That's why I like you!"
"Oh my…" Hanabi muttered, watching Naruto's twitching 'thing' in front of her face. 'So big… does he want me to…?' She looked up at his grinning face. 'Well, I almost fucking died twice today! No one will judge me for this.'
Naruto's smile widened even more. 'Thaaaaats it…'
'Wow!' The girl thought. 'It's big enough for me to grab it with both my hands! And it's…'
"Hot…"
"Yep, and you have soft hands by the way."
Her eyes widened yet again. 'Did I just say that out loud?'
"Yep, you did."
"Y-You can read minds?!" She asked in awe.
"Nah, I just guessed it." Naruto replied. "You had that look on your face."
"Well…" She smiled. "Let's see if I can make the same look to appear on your face!" The Hyuga replied and started stroking him slowly.
"Mmm… Not bad…" Naruto commented. "Not good enough either."
Her smile widened. "Wait just a few more moments."
"Why are…" He started, but then noticed the strange sensations. "Ho! That IS good! What exactly are you doing?"
"Do you think juuken has only one purpose?!" Hanabi asked and licked his member.
"Hmm… Maybe I was wrong when I told Hinata to go fuck herself…?" The demon asked.
"Probably not." Hanabi stated. "Because she can't do that."
"What, why?"
"Well, I told you I was supposed to become a clan head." She said, giggling. "So Hinata never received this type of training… not that she could handle it anyway."
"Haha! I heard of it!" Naruto stated. "She was the only girl in Konoha history, who fainted when she saw a naked man."
"She was always a weakling." Hanabi exclaimed. "I on the other hand…" She added and took him in her mouth.
"Ooh yeah!" The demon moaned. "You sure know what you're doing."
Meanwhile the Hyuga girl had some thoughts running through her head.
'What the hell am I doing?!' She asked herself. 'This guy almost destroyed my home village… and here I am, sucking on his cock. But the most disturbing part… is that I'm actually starting to like it.'
"Holy shit! Never thought you will be this good with your mouth!" Naruto said, putting his hands on her head.
"Mmm…" Hanabi moaned. 'Crap… I'm getting all wet!' She thought. 'His hard and hot dick… I… I want it to rub inside of me. I want it to cum inside of me!'
"What, why did you stop?"
"C-Can I…?"
Naruto noticed the look on her face. "Oh, you want me to nail you with this guy?!"
She hesitated. "I… yes, I do."
"Okay." With that he picked her up and threw on the bed. "Now that's something they don't teach in school!" He said and entered her in one quick move, hitting her G-spot right away.
"OH MY GOD!" She screamed. "Wait, you're too… AAH!"
But Naruto was not going to stop. On the contrary, he started moving back and forth, hitting her spot with every thrust.
"Let me show you the real pleasure!" The demon stated and continued his doings… only twice as fast.
Hanabi's eyes widened and her mouth hung open. "AH! Y-You're destroying me! I-AH! I'm… going to lose my mind!"
"Fuck!" Naruto cursed. 'I can't stand when girls talk like that… and looks like her blowjob took a toll on me as well…'
"Yes, fuck me! Fuck me more!" She screamed.
"If you say so!" With that he stood up and picked her up. "Take this!" He added and lowered her small form on his expecting cock.
"Ah, yes!" Hanabi screamed again, wrapping her arms and legs around his body.
"Come on, milk me! Milk me!" He shouted and noticed how her head was thrown back and mouth started to open wide.
"I'm… I'm going to… AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"Damn!" Naruto cursed. 'She was tight before, now it's too much…' "SHIT!" He cursed again and with one final thrust started to unload his seed in her.
They stood like this for about a minute and when the blissful feeling ended both collapsed on the bed with her on top of him.
"Huff… huff… I… I never felt so good before in my life…" Hanabi panted.
The blond demon chuckled. "Just another day at work. Though I have to admit, I felt very good too… and kind off surprised that you're still in consciousness.
She giggled. "What, shouldn't I be?"
Naruto shrugged. "I don't know, half of the girls I've been with fainted in the process."
"Hmhmhm… Hahaha!" The girl started to laugh.
"What's so funny?!" Naruto asked.
"No, it's not that." Hanabi said, burying her face in his chest. "It's just that you're so good, and Hinata couldn't get you…"
"Sibling hatred?" Naruto asked.
"Well, she did take everything from me. My position, my father, my purpose… All for the sake of getting you."
"Yeah, I heard that." Naruto stated.
Hanabi giggled. "Did you know that bitch had a small shrine of you, and she masturbated in front of it everyday?"
"Haha!" Naruto laughed. "What, for real?!"
"Yep. Good that she failed… At least in something I was able to surpass her…" She said frowning.
"Why the sad look?" The demon asked.
"What to be happy about?" She asked back. "I'm nothing but a slave now…"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Oh, about that!" With that he raised his hand and poked her in the forehead.
Hanabi's eyes widened immediately and she started to shiver, remembering just what happened to the unfortunate cat.
"Do not worry." Naruto exclaimed as his fingers started to glow… only blue instead of green this time. "There, it's done. Go look in the mirror."
Reluctantly Hanabi did so… and almost had a heart attack. "The seal… it's gone!"
"Yep!" Naruto said, putting his hands behind his head and flashing his wide grin. "Enjoy."
She turned back to him. "Oh, I will enjoy!" The girl stated. "Let me show you what the true Hyuga heiress is capable off!"
Next morning. Konoha training grounds…
"Damn!" Sasuke cursed, panting on his knees. "Why is this jutsu so hard?! I can't beat Naruto without it!"
"You most likely won't be able to even with it." Rebellion commented.
"W-What?! But you said…"
"I said I hope… And I never said anything about beating him, I said about stopping him."
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Isn't it the same thing?!"
"No." The Ancient sword stated. "Sometimes you don't have to kill your opponent in order to defeat him… Sometimes you don't even have to fight him… And I can only hope that it will be the case."
"It won't." Sasuke stated, gritting his teeth.
"What?"
"I said it won't! I will not back down from him!" The Uchiha shouted in anger.
"Then you will lose everything." Rebellion said. "He's a terrible opponent. I saw him fight… and he never before went all out."
"Bull shit!" Sasuke yelled. "When he fought against the village…"
"He was laughing!" The Sword interrupted. "You would've seen him to go all out if he stayed instead of backing down. Banishment wouldn't haveweakened him enough. He would've crushed this village, killed everyone and laughed while doing it."
"You sound like you know him pretty well…"
"He carried me for quite some time." Rebellion stated. "And though I was never able to hear his thoughts, I still witnessed his actions… And for the first time in my existence I became worried for this world's… no, for every world's fate."
Sasuke had to admit he was startled a little. "W-Why?"
"He… He's a terrifying enemy. I saw his power firsthand." The sword paused. "But that's not what worries me the most. He has a will of an Overlord, though his demon power is no match for his human cunningness. But what's the most terrifying is that Uzumaki Naruto is extremely unpredictable… I'll show you an example. Answer this question: What will you do, when you have an army of enemies in front of you and a deep hole in the ground behind you?"
Sasuke answered without hesitation. "I'll attack the army of course!"
"I expected that kind of answer from you, but would you like to hear what Naruto's answer would've most likely been?"
The Uchiha shrugged. "Why not, let's hear it."
"He would've convinced that army to jump into the hole… willingly."
Sasuke snorted. "Yeah, sure…"
"It's not a joke, boy… Okay, how about another question?"
"Alright."
"There are two creatures with same strength. They battle each other, who will win?"
The Uchiha thought again. "Umm… the one with more luck?"
"No, each of them loses." Rebellion stated.
"What, why?!"
"Because when they are matched, there is always someone stronger or smarter, waiting in the shadows."
A few seconds of silence.
"Shit, SHIT!" Sasuke screamed, hitting the ground with his fist. "So you say stopping him will be impossible?"
"Not impossible…" Rebellion corrected. "But more likely improbable."
"I will find a way!"
Pause. "Yes… I believe you will."
"What?! But you just…"
"What I just did, was giving you some facts. Now it's your turn to change them."
Sasuke smiled. "Thanks, Rebellion."
"Thank me when it's over."
"Yeah, I will… That's a promise…"
Konoha Council Chamber…
"As you probably know already, the damage to our village is 74 percents. The damage to our forces is not so bad, only 16 percents…" Senju Tsunade stated. "Of course I'm counting only shinobi population…" She paused. "Our spirit is yet to be broken… But still, we've lost many good soldiers: Morino Ibiki, Maito Gai… Jiraiya." She added.
"What do you think of the situation?" Utatane Koharu asked.
"It's no secret that the war is on horizon." The Hokage stated, making many people gasp. "And I believe our only chance of winning is to get Iwagakure on our side…"
"That is despicable!" Someone screamed. "They still have a grudge against us for winning the last war!"
"You really think so?!" Tsunade asked with a smirk. "Then let me tell you this, if Uzumaki Naruto returns again, we're all as good as dead! You really want that?"
Silence.
"That's what I thought." The Hokage stated. "Now I must inform you that I'm leaving for the Five Kage's meeting. I'm allowed to take only three guardians, so Orochimaru, Hatake Kakashi and Uchiha Sasuke are coming with me. In the meantime…" She turned her head. "Danzou, you're in charge!" Tsunade said, making almost everyone's eyes to widen. "Prepare this village for war as much as possible. I believe you should handle that well."
The old war hawk smiled evilly. "As you command… Hokage-sama."
"Excellent! We'll show that demon what humans are capable of!"
Konoha. In front of the memorial stone…
"What are you thinking?"
"I… I failed them… again." Hatake Kakashi stated.
"You didn't. It's not your fault that all this happened. He planned everything before he even met you."
"Yes, but I could've change him… like he changed you, Orochimaru."
The sannin chuckled. "Hmhmhm… You know how exactly he changed my mind about gaining immortality?!"
"No."
"He said he'll cut off my already immortal head and place it in a jar… forever."
"That's one way to change your dream…"
"Yeah… anyway, I have something for you." Orochimaru took out a Kusanagi sword. "Tsunade said you are quite familiar with this."
"I was…" Kakashi took the sword and did a few swings. "Perfectly balanced… still, it will take a while to reshape my skills with a blade."
"Looks like you will have a perfect opponent." Orochimaru said. "Sasuke became proficient with it as well, but he changed his weapon and will need to retrain too."
Suddenly both of them turned their heads, to see… a bandaged Rock Lee, walking towards them.
"Oh, sorry… I will come another time." The green clad chuunin said.
"No, don't. I was about to leave anyway." The snake sannin stated. "Later, Kakashi."
"Yeah…"
"I… I can't believe he's gone…" Lee said when he walked closer. "And I still can't believe that it was Naruto, who did this."
"Always expect the unexpected." Kakashi replied. "He played us all for fools, and we believed it."
"But why?! What is his goal?"
The masked jounin frowned. "I think even the gods don't know that…"
Some town near Fire Country's border…
"Shit, never thought corpses could stink like that!" Hanabi stated.
"Oh, don't give me that." Naruto replied. "You're a shinobi, deal with it."
"Yeah, yeah…"
"Anyway, where are we going?"
"We?!" Hanabi asked in disbelief. "Why would you follow me?"
Naruto shrugged. "I still have four days to kill, and nothing to do in the meantime."
"Oh…" She replied. "Well, I have this letter for Fang Country's Daimyo."
"Hmm…" Naruto thought for a moment. "B-rank?"
"Yeah."
"Then why are you alone?"
"I… was never appointed on a team… That bitch's doings."
Naruto nodded. After almost a day in her company he knew full well who the 'bitch' was.
"Fang Country you say… not too far, but… what in the blue hell is with this town?!"
"Looks like… a festival or something…" Hanabi replied.
"Fuck it!" Yamato suddenly said. "Let's kill someone!"
"Ha! That's my sword!" Naruto exclaimed. "Don't worry; we'll do that soon enough."
"You know…" Hanabi started. "Talking with yourself is not healthy…"
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Shut up…"
Suddenly…
"Hey, hey!" The demon heard and turned his head. There stood a man behind a table with three cups on it. "Can you guess where the ball is? If you do, I'll give you a hundred ryo!"
Naruto grinned. "Alright, I'll play with you." He said and walked closer.
"Great! Don't strain your eyes trying to keep up with me!" The man stated.
Meanwhile Hanabi activated her Byakugan.
'What the…?! There is no ball there at all! He took it in his hand!'
"So, which one?"
Naruto's smirk widened as he went for the left one.
"Wait, don't do… it…" Hanabi wanted to interrupt, but her eyes widened, as well as dealer's own.
The ball was there.
"What the…?" He said. "W-Well, I guess I owe you a hundred… ryo…"
Then dealer's eyes almost fell from his skull. Naruto turned over the middle cup… the ball was there as well.
"A-a-a… I uh…"
Third cup and third ball.
The dealer gulped. "P-Please, I don't know who you are, but just… just take the money and go! Here, take everything and leave!"
Naruto chuckled, counting the money. "Nice to have business with you." He said and walked away with Hanabi on his tail.
"How did you do that?!" She asked.
The demon rolled his eyes. "Oh, come on! I can destroy the entire town in one move! This shit is nothing to me."
Hanabi hesitated. "Umm… can I ask you something?"
"Sure, go ahead."
"Are… Are we enemies?"
He glanced at her, but then turned forward again. "I won't kill you if you meant that." He said, making her sigh in relief. "But if you stay with Konoha, then sooner or later I will attack it again and then you will have no choice."
"Do I have it now?"
The demon smirked. "Maybe… Never thought about switching sides?!"
"I… yes, I thought… especially after yesterday."
"Hmhmhm… well, at least you're honest." He said.
"C-Can I think about it?" She asked hesitantly.
Naruto shrugged. "I see no harm in this… But for now, how about we use Naruto transport?!"
"Naruto transport?"
The demon put his hand on her shoulder and they both disappeared in a flash of black.
Fang country…
"Wow that was fast!" Hanabi exclaimed.
"Yeah, I'm like that!"
"I know…"
Naruto's eyes widened. "Hey, I didn't mean it that way!"
She giggled. "Yeah, I know that too…"
"Halt!" They heard. "Name yourself and state your business!" One of the gatekeepers said.
Hyuga took initiative. "I'm Hyuga Hanabi – a messenger from Godaime Hokage; and this is…"
"Who are you referring to?" The gatekeeper asked.
Hanabi raised an eyebrow. "Wha…?"
Naruto smiled, then walked closer to the soldier and waved his hand in front of his face, mouthing "You can't see me".
Seeing that the girl rolled her eyes. "No one, sorry." She said. "Can I enter?"
"Yes, you may proceed." The guardian stated and moved out of her way.
"Geez…" Hanabi started. "Couldn't you teleport us behind the walls?"
Naruto shrugged. "Never been here before, just saw from the outside."
"Oh…" She sighed. "So, can you tell me something about this place while we walk?"
"Yeah, this country is extremely small… in fact there is only this one town in it."
"How so?"
"Well, you know how it goes…" Naruto started. "One daimyo has two sons, he divided his land equally between them. They did the same with their children and so on… until almost nothing was left there to divide."
"Damn, it's more like a fortress than a town!" The Hyuga replied.
"Yeah, well the Daimyo's a paranoiac, thinking that a war could break out any second."
Hanabi grinned. "He wasn't far from truth I guess…"
Naruto grinned back. "Yep… but right now. He was like that for about twenty years. That's why…"
"Please, outsiders!" Some woman ran over to them. "Join our noble revolution!"
"…This happened…"
"What happened?" Hanabi asked.
"Our lord made every citizen join militia or army!" The woman stated. "He severed most connections with outside world. We're running low on food and money, but he didn't seem to notice!"
"Umm…" Hanabi hesitated. "What should we do?"
Naruto laughed. "Haven't you heard?! They call me Mr. Fuck It!"
The girl giggled. "Wasn't it 'Mr. Fixit' before?"
"Nah, this sounds more appropriate!"
Konoha training grounds…
"Now look carefully." Rebellion said. "This move is called Stinger try it out."
Sasuke took a deep breath. "Well, here goes!" He slid towards training post. "Stinger!"
"Not bad, but your distance and speed are low. Don't worry, this will come with training." The sword commented.
Suddenly…
"Sasuke-kun!"
"Huh, Sakura? What is it?" The Uchiha asked.
"I don't know." The pink haired kunoichi stated. "But Hokage-sama wants us in her office ASAP."
"Well then, let's go."
Fang Country…
"Fucking bastards, making us wait!" Hanabi cursed.
"Hey…!" Naruto suddenly said. "How about I'll teach you something?"
"You… want to teach me?"
"Sure, why not." The demon replied. "Let's find some clearing…"
Some clearing…
"Hmm… so you say, Hinata's juuken is long range, right?"
"Yeah, she can make each hit fast and long."
"Uh-huh…" Naruto summarized. "So you need some long range technique as well. Unfortunately, I lost all my chakra jutsus when I became a demon…"
"Aww…"
"But how about we make a jutsu for you?"
"M-Make a jutsu?!" Hanabi stuttered.
"Sure, there's one technique I like very much. It's called…" He raised his right arm. "Hadou #4 Byakurai!"
Hanabi watched in awe how a beam of white light pierced a tree.
"This is demon magic, which means you won't be able to use it…" He said, making Hanabi frown. "But what if we replace demon's yoki with lightning chakra…"
"Can it be possibly done?" The girl asked.
"Hmm… try these handseals." Naruto showed her the sequence. "Now try to fire."
"Hadou #4 Byakurai!" And… nothing. "Kuso!"
"Try saying Raiton." Naruto suggested.
Hanabi nodded her head. "Raiton: Byakurai!" And she almost squealed in delight as small bolt of lightning pierced a tree just like Naruto's technique did. It was a lot smaller than Naruto's own, but still did the trick. "I did it!" She yelled.
"Well, now you have a long range offence. Congratulations!" Naruto replied.
"I guess thanking is in order?" She asked, unzipping his pants.
The demon shrugged. "I won't deny, if that's what you're asking."
"Sure you won't…" Hanabi added, lowering on her knees.
Hokage's office…
"Come in, you two." Tsunade said. "You're the last ones."
"Sorry." Sasuke said and leaned against the wall. The youngest Uchiha never saw so many people in Hokage's office at once. There were Kakashi, Orochimaru, Danzou, Kurenai, Rock Lee, Nara Shikaku, Shizune, Gaara, Hinata, Kabuto and Neji.
"Now, as everyone's here, we may finally begin." The Hokage stated. "As you probably already know, I'm leaving the village for the Five Kage's meeting."
Everyone nodded.
"Now first of all, I can only bring three guardians with me. Orochimaru, Kakashi and Sasuke, that's you."
"Acknowledged."
"Then, as I said before, Danzou is in charge while I'm gone." The Hokage continued.
"Understood." The old man replied.
"Shizune, Kabuto and Sakura." Tsunade addressed. "You are to train as many medics as you can, got it?"
"H-Hai!"
"Rock Lee!"
"Hai!"
"From now on, you're a jounin and the new taijutsu trainer. Congratulations!" Tsunade stated.
"I… yes, thank you."
"Hyuga Neji!"
"Yes, Hokage-sama?"
"As of today, you are the new head of the ANBU division."
Everyone gasped. Yes, Morino Ibiki was dead, but Neji was not even an ANBU member.
"Are you sure it's wise?" Kakashi asked.
"Do you doubt my decision?!" She glared.
"No, I apologize, Hokage-sama."
"Good. Yuhi Kurenai, you are now responsible for genjutsu training. Make sure that everyone knows how to at least cancel them."
"Understood." The red eyed jounin answered.
"Nara Shikaku, you… alongside Danzou if you wish, are to make the best possible strategies for upcoming battles. Take everything into account: landscape, population, financial outcome… possible casualties."
"Yes, Tsunade-sama."
"Well, that's about it for the plans… but I believe we have one more problem to discuss." Tsunade exclaimed.
"Which is?" Danzou asked.
Tsunade's look hardened. "How to take down Uzumaki Naruto himself."
Silence.
"You should come to realize that without taking him out we have absolutely no chance of victory in this war."
"Do you have something on your mind?" Kakashi asked.
"Numbers." Tsunade stated. "If we can't match his strength, we should overpower him with numbers."
"Won't do…" Sasuke muttered.
"What?!" Tsunade asked.
"I said it won't work." The Uchiha repeated. "My sword…" He pointed behind his back. "Said that Naruto won't be taken down like that."
Orochimaru raised an eyebrow. "Your sword can talk?"
"Yeah… only to me though…"
"And from where does it have this kind of information?" Shikaku asked.
Sasuke shrugged. "Naruto carried Rebellion with him everywhere… it saw how… Rain village was destroyed…"
"And?"
"It was destroyed with a single technique…" Sasuke stated.
"Say what?!" Orochimaru shouted.
"Replay my words…" Rebellion said.
Sasuke nodded and continued. "It's called Fatal Eclipse… Ancient Arcana magic."
"Arcana magic?" Sakura asked.
"One of the most powerful branches of demon magic."
"Just great…" Shikaku muttered.
"Actually…" Sasuke said. "Amegakure was only halfway destroyed because of Akatsuki leader Pain's interference. It should've been destroyed completely."
"Wait!" Tsunade suddenly exclaimed. "Can you ask your sword a question?"
"Yes."
"Then ask this: Before Jiraya caught Uzumaki in a genjutsu, he tried to do something called… Crimson Flare, if I remember correctly. Was that an Arcana magic as well?"
Sasuke nodded. "Rebellion said that it was even more powerful than Fatal Eclipse… forbidden even. And that the only leftovers of Konoha would be a pile of ashes…"
"Damn!" Tsunade said. "Then we need to attack him directly with low numbers… but that numbers must be fucking immortal!"
Orochimaru's eyes widened immediately. "You know, maybe there is a way…"
Danzou caught on instantly. "Are you speaking about your Edo Tensei?"
"Exactly."
Danzou thought for a moment. "Yes, you managed to take Sarutobi down with two summons… But Sarutobi was nowhere near Uzumaki's level."
"That's right…" Orochimaru continued. "But I had only two… Maybe if I had… let's say… twelve?"
"Twelve?! Are you insane?!" Tsunade yelled.
"No, he might be right." Shukaku replied. "You need sacrifices I presume?"
"I'm afraid so…"
"I can help with that." Danzou stated. "I believe you should make them before that Five Kage meeting… you know, just in case."
"Hmm… not a bad idea." Orochimaru said.
"Actually…" The old war hawk continued. "There might be one other way to take him down." He paused. "Shiki Fujin."
Silence.
"Let's leave this for the last resort." Tsunade said. "Right now, let's just prepare for war. After all, Uzumaki is not our only enemy, he has an army of his own… and probably some of them are right around the corner."
She didn't know how right she was…
Fang Country Daimyo's residence…
"Messenger from Konohagakure no sato – Hyuga Hanabi!" The announcer said as Hanabi made her appearance.
"How the hell no one can see you?!" She whispered.
"I don't know… maybe they are not eating healthy." Naruto replied, walking beside her.
"You have a message for me I see." The Daimyo said. "Let's hear it."
Hanabi took out the letter and handed it over to the country leader.
"Hmm… a proposal… to make an alliance IN THE UPCOMING WAR?!" He screamed. "See, I told you! The war is about to happen!"
"I see, my lord…" One of the advisors replied.
"Go, little girl, and tell your leader that I humbly accept the proposal and will aid Konohagakure in any way I can."
Hanabi hesitated for some moments, but then stood up with a mad smile on her face.
"Wrong choice!" She stated. "Raiton: Byakurai!"
The Daimyo only had the time to open his eyes wide in shock before a bolt of lightning pierced his heart.
"W-Why…?" He muttered and without waiting for an answer… died.
"I guess that is your answer?" Naruto asked, appearing for everyone to see.
"Damn right it is!" Hanabi answered.
"T-They killed our lord!" Someone screamed. "Kill them!"
Hanabi glanced at Naruto. "What should we do?"
Naruto grinned madly and summoned his katana. "Why do you ask such a question?! WE KILL!"
She licked her lips. "That's what I wanted to hear! Byakurai!"
"Hahaha! Let's roll! Judgement Cut!"
Outside of the residence…
"Weaklings." Hanabi stated.
"Sure they are…" He left the building and whistled. The streets were a battleground. People were hitting each other with everything: clubs, shovels… even someone's limbs.
"Wanna watch the show?" Naruto asked.
"No." She answered. "They are… useless. I think they all should… just disappear."
Naruto shrugged. "Can be arranged."
"Really?"
"Yep!" He said, smiling at her. "You really want them to disappear?"
"Certainly!"
"Hmhm… Hmhmhmhm… HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Then let's give it to them!" With that the demon took off his vest and threw it over his shoulder. Suddenly two wings started to grow from his back. "Hop on!" He said, kneeling down.
She nodded and sat on his left shoulder.
"Are you afraid of height?" Naruto asked.
"I don't kno… Aaaah!" She screamed as he steadied her with his left hand and jumped high into the air.
"Oh my fucking GOD!" The girl screamed again when they flew higher and higher.
"Now for the grand finale!" Naruto stated when people below became nothing but dots. Then he raised his right arm. "Shinra Tensei!"
Nothing.
"…" Hanabi said.
"Sorry…" Naruto apologized, scratching his head. "Got sidetracked a little…"
"So?"
"Oh, yeah! Heard about Hidden Rain?"
"Yeah, it got destroyed… why?" Hanabi asked back.
"That's why!" Naruto shouted. "Fatal Eclipse!"
Enormous sphere appeared above the city.
Naruto turned to Hanabi and grinned. "What should you say?!"
She thought for a moment. "Um… Art is a blast?"
"Damn right!" He answered. "And now…"
"KATSU!" They screamed together and laughed as a massive explosion turned Fang Country in nothing but a memory.
'Oh my…' Hanabi thought in fascination. 'So many people, animals, buildings… all disappeared in a matter of seconds!' She glanced at Naruto. 'No, he made them disappear. Who is he if not a god?'
The demon met her glance. "See how easy it is… to disappear?"
Some town near Konoha…
"I guess we part our ways here…" Naruto exclaimed sadly.
She turned to him with tears almost falling from her eyes. "B-But I want to come with you!"
Naruto sighed. "You can't come with me right now." He stated. "Right now you should return to Konoha and act like nothing happened."
"But… what should I say?"
Naruto shrugged. "Say the truth, he accepted."
"Oh…"
"Don't worry." He said, rubbing her cheek. "I think we'll meet again very soon."
"You promise?"
"Yep!"
"Okay… then see ya?"
"Yeah…"
Hanabi nodded and turned to leave.
"Good girl." Naruto said.
"Yeah, I'm sad she's leaving." Yamato replied. "I got attached to her…"
'Who's the pedophile now, bitch?!' Naruto shouted in his head… until he saw an announcement.
'New adventures of Princess Fuun! In theaters now!'
"That reminds me…" The demon said and disappeared in a flash of black.
Konohagakure. Hyuga estate…
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
"Who's there?" Neji asked from his room.
"Neji-niisan, it's Hanabi."
"Come in, it's open."
Hanabi opened the door and entered. There sat Neji, tying his long hair.
"So, what can I do for you?" He asked, turning to her.
"I, uh…" She hesitated some seconds, but then grabbed her headband and took it off.
"Hmhmhmhm…" Neji chuckled and removed his own. "Welcome to the club… Hanabi."
Omake. Naruto versus Sonic the Hedgehog…
Naruto: "So, who is it this time? Please tell me it's not some clown…"
Darthemius: "Well, I tried to invite someone normal…"
Naruto (Releasing a breath): "Thank god!"
Sudden voice: "Hi there, pal!"
Naruto (Turning around): "Wha…?"
Blue Hedgehog.
Sonic: "What's with that face?"
Blue talking hedgehog.
Naruto: "Excuse Naruto one second." (Turning around, taking off sunglasses and slapping himself a few times) "Nah… Hn, nah!" (Turning back)
Blue hedgehog.
Naruto (To Darthemius): "Is that your definition of normality?!"
Darthemius (apologizing): "Well, I said I tried to invite someone normal…"
Naruto: "Yeah, thanks a lot, Darthemius!"
Sonic: "Hey! Do you have a problem?!"
Naruto (Raising an eyebrow): "Outside of talking to a hedgehog?"
Sonic: "That's discrimination! I'm gonna call Greenpeace!"
Darthemius (With wide eyes): "Holy shit! They will sue us and you'll have to fight useless freaks for the rest of your life!"
Naruto (Sighing): "Fine…" (To Sonic) "So then, who in the blue… literally… hell are you?"
Sonic (Smiling and poking himself in the chest.): "I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!"
Naruto (To Darthemius): "What can this guy do?"
Darthemius (Deep in thoughts): "If I remember correctly, he can… um… run."
Pause.
Naruto: "And?"
Darthemius: "Umm… nope, that's it."
Naruto (With 'what the fuck' expression): "Even little girls can run!"
Sonic: "Yeah, but can they run like this?!" (Starting to run at maximum speed around Naruto and Darthemius)
Darthemius: "I think I'm gonna get sick…"
Naruto (Grabbing Sonic and lifting him into the air): "Gotcha!"
Sonic (Struggling against Naruto's grip): "Hey let me go!"
Naruto (With raised eyebrow): "Why do they always scream to let them go? Do they really think someone will actually comply?"
Darthemius: "Fuck me if I know."
Naruto: "Anyway, what should I do with this guy?"
Darthemius (Shrugging): "What we're paid to do I guess…"
Naruto: "Okay, where the hot springs are?"
Darthemius (Pointing): "That way, why?"
Naruto (Throwing Sonic in a pointed direction): "That's why!"
Sonic (In the air): "I'm calling my lawyer!"
SPLASH!
Sonic: "Help! I can't swim!"
Naked girls: "KAWAI!"
Sonic: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Darthemius: "Ouch! That should be branded as Stage Fatality!"
KO!
Winner: Uzumaki Naruto!
Naruto: "Dattebayo!"
Pause.
Darthemius (Pointing at Naruto): "HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"
Naruto: "FUCK YOU!"