MHA: The Contractor

"Has anyone ever told you how much life sucks?" He dashed the cigarette he was smoking, "No? Well then, let me be the one to do so." He tossed the drained cigarette to the ground before stomping on it, putting what little flame lingered. "Names Izuku, or, Null, if you want to go with the professional side of things, and I'm whatever you need me to be, whether that be killer, hero, doctor, sex toy, actor, performer, soldier, pretty much everything under the sun." He held out a hand, "What could I do for you this fine evening?"