Capítulo 408: 408. Ultra Judgment~No Man's Land Part VIII~
"Hey..." said Gumball, approaching Josuke.
Josuke doesn't respond.
"Is loving your Dad an Oedipus Complex? Y'know? If you're a guy?" asked Gumball.
"What!?" asked Josuke. "Of course, not! That's a stupid question! It's an Electra Complex! I... think... Holy shit..."
"Yep..." said Gumball. "What a mind fuck..."
Josuke sighs. "I'm sorry... that I was making you feel guilty..."
"What!? No, no! You weren't-!"
"I was... I... was..."
"Wait... really?"
Josuke nods. "I wanted you to pay attention to me... Because you people are the only ones who gave me attention... And I can see now that I may have taken advantage of you... because I was the only one is served in this relationship..."
Well... Yeah... I mean... Every time bad things happen, Josuke is the only one that is shown to be affected and the Jazz Fusion ends up comforting him, ending with Gumball usually bullying Josuke out of annoyance. I feel like it's my fault, too... Because I didn't give space for these other characters to be, well, treated just like people... These "characters" with Josuke never became actual characters until this Part... They were always just... kinda there to serve Josuke. I'm glad I made this part.
"I'm glad, too," thought Miguel, as he sips some coffee.
"Thanks, Gumball," smiled Josuke. "And... y'know what? Guys?"
The others turn to Josuke.
"I... want us to be an actual team... with balance..."
"You know... there was a saying..." said Miguel. "That instinct... and ego... can be balanced. What is it? It's called 'judgment.' They say that balancing all the chaos in you... and the order... is called judgment. Because judgment is what brings us together...I know an ability that I mastered, allowing me to become the most powerful being in the universe that breaks and randomizes my stats."
"What is it called?" smiled Josuke.
"Ultra Judgment. It's kind of the power move I used to fight Cheapshot. He could also use it."
"Isn't that pretty iffy if it randomizes stats?" asked Gumball.
"Yeah... But you'll know when to strike," said Miguel.
"Can... you teach me...?" asked Josuke.
"Right now!? Dude... I can't open a portal... But... Ooh! I can open a portal into the Hyperbolic Time Room, though! That's a loophole! Yes! There's a loophole!"
"What's that?"
"It's my room of many rooms. One day out here, a year in there."
"We've been here for six hours... How long does it take to master?"
"It took me 100 years..."
"WHAT!?"
"He'll do it in 1!" yelled Patrick.
"Try 6 months!" laughed Miguel.
"3 months!" yelled Patrick.
"Whoa, whoa, WHAT!?" asked Josuke.
"Alright! 1 month it is!" smiled Miguel. "That'd be... two hours! Let's go!"
Miguel grabs Josuke's head and walks out of the portal.
"WAIT!!!" yelled Darwin. "TAKE US WITH YOU!!!"
The portal closes.
"Oh, sweet Miguel..." Darwin facepalms.
"Someone clip that," said Gumball.
Patrick is taking a video of this. "Already did it..."
"First... Josuke... LESSON ONE!!!" Miguel paces in front of Josuke from left to right. "What do you do when you're stressed!?"
"You breathe in for ten seconds and breathe out for 12?" asked Josuke.
"WRONG!!!" Miguel yells in his ear.
"OW!!!" yelled Josuke, who topples to the ground.
"You find judgment! And those were way too many seconds!" yelled Miguel. "You don't use order to balance chaos. You decide!"
"But... what if I'm not ready?"
"It's called a 'leap of faith,' kid... Time? Space? Reality? Mind? Power? Soul? Instinct? Ego? Order? Chaos? Totalitarianism? Anarchy? Good? Evil? Justice? Vengeance? Fate? Calamity? They're all just concepts cycling in the universe... Like a broken record. On and on it keeps singing its little swan song, but in order to survive, you judge. You choose. You are who you choose to be. Because... these concepts... these concepts don't mean anything until you choose. Because your choice should always be the balance between both sides... And it will determine who you are?"
"So... I choose one over the other?"
"No. You choose a solution that will balance both," Miguel wisely said.
Meanwhile...
Spongebob and Patrick are playing pong.
"We..." Gabrielle and Narcos flop on the ground. "We both killed some... fucking Vampires..."
"Ladida..." said Patrick. "A couple saying things at the same time. O kawaii koto... (How cute...)"
"Patrick... Stop being bitter, you fucking Barnacle-Headed Incel..." said Spongebob. "Is there anyone left in the city?"
"No," said the pair. "No life signatures except us, them, and some giant lizard..."
"That's great!" said Spongebob. "Wait... I'm sorry, what? What giant-?"
Jotaro and Shizuka walk inside.
"We saved a couple of Gluhenvolk!" cheered Shizuka. "They were so cool!"
"They were jellyfish hybrids," said Jotaro, walking inside. "I quite enjoyed their company."
"Okay..." said Spongebob. "What giant-?"
Gumball and Darwin walk inside.
"Holy... fucking shit..." Gumball shivered in fear, grabbing his arms.
"Yeah, Gumball... That's what childbirth is..." said Darwin.
"Okay? Everyone's done?" asked Spongebob after a short pause. "Okay... What giant-?"
Finn and Jake walk inside.
"Waddup, bois!" smiled Finn. "Are Josuke and Miguel still gone?"
"It's been 30 minutes..." sighed Patrick.
"Man!" yelled Jake. "Yo, why is it that those darn vermins aren't back yet?"
"Your word choices are weird, man," said Gumball. "Both Millennial and Boomer."
"Zoom zoom, boom booms! Gonna get a whack in tarnation, Dagnabbit!" yelled Jake.
The group stares at Jake.
"Okay..." said Spongebob. "Now can we focus on the Blue Whale in the Room and -?"
"Anyway," Darwin spoke as everyone turned to Darwin. "Do you guys think that he'd really master it in a month?"
"I think he has a chance," said Gumball.
"Look at you being all positive for a change!" smiled Spongebob.
"Well, yeah... If he doesn't, we all die," said Gumball.
"FISH PASTE!!! Right! I left the oven on!" yelled Patrick.
"Is..." said Darwin. "Is that why our mansion was on fire?"
Patrick goes back to playing pong.
"Answer me, STARFISH!!!"
"EVERYONE SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!!!" yelled Spongebob. "Why... the fuck... IS THERE A GIANT LIZARD IN THE LIFE SIGNATURE RADAR!? WHAT GIANT LIZARD ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, HERE!?"
"ME...." echoed a voice in the distance.
*BOOM!!! CRACKLE!!!*
The roof of the house where they were in opens up as the giant Toffee
"Surprise!" sneered Toffee, as his voice echoed in the mountains.
"Holy..." said Spongebob.
"Fucking..." said Gumball.
"Bananas..." said Patrick.
"We..." said Finn. "We had a thing going over there... What the Nightosphere, dude?"
"Yo, dawgs... What are we looking at?" asked Jake.
"I think it's a giant black dragon..." said Gumball.
"That's so cool..." said Finn. "I just came in my pants..."
"What the fucking shit...?" asked Darwin.
"See, Patrick? That's how you end that sentence!" yelled Finn.
"Wait... Where's the idiot...?" asked Toffee. "The reincarnation of my former killer in another world of emptiness... WHERE IS HE!?"
"I know where he is!" yelled Patrick.
"PATRICK!!!" yelled the others.
He sneers.
"Inside...Your Mom," said Patrick.
Everyone laughs at Toffee.
"I'm serious... Where... IS HE!!!?" yelled Toffee, as he began to glow in silver energy. His black hair turns silver.
"Whoa, whoa!" yelled Patrick. "We don't know, man! But all we know is that we have one question."
"If it's something stupid, I will kill you," said Toffee.
"If he killed you in a previous life in another world... Are you an Isekai character?" smiled Patrick. "Was this killer of yours Truck-kun?"
Toffee stomps at them.
*BOOM!!!*
In the distance... the other group sees Toffee stomping the ground.
"They must be there!" yelled Rick, PB, Peter, and Bruce at the same time.
Toffee sighs after he stomped them, but... he feels that his foot isn't touching the ground.
"Tch-... K-... -K-... Kh... Fuck... kh..." whispered Gabrielle, holding Toffee's boot up from the ground with Stone Free: Go Beyond.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!" yelled Jotaro, growling as he held Toffee's boot up with Star Platinum Requiem.
Toffee laughs. "All I have to do is push harder... and you will all be crushed... colonizers...Gabrielle JoJo... Especially you...You are the direct spawn of Miguel JoJo's filthy hypocrisy... A constant reminder that his reign lives on... while you're alive... our planet will always be beneath your filthy KIND!!!" Toffee kept on pushing and pushing as Gabrielle and Jotaro yelled in pain.
Star Platinum's arms crack and Jotaro's arms split open.
*PEW!!! PEW!!! PEW-!!!*
Shizuka kept on shooting at his foot over and over but failed to injure the creature.
Stone Free's arms crack as well and Gabrielle's arms split open as well.
Rivers of blood began filling the area.
"GABRIELLE!!! (PAPA!!!)" yelled Narcos (and Shizuka) at the same time.
Jotaro began to vomit blood.
Gabrielle began to shake.
Narcos activates his Frozen Armor and lifts the shoe as well.
His armor and Stone Free's spheres, which are rotating and spinning as we speak, fail to injure Toffee.
Suddenly, the others began carrying the boot.
Shizuka lifted the boot with Achtung Baby.
Finn lifted the boot with Come Along With Me.
Jake lifted the boot with his hands.
Gumball lifted the boot with Weird Like U.N. ME.
Darwin lifted by transforming himself into a mammoth but crashes down into a pit because of his size.
Spongebob and Patrick, who are on Gumball's shoulder, also lift up.
"Oh, right!" Patrick grows to their size and lifts up.
"I feel like I'm here for no reason at all..." said Spongebob, sighing.
"Heheheheh..." said Toffee.
He pushes even more.
They all begin to scream.
*ZING!!!*
"What was that?" asked Spongebob.
*ZING!!! ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!*
A giant plane about the length of 250 feet and with a wingspan of 220 feet flies around Toffee.
"What the hell!?" asked Toffee. "A plane!?"
The plane begins shooting at Toffee with machine guns.
Princess Bubblegum smiles. "Luckily, Rick... I had a backup plan..."
"Huh... *BURP!!!* Impressive," said Rick. "You do have a brain,"
Erina flies around Toffee in a huge and giant fucking Jumbo Jet. That's... That's redundant.
*RATATATATATATATATATA-!!!*
Toffee is shot several times over and over again as he backs away from the group and topples down toward several buildings down.
"BUENA BUENA BUENA BUENA BUENA BUENA BUENA BUENA!!!" yelled Erina, still shooting Toffee.
"Haha!" laughed Patrick, now the exact same size as the others. "He looks like that blue-dressed black-haired lady from Joshiraku!"
"She used the Stand Arrow..." sighed PB in relief.
"Stand Arrow!?" asked Rick. "What Stand Arrow!?"
"The one I used to create Monster Emperor... I recently gave it to-..."
Meanwhile...
"Balance..." said Miguel, as Josuke carried several weights in a seemingly endless escalator. "To learn to balance, you must learn to... well... balance!"
"Frick..." whispered Josuke.
"Frick, indeed!" smiled Miguel. "But... This...? This is all we can do for now... Alright?"
"What if we lose... because I'm not good enough?"
Miguel combines his two sticks together and turns them into a staff. He uses the staff to point at Josuke's forehead. "Poisonous thoughts come to poisonous executions! Poisonous executions come to poisonous actions! Poisonous actions come into a toxic relationship!Clear... your MIND!!!"
Miguel slaps Josuke's chest, as he leaves it. His body enters silver energy, gaining Ultra Instinct Sign.
"Ultra Instinct... is supposed to suppress the chaos in one's mind."
Miguel places Josuke back in his body and gives him a lust for power...
Josuke then emits purple energy.
"Ultra Ego... is supposed to make you feel something else over the numbing feeling of too much order in one's mind..."
"What's so painful about order...?" asked Josuke.
"Too much perfection makes one feel numb... and numbness in itself is pain. Some people even prefer feeling pain again because there's so much order in their minds... But those with chaos in their minds who enter Ultra Ego will become very dangerous... and those with orderliness in their minds who enter Ultra Instinct are the same..."
Miguel shows images of Goku and Vegeta fighting using both Ultra Instinct and Ultra Ego respectively...
"In the end, such incompatibility will destroy them."
He shows a future where Goku and Vegeta are dusted by their battle...
Miguel transforms, gaining white flowing hair and white energy around his body, with white eyes.
"Ultra Judgment...?" asked Josuke.
"Yes..." said Miguel. "This... is peace..."
"That's so weird... You were in chaos a month ago..." said Josuke.
"There are moments I lose my way... But... when I found Anne again... and found love again... That's when I regained this power... this balance...Balance... as all things should be..."
Later...
Josuke slept next to Miguel on a mat inside a temple.
"Erina..." whispered Josuke.
Later...
"AGAIN!!!" yelled Miguel.
Josuke is now thinner and has more muscles, now.
Josuke begins to flash whiter hair as he attacks Miguel.
"Uh... I thought that if you do this in the Universe, you'll destroy reality itself and cause calamity!?"
"First of all, we're not in the universe, are we, now?" smiled Miguel, who attacks Josuke, who has white energy around his body as well. "Second, you won't have that rule because you aren't the Messiah."
Miguel prepares an attack. "Ka... Me... Ha..." a white Ki ball appears between his hands. "Me...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"
*pchoo...BOOM!!!*
Josuke slaps it away with his own fists. "Did I do it!? Did I master Ultra Judgment!?"
"No, dumbass... Look at a mirror. Your hair is just flashy and stuff," said Miguel.
"How do I master such power...?" asked Josuke.
"You have to learn to fight back... I've seen you... You've learned to fight off Gumball's bullying... That's good... Now... learn to strike first as well."
"What...? But he's my friend!"
"You know... I may not believe in an eye for an eye... But I believe in kindness for kindness... Do good to others and let others do good unto you... Love your neighbor as you love yourself. Love. Cherish not only others... But yourself. That is balance...Your relationship became what it is now because you let Gumball tear you apart... So... I offer a solution..."
Miguel shows a wax statue of Gumball.
"Tease him," said Miguel.
Josuke stares at Gumball's wax statue. He punches it
Josuke snaps the statue's neck.
"Holy fucking-! I said tease him! Not snap his neck!" yelled Miguel.
Suddenly, Josuke drops to the ground, unable to move his body.
"Why can't I move!?" asked Josuke.
"Because you abused the power..." sighed Miguel. "You let imbalance enter your mind..."
"So... When will I be back...!?" asked Josuke.
"In a while..." said Miguel.
Later...
Josuke held one giant building on a barren planet with one finger. "FRICK!!! HOLY FORKING SHIRT BALLS!!!"
"Ah... The Good Place! I've been there! What a good Sister Location for Heaven!" smiled Miguel. "Really good fuckin' frozen yogurt."
Later...
Josuke prepares his mic. "Gumball... More like... Got... No balls!"
Several Miguels laugh at that joke.
"Woo!" yelled one.
A wax Gumball is pushed by Miguel onto the stage.
"BOO!!! GET OFF THE STAGE!!!" yelled Miguel.
Wax Gumball gets the hook.
Josuke walks back onstage.
"Well, that was cringe!" yelled Miguel.
Everyone laughs.
"Gumball... More like... Candy the Pussycat."
"Eh...?" asked the other Miguels.
"Gumball... If I had fur color like yours... I would sue my parents-..."
"Oy vey..." One Miguel facepalmed.
"You have the same fur color!" yelled the other.
"Uh... I heard your Dad was a rabbit... Because I fricked your mom like a rabbit last night..."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!!"
Later...
Josuke balanced on a wire above a pool of lava holding a large stick.
Later...
Josuke battles against Miguel on top of the same wire.
Later...
Josuke begins yelling as he charges up his transformation.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-..." said Josuke, as his hair went white.
"No shouting! I know! I know! You feel like you wanna shout... But NO SHOUTING!!!"
Josuke trembles and bleeds on his lips as he tries to reach for his full potential.
"C'mon..." whispered Miguel, holding a Stand Arrow in his hand behind him. "C'mon! C'mon!"
*ZAP!!!*
*ZIP!!!*
Josuke feels as if a line dashes behind his head as his eyes went from black eyeballs and light blue irises to white eyes.
His hair becomes white and stands up completely as white energy dissipates around his body.
Suddenly, Miguel stabs Josuke with the Stand Arrow in the wrist.
Josuke's Killer Queen nearly blocked him, but Miguel was just too fast.
The Stand Arrow digs into Josuke's wrist and out of his shoulder.
"After this..." said Miguel. "You will gain an ability in your time of need..."
His Stand turns gray and dusts away, as Josuke glowed white along with Miguel...
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