Capítulo 407: 407. End of the Road ~No Man's Land Part VII~
"Fuck..." said Bruce, as his voice glitched.
"What's wrong?" asked Peter.
Bruce rips out his cowl. "I-..." said Bruce, in his normal voice. "I have to switch to this voice, now," he spoke in his Dark Knight Trilogy voice.
Peter laughs. "You sound weird!"
"You don't sound too good yourself, Parker," said Bruce. "You sound like a Brit trying hard to be American."
"That's... hurtful..." said Peter.
"I'm sorry... I took it too far. Sorry..."
"No... It's... fine..." sighed Peter. "It's fine..." he whispered.
Meanwhile, Joseph sat down with Irene.
"Are you okay?" asked Joseph, smelling blood.
"I'm fine..." said Irene.
"I smell blood!"
"Oh...! Oh! Yeah...! No... That's not... That's... cramps..."
"Oh, shit..." sighed Joseph. "Jesus Christ... What is it with me and my daughters...?"
"Yeah... Yeah... Stop... doing it."
"Well, I... physically can't, y'know?"
"No offense, but I can smell it, too," said Yurielle.
"So can I," said Mercuria.
"Same h-... Why would I respond to that?" Monroe facepalmed.
Bruce turns to Goblin, who sharpens his dagger. "How'd you get your powers back, anyway?"
"Peter failed in... eliminating my personality... So... when Norman lapsed out... I made a new Goblin Serum... Derived from the DNA in Peter's hair that I torn out of his head during our fight... It was much more potent... So Norman could no longer return as easily as he could like before...You know... If you had my serum... You'd be unstoppable..."
"I'd probably get your crazy," said Bruce, as he sips his coffee.
Peter and MJ stare at The Joker.
"What's wrong... Spider-Man?" asked The Joker.
"You tried to kill me," said MJ.
"Oh, please... I wanted Peter to kill me. Not I, you."
"Why...?" asked Peter.
"Because... Spider-Man..." The Joker drinks his coffee. "There's chaos in you... A storm is about to happen... Imagine something like... revealing your identity to the whole world... That? That would be fun... Because it would make you practically walk on a wire... And it would be so much easier for us to have fun."
"Why should I kill you?" asked Peter.
"Because when you do... You become just as terrible as I am... You'll break... You'll go crazy..." sneered The Joker.
Peter turns to Bruce.
"His mind is broken..." said The Joker. "Like a watch that lost its purpose... He fixed himself... Yes... But any moment now... the gears will get stuck to each other... and KABLAM!!!" he roared. "The Batman is brought down to my level once more... And I want it to stay that way... Because every time he takes out candlelight, it pains him. It's entertaining, really. Watching himself act like he's normal. He's not. He will never be normal. And you're an excuse for him to be what he thinks he is. In the end... It's already a wasteland in his heart... Wolves and jackals in the city clawing each other... and he's the dog that thinks he's domesticated... Instinct..." said The Joker. "Is his... Heart... Because he's already crazy like the rest of us," he sneered. "You remind me... of a man named Harvey Dent... At least... That's what I thought before... But no... You're much more fun... because you're exactly like 'The Batman'."
Peter angrily stares at The Joker.
"When all this is over..." said Peter. "I'll break you the next time I see you."
"And I hope you kill me," smiled The Joker.
"Someone's here..." said Yurielle.
Yurielle turned to the right at the same time as Nick, Goblin, and Peter.
Monroe, Mercuria, Marceline, Joseph, Victoria, and F.F. then turn next.
Victoria gets goosebumps.
"Cryptids sure are useful... That's some neat trick, those Senses of yours," said The Joker.
Toffee... appears before them...
They try attacking.
"Don't..." said PB. "Trust me..."
"If it isn't Barney the Dinosaur's Agent," said The Joker.
"Hello, Mr. Fleck. It is quite exhilarating to finally meet you all," said Toffee.
"What do you want?" asked Nick.
"To be a god," said Toffee.
"That's what every cliche villain wants," said Rick.
"Yeah," said Morty. "What? Y-You got that from a 'How to Be a Villain' book in the public library or somethin'? Haha!"
"No, no, no... Not for power... Supremacy," said Toffee. "You see, my stuttery friend... Monsters aren't exactly a majority in this world...Now... we're like a scar that's been bandaged... And there are three reasons to conceal... To not let something out, to not let something in, or to hide something you're ashamed of. The way my race has been treated is the third option.To you, we're an embarrassment.We're a class within the Nation, yes... But... What are we? We're not a subspecies of humans nor are we Rock Organisms. What are we...? What... are we...? So-called Extraterrestrials?No representation. No respect. No power... Nothing...Just another weak race among other weak races...Fellow colonies who were conquered out of so-called despicable love.Those so-called rogues?We all wanted different things, but all of us agreed that we are outcasts.I just let them do as they please to get the Jazz Fusion's attention... Now... they've disguised themselves as evacuees... Snuck away... So I can be left here... with Josuke...Also... so I can get this back..." Toffee takes out a finger. He then attaches it to the stub between his index and his pinky.
"What's your plan?" asked Peter.
"I won't tell you!" laughed Toffee. "I'm a bogeyman that you people call a 'Rogue!' Because I don't set in your standards. I don't stand with your ideals... You get it, right?"
"You betrayed us... So we just want to kill you right now," sneered Goblin.
"Yes," said the Joker.
"It's your loss..." sighed Toffee. "I don't want anarchy. I want respect... Once... we were a race of powerful gods... And now, look at us... Colonized by a pathetic man with mommy issues and a Halloween costume wielding a punchy ghost."
"Look," said Nick. "You may have been regarded as gods before... But this doesn't make this right."
"What isn't right about this!?" asked Toffee. "Regaining respect!? Dignity!? What does this Headhunter know, anyway? I've heard of you people... Badass warriors who rolled heads away in the nights of your planet. Revered as dangerous even by Saiyans. I heard a Grimm once killed a Saiyan, actually. Pulled his tail and proceeded to ax his head off. And a Kryptonian mutated by the Yellow Sun was cut to pieces by a Grimm with a Kryptonite blade. A New God... killed by a Radion Hammer. An Asgardian and an Olympian were both stabbed by a Radion dagger. That's why that little runt is dangerous..."
"Josuke...?" asked Yurielle, silently.
"Yes... The Idiot: The Host of the Angel of War," sneered Toffee. "Now that I stripped him of his true power, I can take control of this city... and be unleashed into this world."
Several Vampires appear behind Toffee.
Toffee then takes out a syringe with pink fluid in it.
Bubblegum's eyes widen. "Guys... Run..."
"What!? Why!?" asked Peter.
"Bubblegum, tell us why," said Rick.
"GO!!!" yelled PB.
"Tell us why... You stupid bitch..." said Rick.
"Because..." sighed PB. "That's a potion that supposedly unlocks Monster Emperor's true potential..."
Peter tries to catch it with his web but Toffee cackles and quickly injects himself with the potion.
Toffee cackles as he begins to grow taller.
The group begins to run away.
"Bubblegum... I swear to God!!!" yelled Rick.
"Monster Emperor was supposed to be the reincarnation of Golb!" yelled Bubblegum. "I thought since Betty was in his mind, he'd be sane! But... I didn't expect Mario and Tio to gain consciousness in his mind and make him go crazy and unstable!"
"So... Monster Empress was never the problem..." said Rick.
"No... And I knew that."
"What!?" asked the others, except Bruce and Rick.
"I lowkey knew that," said Rick.
"I knew that Toffee was the true problem the moment I read his file. Golb is currently a neutral figure... But The First Monster? He's The Toffee! Months ago, Star and I were researching Toffee's remains, and I accidentally brought him back to life with my Zombie Formula..."
Back then...
"Hey, Science!" smiled PB, talking to her candy rat. "Could you bring Mommy the zombie potion...?"
Science rolls it toward PB, but the potion slips in her hand and drops of Toffee's melted flesh.
"Oh... Gob..." said PB.
Now...
"The thing is... the zombie formula didn't turn Toffee into a zombie... Instead, his cells were reborn and caused him to regenerate completely..." said PB. "And the next night... he escaped... And Star and I have been researching Toffee since."
"You little turd," Rick squints his eyes.
Marceline hisses at Rick.
"We found out that Toffee is incredibly dangerous... not only regaining the memories of his life as Toffee but as the First Monster... He became angry... vengeful, even. He wants nothing but turns all the Monsters of Mewnie back into their original forms... As Titans.And Josuke's our only hope right now."
"But he said he stripped away his power!" yelled Peter.
"Oh Gob... the plan..." said PB.
"TELL US EVERYTHING, YOU STUPID *BURP!!!* BITCH!!!" yelled Rick.
"Chill, asshole!" yelled Marceline.
"No... He's right... He faked joining the Dark Quartz Organization and secretly joined Kira. He then brought thoughts into her head that she had to destroy Prince, which she thought was a wonderful idea," said PB. "I tried to stop Kira from winning that darn race, but... Josuke ended up winning... And Kira really wanted that money..."
"For what!?"
"So that Toffee could buy the needed materials for the potion I was going to use to complete Dragon-Fly. Also... to buy Stone Masks... from Rat King. Who... y'know... Has nothing to do with this, really. To make... Vampires..."
"That's where all the money went!" yelled Morty. "IS THAT WHY WE'RE ALWAYS BROKE!?"
"Holy shit..." said Yurielle. "They were using our credit cards..."
"So, in the end, this is all your fault," said Rick.
"Rick!" yelled Morty.
"HEY!!!" yelled Marceline.
"Oh, come on, Morty... It's always her... She keeps causing all of our problems... Because it's her nature... To invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when she doesn't like something about the world, she changes it... Even if it destroys people's lives..."
"Sounds familiar," Morty shook his head.
"You brought back those assholes and got my Mom killed!" yelled Irene.
"Fuck you. That was justified. I wanted my family back," said Rick, the asshole he is.
"And I was trying to protect my people... Rick..." PB squinted her eyes.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Toffee loomed above them, being 1,000 feet tall, standing beneath the giant dome. "Welcome... To No Man's Land... Surprise, motherfuckers!!!"
Toffee becomes a black-skinned dragon with black wings.
Introducing: The First Monster.
Toffee tries to destroy the shields. "*sigh...* I need some time to regain my powers!!! VAMPIRES!!! GET THE PASSCODE!!!"
The Vampires sneer and begin chasing the second group.
"Fucking shit..." said Rick, as a tidal wave of Vampires chased after the group.
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