How to Spider-Man: Beginner's Edition

Uzumaki Naruto had always admired superheroes, even more so when they became a reality. That was why after a spiderbite gave him superhuman abilities, picking his side on the moral spectrum wasn't much of an issue. Someone should have told him there's more to putting becoming a hero than putting on a costume though. (I'd give it an R rating for graphic violence, strong language and eventually, sexual content.)