Night fell.
A group of cavalrymen escorted Shen Lang and Jin Mulan's carriage, galloping with a special rhythm.
Soon, they would arrive at Zhang Jin's old house.
"Wife, don't be nervous later," Shen Lang said.
Mulan: "Okay."
Shen Lang said, "I know that I'm very handsome, and it will give you a relatively large amount of pressure. But don't worry, purely based on appearance, you're still worthy of me. Don't be ashamed of yourself, and you must put on the airs of the number one beauty."
Mulan immediately turned her face to the side.
"You must always remember, you are Xuanwu City's number one beauty, Nujiang Prefecture's number one beauty, Tiannan Province's number one beauty," Shen Lang said solemnly.
Mulan: "Yes, don't worry Husband, I will definitely support you, I won't let you lose face."
"That's right." Shen Lang: "I will definitely make all the men here vomit blood from jealousy. I have such a beautiful and noble wife by my side, with such a hot body, and such a high level of martial arts. Even if I haven't slept with her yet, others won't know."
Mulan couldn't take it anymore, she put her jade-like hand on Shen Lang's waist. She didn't hit her Husband, but that didn't mean she couldn't pinch him.
Shen Lang didn't dare to move his body, but he could still straighten his back, take a deep breath, and immediately let his waist be two centimeters away from the Jade Woman's claws.
"As for me, please rest assured, wife, I will crush all the men here, and make all the women so jealous that their eyeballs will explode." Shen Lang patted his chest.
Mulan didn't want to talk to him.
The thing she hated the most in her life was comparison, and she never needed to compare.
But there was no other way, she married a man who loved to compare.
What a vain man.
Shen Lang, on the other hand, sighed with emotion.
"Sigh, life is a process of comparison. When you are in the water, you have to be stronger and faster than other insects, so that you have a chance to become a human, otherwise you will always be a tadpole."
"After they are born, they must be smarter and prettier than other children."
"When you grow up, you want to be more handsome and outstanding than others."
"After they reach adulthood, they will compete to see whose husband earns more money, whose wife is more beautiful and hot, and whose children are smarter."
"When they grow old, they will compete to see whose children are more promising and filial."
"A person's life is filled with comparisons. Their children and grandchildren are endless."
"If people don't have a sense of superiority, they won't be able to live. That's why people like to stay with people who are worse off than them."
Mulan turned to look at Shen Lang.
Her Husband was just like that. He had an insight into the ways of the world and was both vulgar and elegant.
She couldn't help but say gently, "Husband, you don't have to see everything too clearly. You'll be happier if you're a little muddled."
Shen Lang turned his head and said, "I'm very happy! That's because I've never lost when competing with others. I'm always winning. No matter what I compete with, I always win. I love competing the most. Hahahaha! "
Mulan turned her head away and completely ignored him.
Jin Hui, who was outside, couldn't help but say, "Son-In-Law, can you also win in martial arts?"
"Yes, of course I win." Shen Lang said, "My wife is so powerful. We are husband and wife. My wife's martial arts are my martial arts."
Suddenly, Jin Hui, who was driving the carriage outside, felt that he couldn't breathe.
Because the air seemed to be filled with endless stench, and one breath would burn one's lungs.
However, Mulan and Jin Hui were full of confidence at this time.
With such a son-in-law, he might really be able to crush all the people in the fierce battle tonight.
At this moment, Shen Lang was really full of fighting desire.
But he didn't feel nervous at all as if he had entered the tiger's den alone. Instead, he was full of expectation.
He felt like a shark swimming into a lake and was about to kill.
"Three minutes to enter the battlefield."
"Two minutes."
"One minute!"
Shen Lang's carriage stopped.
They arrived at the Zhang family's old house where the wedding banquet was held.
They had arrived at the battlefield!
…
Shen Lang was almost the last one to arrive.
Almost!
Because there were three people who were more pretentious than him, and they were the last ones to arrive.
But at this time, the courtyard was already full of guests.
Nujiang County, Yangwu County, and all the families of the rich and powerful were almost all captured.
Even Castellan Liu Wuyan could only disappear in the crowd.
"Miss Jin Mulan of Xuan Wu Mansion and Son-In-Law Shen Lang are here!"
As soon as the carriage arrived at the gate, someone immediately shouted.
Shen Lang was instantly alert.
There was a conspiracy behind it.
Because the person who called out the names actually added Shen Lang's name to the list, which was extremely abnormal.
According to reason, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian were extremely hostile to Shen Lang and would definitely try their best to trample on his dignity. Therefore, when calling out the names, they either only called out the name of Jin Mulan, or emphasized the word "son-in-law" even if Shen Lang was added.
However, they did not do so. They raised Shen Lang's status vaguely. There must be a conspiracy.
It had to be said that Shen Lang's heart was really as delicate and sharp as hair.
When he and Jin Mulan's names were called out, all the greetings and conversations in the courtyard were all over.
Everyone's eyes were fixed on Shen Lang and Xu Qianqian.
Of course, it was not because he was handsome, but because he was too famous.
And the guests who attended the engagement banquet all knew that this was the prelude to the siege of Xuan Wu Mansion.
Shen Lang took Mulan's hand and walked out of the carriage, enjoying the feeling of being the center of attention.
And at this time!
A large wave of enemies came quickly!
…
A voluptuous woman directly rushed over and blocked in front of Shen Lang.
This woman was very vulgar, very cheap and seductive.
From her dressing and mannerisms, one could clearly identify her identity.
She was a prostitute over 30 years old.
Moreover, she was a very low-class prostitute. The price for a night was at most half a silver coin.
"Langjun, I finally found you." The prostitute looked at Shen Lang in surprise and said loudly, "A few days ago in Lanshan City, you and I were in love and flew together. I will never forget it for the rest of my life."
The message of this sentence was that Shen Lang was a prostitute in Lanshan City, and it was such a lowly one.
Shen Lang stood on the spot and watched her performance.
The prostitute said, "Shen Lang, you also said that I was much better than your wife in bed. You said that she was like a dead fish and had no reaction at all, but I made you want to live and die. You also said that you and your wife slept in different beds and dreamed different dreams. She might have another man in her heart and made you wear a green hat. "
Shen Lang's eyes narrowed. Mulan's beautiful eyes were a little angry.
The prostitute said, "Shen Lang, you promised me that you would bring me to Xuanwu City and raise me as your mistress. You even gave me your personal keepsake."
After saying that, the prostitute raised a longevity lock with the word "Lang" printed on it.
That's right, this was really the longevity lock that Shen Lang had worn since he was young. His father had personally made it for him.
After that, this longevity lock should have fallen into the hands of the Xu family.
"Shen Lang, I've waited for so many days. Why didn't you come to pick me up?" The prostitute complained.
Shen Lang frowned.
"Shen Lang, you really are a heartless man." The prostitute was about to cry as she said, "You really shouldn't have ravaged me with Jin Mucong that day. I couldn't get up for three days."
This was even more disgusting.
Even if everyone present was performing, they had to act out a feeling of disgust and disgust.
"Shen Lang, although you are so handsome and outstanding, you still have to pay for that night. You have to pay for visiting a prostitute. That night, not only did you eat a bowl of my noodles, you also ravaged me seven times. The next day, when I came to see red, you still didn't let me off. You have to pay more."
This was even more disgusting. It was almost nauseating.
It made people feel that Shen Lang was a wretched and lowly person. He went to find such a vulgar and lowly prostitute. He didn't even let her off when she was on her period. He was simply a disgusting beast.
What was even more obscene was that he didn't pay.
This greeting gift that Xu Guangyun gave to Shen Lang, could it be considered as an excuse to besiege him tonight?
It was very down-to-earth and had no bottom line or sense of shame.
This move couldn't hurt people, but it was disgusting.
It was like stepping on dog shit that couldn't be shaken off.
And it was almost unsolvable.
No matter how Shen Lang dealt with it, it was wrong and he couldn't clear his name.
Xu Guangyun was giving him a taste of his own medicine.
Previously, when Shen Lang wrote a book to smear the reputation of Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian, it was almost the same move.
It was just that Shen Lang was a little more elegant. He used an extremely accomplished classic to disguise his act of splashing feces water.
Everyone couldn't help but be excited to see how Shen Lang would deal with this disgusting and despicable move.
It was almost unsolvable.
Shen Lang gave a few instructions to Jin Hui, who was beside him.
"Yes." Jin Hui immediately turned around and left.
When the prostitute saw that Shen Lang really couldn't do anything, she felt even more pleased.
This money was a safe bet.
Therefore, she acted even more overboard. She directly pounced on Shen Lang and hugged his thigh.
"Langjun, when are you going to take me in? When are you going to pay for the night? "
Shen Lang didn't get angry. Instead, he said in a gentle voice, "Sister, how much did I owe you for the night?"
Everyone was surprised when they heard this.
Shen Lang, what kind of trick is this?
You're the one who admitted it and poured this bucket of feces on yourself?
The prostitute said, "You and Jin Mucong played with me thirteen times. Plus the Helianthus Blood, it's a total of five silver coins."
"Five silver coins, right?" Shen Lang said in a more gentle voice, "Then I'll give you ten gold coins, okay?"
Then, he took out ten gold coins and gave it to the prostitute.
The prostitute was overjoyed and took the money.
She was instantly filled with disdain and contempt for Shen Lang.
Useless gigolo, he was really a waste. Do you think that I will change my mind and prove your innocence after giving me this money?
Dream on!
Because the Xu family will give me more money.
Shen Lang said, "Sister, how much do you usually pay for a customer?"
The prostitute said, "Half a silver coin. But you and Jin Mucong are two people, and you played with me until I was injured and bleeding, so I have to pay more."
Shen Lang said, "Then I'll give you ten gold coins, which is equivalent to two hundred silver coins. After deducting the five silver coins I owe you, there will be one hundred and ninety-five left, which is enough for you to receive customers three hundred and ninety times, right?"
Shen Lang's voice gradually became cold, and his eyes were filled with a cold sneer.
"Jin Hui, bring him in!" Shen Lang ordered.
Immediately, the cavalry of the Count House brought in more than twenty beggars and tramps.
Every time there was a banquet, there was no shortage of beggars and tramps. Because there would be a lot of food to waste, the food would be given out to show that the host was kind.
Therefore, Shen Lang decided to pack them up. It wasn't that he didn't want to part with the food, but he was afraid that his precious wife's saliva would be eaten by others.
These beggars and tramps smelled bad. They hadn't bathed for at least a few months, and some even had ulcers.
They didn't dare to look at Jin Mulan, who was as beautiful as a fairy, but they looked at the prostitute with eyes as fierce as fire.
Shen Lang looked at the beggars and tramps and said, "Brothers, do you like this woman?"
The beggars and tramps' eyes turned green.
Now, even if they saw a sow, they would think that it had double eyelids, let alone a woman.
Moreover, this prostitute in front of them was simply … delicious pig trotters.
"I like her, I like her!"
"I don't even dare to dream of a woman like her."
Shen Lang said, "Today, it's my treat. Each of you can play with her ten times!"
Immediately, the twenty or so vagrants and beggars rushed towards the prostitute.
He lifted her voluptuous body up and walked outside.
The prostitute was scared out of her wits.
This … this was going to kill him.
More than twenty tramps and beggars would really kill her.
She would definitely die, and she would die miserably.
"Help, help …" The prostitute screamed miserably.
However, the warriors of the Xuan Wu Mansion formed a human wall, and no one could save her.
Shen Lang said, "I've already paid. You have to receive guests. It's only right and proper."
The prostitute was so scared that she was trembling all over and almost peed her pants.
"Housekeeper Xu, save me! I only slandered Young Master Shen Lang because of you. Save me …"
…
The housekeeper of the Xu Mansion was the main force of the engagement party tonight.
Although the engagement party was held in the old house of the Zhang Jin Family, all the manpower and materials were provided by the Xu family.
Housekeeper Xu was supposed to be busy in the kitchen, but he couldn't help but see that Shen Lang was out of luck.
So, originally, he had nothing to do with welcoming the guests. He also followed outside to greet the guests, and he specially picked the guests who were not of high status to enter.
Then, he kept looking at Shen Lang out of the corner of his eyes.
He had no grudge against Shen Lang, and he didn't die because his master was humiliated.
The main reason was that Shen Lang was a complete fool and a good-for-nothing when he married into the Xu family.
The Xu family ate, slept, and trampled on Shen Lang every day.
Shen Lang was at the bottom of the chain of contempt. Housekeeper Xu would feel uncomfortable if he didn't trample on Shen Lang once every two or three days.
But now, you, Shen Lang, have actually struck it rich, flying up the branches and transforming into a phoenix.
How, how can this be?
How can I trample on you when I see you in the future?
Also, it challenges my outlook on life that a trash like you can become rich. You, Shen Lang, should be trampled on by others in the latrine for the rest of your life. How could you suddenly become rich?
It was said that conflict was the root of hatred. In fact, jealousy was the root of hatred!
At this time, Housekeeper Xu was very happy to see that Shen Lang was slandered by this low-level b * tch.
He wanted to shout, "I did it! I did it!"
However, Shen Lang's stroke of genius directly reversed the situation. This b * tch had bitten Housekeeper Xu!
Immediately, Housekeeper Xu changed his expression and scolded angrily, "Where did this b * tch come from? Nonsense! You slandered Shen Lang, which has nothing to do with me. As the dignified housekeeper of the Xu Mansion, how could I know a trash like you? "
"Pooh!" The b * tch scolded angrily, "Buttface, how could I not know what kind of trash you were 30 years ago when we were in the same village? Did you forget that you peeped at me going to the latrine? "
Shen Lang waved his hand. It was such an interesting story, he wanted her to continue.
Although the beggars and tramps were unwilling, they still stood still. However, they still lifted the prostitute in the air and touched her.
Housekeeper Xu said coldly: "Today is a joyous occasion for my main family, I won't bother with a lowly woman like you."
With that, Butler Xu turned to leave.
The prostitute was terrified and screamed, "Buttface, you can't go! You can't go! You were the one who hired me to slander Shen Lang. You gave me 15 gold coins and said that you would give me a house after the deed was done. "
"Mister Shen Lang, I was forced to do this, I was forced …"
"It's all because of this Buttface. Thirty years ago, he peeped at me in the village. Later, he entered the city and became an apprentice in a shop. A few days ago, you specifically came to me and asked me to pour feces on you. You even took the opportunity to sleep with me five times. The first four times, you couldn't get up and just rubbed against me. "
Everyone could not help but look at Housekeeper Xu.
You are a respectable person after all, but your taste is so … unique.
It's all because of childhood memories. Back then, this prostitute was a flower in the village.
In the movie, after Yan Shouyi became rich, he still had some juvenile fantasies about the village's sister-in-law, Tian Guihua.
Shen Lang said to the prostitute, "So you're saying that I didn't sleep with you?"
"No, no …" the prostitute said. "I've never seen Shen before. It was Housekeeper Xu who hired me to harm you. He even offered me more money to admit that I have plum blossoms and tainted you, but I didn't agree. "
F * ck, this is evil.
Plum blossoms are plum blossoms. In this world, it is a dirty disease that cannot be cured.
If people say that Shen Lang has a heavy taste and went to sleep with such a lowly prostitute, others will only look down on him. If they say that he has plum blossoms, then his reputation will be completely ruined. Wherever he goes, he will be like a human-shaped poison, disgusting and terrifying.
"Someone, chase this bitch out!" Housekeeper Xu shouted, then he was about to slip into the courtyard.
"Stop!" Shen Lang yelled.
Housekeeper Xu sneered. "Young Master Shen, although you are the son-in-law of the Count House, you have no right to control the Xu family. If people see your attitude, they will say that Xuan Wu Mansion is really domineering. No wonder you are the owner of Xuanwu City. "
Buttface, you are good. You are just a housekeeper of a businessman, but you have learned to make political attacks.
Are you saying that Xuan Wu Mansion tramples on the administration?
Then, Housekeeper Xu turned around and left.
So what if you, Shen Lang, are the son-in-law of the Count House? So what if I send people to slander you and pour dirty water on you?
Can you do anything to me?
Can you hurt a hair on my body?
I didn't expect that I could still trample on Shen Lang when I eat, sleep, and trample on him.
You, Shen Lang, have become the son-in-law of the Count House, but I still trample on you for nothing.
Shen Lang said again, "Stop …"
Housekeeper Xu turned around and said lightly, "Young Master Shen, let's not say that this bitch is talking nonsense. Besides, this kind of case should be handled by the Governor's Mansion. Xuan Wu Mansion has no right to enforce the law."
"To put it bluntly, you, Son-in-Law Shen Lang, can't do anything to me. Goodbye!"
Housekeeper Xu was right.
The Count House had no right to punish Housekeeper Xu. It needed the Governor's Mansion to handle the case. However, Liu Wuyan and the Xu family were in the same boat.
Everyone present looked at Shen Lang.
If you, Shen Lang, can't even kill Housekeeper Xu, then you are not qualified to fight tonight.
You are a good-for-nothing.
Housekeeper Xu was even more proud of himself.
His desire to perform was even higher. He was in a hurry to slip away, but now he seemed to be moving in slow motion. He slowly moved into the courtyard and looked back.
He wanted to let everyone see that Shen Lang can't do anything to a businessman's housekeeper.
What can he do to me? What can he do to me?
I, Housekeeper Xu, am so loyal. I will work hard for my master to slap Shen Lang's face.
The Count House had no right to enforce the law.
Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian did not come out. They hid in the courtyard and watched the show.
Shen Lang sighed and said, "Wife, there are so many bad people here. They want to harm me tonight. I am so scared. Let's go home!"
Mulan said, "Okay, let's go home."
Then, Shen Lang took Mulan's hand and turned to leave.
Zhang Jin suddenly became anxious.
This was only the beginning.
This first move of splashing dirty water was just an appetizer. It was just to disgust Shen Lang a little.
Next, there was the fatal move to deal with Shen Lang and the fatal move to deal with Xuan Wu Mansion.
If Shen Lang left now, he would leave a reputation of being a good-for-nothing, but he would not be harmed.
The rehearsal for the siege of Xuan Wu Mansion could not end so anticlimactic.
He had spent so much effort on the plan. He could not let it go to waste.
Zhang Jin suddenly came out and laughed. "Miss Jin, Shen, the banquet hasn't started yet. Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"
Shen Lang said, "Someone wants to harm me. Bad guy."
Zhang Jin said, "Then how can Shen not leave?"
Shen Lang said, "If you break his legs, I will not leave."
Shen Lang pointed at Housekeeper Xu.
"In your dreams." Housekeeper Xu sneered in his heart. I am Xu's henchman. How can I ask Lord Zhang Jin to break my legs?
However, he was horrified to find that Zhang Jin was really hesitating.
Xu rushed out and shouted in a low voice, "What are you doing here? Hurry up and leave."
Housekeeper Xu bent down and was about to slip away.
Shen Lang was even faster. He got on the carriage and was about to go home.
Zhang Jin's expression changed. Shen Lang could not leave. The rehearsal for the siege of Xuan Wu Mansion tonight could not be wasted.
Otherwise, his father would be very disappointed.
In order to deal a fatal blow to Shen Lang and Xuan Wu Mansion, it was worth paying some price, let alone a mere housekeeper of the Xu family.
Zhang Jin's expression changed. He said coldly, "Housekeeper Xu, who gave you the courage to bribe a whore to slander the son-in-law of the Count House, Shen? You are courting death! Men, take him down! "
Immediately, two warriors stepped forward and grabbed Housekeeper Xu.
Xu Guangyun's expression changed. He stepped forward and said, "Son-in-law …"
Zhang Jin waved his hand and said coldly, "Today is my engagement ceremony. How can a servant do such a despicable thing because of a personal grudge? If I don't punish him, how can I rectify the family's conduct? How can I explain this to the guests? Who dares to come to my wedding banquet in the future? "
"Press this Housekeeper Xu to the ground and break his legs!"
Housekeeper Xu was immediately pressed to the ground.
His outlook on life collapsed in an instant.
I … I …
Lord Zhang Jin, I am working for you.
Why do you want to break my legs?
What kind of master would kill his dog and eat its meat?
One of the warriors raised his wooden staff high and was about to strike down.
"Wait …" Shen Lang said.
Zhang Jin said, "Shen, what do you want?"
Shen Lang said, "You don't have to waste your energy. I can do it myself …"
Then, he said, "Bring that whore here and put her together with Housekeeper Xu. After all, we are from the same village."
The whore was rescued from the hands of the homeless and beggars. She was pressed to the ground and placed next to Housekeeper Xu.
"Governor Liu Wuyan, according to the State of Yue's laws, how should a lowly whore be punished for slandering a noble?" Shen Lang asked.
Liu Wuyan did not want to speak, but he had to.
"Let the victim of the crime be punished."
The laws of the State of Yue were still relatively protective of civilians, but for the inferior special groups, they basically did not take human life seriously.
Shen Lang squatted in front of the whore and said lightly, "I am a person who is more or less tolerant of women, so I can't watch you be trampled to death by dozens of beggars and tramps."
Shen Lang ordered Jin Hui, "Beat her! Don't beat her to death, just cripple her limbs! "
"Yes." Jin Hui said.
Thus, Shen Lang raised his wooden staff high and looked at Zhang Jin, Xu Qianqian, and Liu Wuyan, saying, "You guys asked me to beat her, I didn't break the law, did I?"
Zhang Jin's face twitched.
"I really hit her …"
"I really hit her …"
The faces of the people beside him twitched. Hurry up and f * cking hit her, stop talking nonsense.
Shen Lang picked up two bricks and padded them on Housekeeper Xu's thigh, forming a fulcrum.
"Be good, don't move!"
Then.
Shen Lang suddenly slammed the staff down, using all the strength he had in his dreams to drink his wife's milk.
"Kacha …"
Housekeeper Xu's two thigh bones were broken alive!
… ….
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