Capítulo 60: Can Klee take the pain for Little Paimon
Jams didn't expect that Lumine would obediently lean her ear closer.
Her ears were already sensitive, and now feeling Jams' warm breath, a tempting blush immediately spread, her crystal-clear earlobes resembling juicy grapes.
"Jams... you... hurry up and say... it's so uncomfortable when my ears itch."
Lumine's voice trembled, and a layer of mist appeared in her golden eyes.
Although there was still a small distance between them, Lumine always felt that Jams would suddenly pounce and bite her ear, and then... whimper and sob!
"???"
Jams looked at Lumine, her face flushed, and her body trembling, feeling both admiration for the girl's sweetness and a bit helpless.
I'm not really going to eat you, why are you shaking so much that it's impossible for me not to have any dirty thoughts!
"Lumine, your current trembling and pitiful appearance can easily stir up a man's possessiveness deep inside."
Jams rubbed Lumine's golden hair and kindly reminded her, "Fortunately, you encountered someone like me, a gentleman. If it were those dirty old perverts, they probably couldn't control themselves!"
"Um, can we talk about serious matters first..."
Lumine bit her lip and said somewhat aggrievedly, "Please tell me the secret to becoming stronger."
"Oh, I almost forgot about that. The secret to becoming stronger, right? Let me think..."
Jams pretended to ponder, then said seriously in Lumine's ear, "The key to my success is 'self-discipline'!"
"Self-discipline?"
Lumine widened her eyes slightly, her face filled with confusion.
"Yes, self-discipline, especially in matters of sexuality. One must never indulge!"
Jams placed both hands behind his back, looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, his robes fluttering, emanating an air of elegance and righteousness.
"There is a saying, 'A beauty in her twenties can bewitch even a virtuous man. She wields a sword around her waist, severing foolish husbands...'"
"Sexuality can affect the speed of drawing the sword!"
"..."
Klee, Noelle, Barbara, Amber, and Paimon were slightly taken aback.
"Did Jams just finish doing something naughty? He's speaking so arrogantly."
"Most likely he has entered his sage mode. I heard from little Klee that a well-endowed sister has been sticking to Jams recently."
"..."
Lumine crossed her arms, puffed up her pretty face, and silently watched Jams show off.
As if not noticing her disdainful expression, Jams patted her fragrant shoulder and said, "Lumine, you should also be like me, without any woman in your heart..."
"Without any woman in my heart?"
Lumine glared at him, pointed at the other girls, and said angrily, "Then what are they?"
"They... are my wings!"
Jams remained composed, his gaze clear, radiating righteousness. "Every boy is a fallen angel. They have broken their own wings and come to the mortal world to find their own wings. In my past life, I must have been a sixteen-winged Archangel..."
"Angels cannot be without wings, just like the 3D district cannot be without Tifa cough... just like Mondstadt cannot be without Venti, and Liyue cannot be without Morax!"
"Puh, you scoundrel!"
Lumine stuck out her adorable pink tongue at Jams. This scumbag always finds excuses for himself!
"I'm not a scoundrel, I'm just too kind-hearted. I can't bear to see good girls being mistreated by others..."
Swoosh!
A sharp sword sound answered Jams!
A swift glimmer flashed!
The sword in Lumine's hand was already resting on Jams' shoulder.
"Tsk, nice sword!"
Jams' eyes showed a hint of astonishment. The sword was as fast as lightning, and even he couldn't see its trajectory clearly.
Looking at Lumine's spirited and charming appearance, Jams suddenly felt mischievous and voluntarily leaned his neck towards the blade.
"What are you doing? Ouch."
Startled by Jams' "I'll die for you" gesture, Lumine quickly withdrew her sword, stomping her foot in frustration.
"Why did you deliberately move towards the blade, you dummy! So boring!"
"Tsk, you dare call me boring?"
Jams reached out and lightly flicked Lumine's forehead, saying unkindly, "With your strength, you came to me for advice on becoming stronger. You're the boring one!"
"But I really need your help, Jams~~~"
Pouting, Lumine held Jams' hand, her tone carrying a hint of coquetry.
Jams sighed, "I don't mind helping you, but your strength is not weak. Even against Stormterror, you shouldn't be at a disadvantage, right?"
He had fought against Stormterror before, although he could only hold his ground against it. But he had gained some understanding of Stormterror's combat abilities.
Judging from Lumine's lightning-fast sword strike just now, she definitely had the qualifications to contend with Stormterror!
"Well, I can indeed fight against Stormterror, but my body is not as resilient as yours. Facing Stormterror's wide-range attacks, I would inevitably get injured."
Lumine's slender fingers traced the muscles on Jams' arm, her eyes filled with envy.
Jams' physical fitness was comparable to that of a monster. Even Stormterror would have a hard time breaking through his defense.
If Lumine could have Jams' defensive strength along with her own swordsmanship, they would definitely be able to overpower Stormterror!
"I see, so what you're looking for to become stronger is improved body defense."
Jams rubbed his chin. Although he wanted to help Lumine, her physical attributes and elemental resistance were unique to Teyvat, and Lumine couldn't acquire them.
"Umm..."
Seeing Jams' furrowed brow and his troubled expression, Paimon suddenly had a bright idea and said crisply, "Everyone, Paimon has come up with a brilliant idea!"
"What is it?"
Jams showed interest, saying, "If there's a good solution, I don't mind helping you guys."
"Hehe."
Paimon raised her chin slightly, her rosy lips lightly pursed, forming a cute wave-like shape. Her voice was pleasant.
"Since we can't enhance Lumine's defense in a short time, why not let Jams act as Lumine's meat shield!"
"When battling Stormterror, Lumine can support the sword with her right hand and hold onto Jams with her left hand. That way, she'll have the sturdiest shield and the sharpest sword at the same time!"
"Pfft!"
Jams almost sprayed blood. He immediately grabbed Paimon and gave her a few pats on her delicate little butt!
Slap, slap, slap!
"If you want me to die, just say it. Only someone with a brain clot for several decades could come up with such a plan!"
"Wow, what's wrong? Isn't Paimon's idea feasible?"
Little Paimon didn't expect Jams to directly target her delicate buttocks. Feeling both embarrassed and angry, she started crying, "Wuwu!"
"Well, actually, I think Paimon's idea is somewhat feasible..."
Lumine pinched her chin and weakly said.
"Alright, come here, and I'll tell you if it will work." Jams waved at Lumine with a smile.
Come here, I promise not to kill you!
"No!"
Lumine looked at the sobbing Paimon and instinctively covered her perky butt, taking half a step back. She didn't want to be spanked in public!
Noelle, Barbara, and the others also took a few steps back.
It's not that they disliked being spanked by Jams, but they preferred being bullied by him in private.
However, just as everyone was retreating, a petite and adorable figure bravely took a step forward!
"Big Brother Jams!"
Little Klee sniffled lightly, clutching her dress, and blinked her watery eyes. "Klee... Can Klee take the pain for Little Paimon~"
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