"Ah"
John Bon Jovi, a small fat man who worked for the tax men, walked down the street. After handing out just a few malteasers, John pretty much died, I say pretty much but what really happened was he suddenly had a massive urge to do something with his life, infact, too much "urge" flowed into him at once, causing him to collapse.
Da true first volume, don't be discouraged by my lack of effort so far, t'was just a small hiccup along the way to my complete perfection of what you would call a webnovel.