Capítulo 243: Marvel 16
Years passed and not much happened after I was dragged to be tortured into my very own torture chamber with Deadpool and the cultivator named Lia Peng.
Lia seemed to be the only one to be tortured as Wade kept talking and spilling some personal secrets I could have lived without and I just turned off my concept of pain and suffering.
Our salvation came in the form of my angelic daughter who suddenly became very interested in having a maid. Apparently being a maid is more punishment than being tortured and we were let go while Lia was put into strict maid training by my wife.
I didn't know exactly what this training was but Lia seemed more exhausted and fearful by the training than she ever was when being tortured. And after two gruesome years, my daughter finally got her maid and everything returned to how it was before Lia came to this universe.
Wade was still as annoying as ever but I got used to it after having shared a cell with him for a while. Apparently, it was Lia who saved him from becoming a zombie while she was looking for traces of me and that's how they got to this universe.
It was 2012 again and I would have to watch the Chitari invasion again, only this time there were dozens of characters from other realities walking on this earth. Some would argue that because of that, the destruction and death won't be so high but I think it was going to be the exact opposite. With so many powerful beings competing for who would get the next kill, the destruction was going to be a lot greater.
And true to my speculations, Gojo joined the fight when he felt the space stone being involved and destroyed the whole city. The space stone would undoubtedly help him to improve his limitless even further and despite being often seen as a hero, people from JJK rarely cared about collateral damage when fighting.
There were even some unknown characters who saw the invasion as a perfect opportunity to get advanced technology, souls, and other stuff. For a brief moment, New York became a paradise for necromancers.
The whole world was watching worriedly as their possible allies destroyed New York. Hydra, Shield, and the World Council, all created one file after another on the strange and unknown characters. Over the years, they actually managed to capture or recruit some of them and had gotten a bit of information out of them.
By now they all knew of different realities and a mysterious bar that could connect them all but they still hadn't found it. At least, that was until now.
While everyone was still fighting, a certain redhead came across a random door just standing in a parking space.
"Director, I think I found the door. Shall I go in and investigate?" Black Widow said to the transmitter in her ear.
"I've got your location, go in before the door disappears again. I will send backup but don't count on them, we can't know if the door will still be there." Fury instructed.
Natasha gulped when she recalled the file she saw on this location and opened the door. The inside was not what she was expecting, I looked rather normal with the exception of a few muscle freaks posing on a stage.
These weren't just your typical fitness freaks but guys whose muscles, muscles had muscles. They all looked more like the Hulk than the Hulk himself.
"Director, are you seeing this?" she whispered.
No answer.
Natasha inwardly cursed as she walked to the bartender to do her job like usual, meaning seduction as a means to get information. She was already wearing skin-tight clothes and was very confident in her body and the skills she learned through experience, so she was confident she would at least get some information on this place from the bartender.
She walked over to the bar with a strong swing in her hip and produced as much noise with her heels as possible to get attention. Just like she expected, many turned their heads to her and began appreciating her curves but for some reason, they also grew strangely silent and distanced themselves from her but she didn't care, they weren't her target anyway.
"Hello and welcome to Location-Not Found, you must be new here. Since you are new here, the first order is on the house." The bartender said to her without even looking at her.
Slightly annoyed, Natasha bent over to show as much cleavage as possible and tried to make the bartender look at her.
"What do you think would suit me? I will take anything you will recommend." She said seductively, not noticing that some customers were silently slipping away, afraid of what might happen. This was not the first time some woman tried to flirt with the bar owner who also worked as a bartender and most of them ended miserably.
With a quick glance, the bartender decided what would suit her personality the best.
"I have some very special water, would you like some?" he said without caring about her meetbags. Even if he wasn't married to a woman who had every pair of breasts in existence, he wouldn't be interested in a slut whose very job description was to fuck anyone to get information, how was that different from a prostitute?
Natasha on the other hand didn't notice the disdain in his voice as she became excited as she imagined what this special drink was going to be. She had seen files that described drinks that were just impossible for a human to understand and now she was going to get one of them. Normally she wouldn't drink anything her targets offered her but in this case, she needed to do it to progress in her mission.
"And what's so special about your water?" she asked seductively.
"It's sparkling water. It thinks it's special but in the end, it's just common water with a bit extra." He bluntly ruined her dreams of getting fucked by this powerful man as he not only insulted her in the worst way possible, he also ruined her mission in just a sentence.
Her face grew dark as she realized she was just called ordinary, a great insult for a woman who took so much pride in her looks and talents.
"Just give me a coke." She said as she tried to get her bearing back which was hard to do now that she was overly conscious about the snickering and mocking gazes of the other customers.
Capítulo 244: Marvel 17
It never felt so good to put a hoe in her place.
I had my fun but I was feeling some more agents surrounding the door, waiting for new orders, so I just asked Leo to take over as I didn't want to deal with any more of them.
The shit outside has also settled and the space stone was taken by Gojo to his home reality, dooming Thanos' plan before it even began. Remember, work smarter, not harder.
With the Chitari decimated and most of my customers back home to rest after the small workout, peace returned, at least if you weren't a politician or one of the many people who got their houses destroyed and families killed.
Sadly Location-Not-Found was discovered by the many organizations of Marvel and there was always at least one agent inside to monitor us and report the location of new doors. They were a bit annoying but no threat, if anything their attempts to control my place were adorable, so I didn't throw them out.
Soon 2015 came around again and everyone's greatest nightmare happened. Another Deadpool was born and instinctively found his way here like he knew where to annoy the most people. So, now we have two walking tumors that made Jabba the Hutt look handsome flirting with each other and harassing people together.
After my own place was taken over by these chaotic but still enjoyable twins, I decided to take a few days off and leave the rest to Leo and my other kids.
The moment I stepped out of my room for the first time in years, portals opened and the TVA walked out.
"Halt, you're under arrest for crimes against the sacred timeline."
Jeez, these guys never give up, do they? Or maybe they just had their previous failures erased from their memories or these are guys that left before the other teams in the past, who knows. Well, I do but I'm not curious enough to care.
"Do you never give up? When will Kang learn? You would think that someone who had the combined knowledge of all his variants would have some of their wisdom as well, no matter how small it was."
The humans from all across time just looked at each other confused, not knowing what I was even talking about.
"I swear, Kang could have caught and brainwashed anyone from across time so why did he choose morons like you guys. And what are you going to do with these glowsticks and plastic armor? You realize that you would never actually catch someone who was a bit stronger than these you dealt with before, do you?" I vented some of my frustration on them as I continued to rant about their uselessness for several minutes.
"…And that's why it makes no sense how you captured or erased some people who could tank nukes and run across the world before you even had enough time to swing your fancy glowstick. Just one cancer-boy was enough to kill several of your squads."
During that time, the enforcers of the sacred timeline just stood there motionlessly while looking at each other confused as I continued my rant. They couldn't even understand a tenth of what I was saying but it still made strangely sense to them.
"Alright, time's up, I ain't wasting my free day with you lot." With a snap, they all turned into golden statues, forever to be admired by the citizens or stolen by a villain or organization.
Just two blocks away from where I left the statues, I was surrounded by black vans and armored soldiers jumped out, attacking me with tasers and sedatives without a single word.
"Are you guys fucking serious?" I wasn't ignorant and knew that they were here after the agents that watched the doors 24/7 alerted them of someone coming out. I didn't even have to guess who they were as only Hydra was moronic enough to antagonize everyone without knowing anything about them as long as there was even a tiny chance they might prove an obstacle to their goals.
Obviously, I wasn't the first to get this treatment and most of my customers had experienced this each time they left the door. They usually just killed them and continued with their day like nothing happened, so obviously Hydra was aware that this was most likely just a suicide mission.
These guys didn't even deserve to be made into gold statues and I just turned them into colon bacteria. After that, I was no longer bothered by anyone else thankfully.
I had no specific direction but at some point, I ended up in front of a gym. I was very tempted by all these leggings, long legs, and perky cheeks.
"Curse my wife, creator of leggings." I knew better than to act on my impulses as the moment I glanced at them, they all mysteriously got late-stage breast cancer.
I continued looking through the layers of brick walls until I saw another woman, this one was much younger than the others with short blond hair with some pink dye and a piercing.
She was another level of tempting as she was the image of fitness plus she wasn't wearing any bra. Is it weird that I was more attracted to Gwen Stacy than Natasha Romanoff? Who knows, maybe I just like them less sluttier, younger, and with less curves.
"Pretty please. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please." I continued begging the increasingly dark sky for several minutes when I finally saw Gwen's aura change, her eyes turned pink, and turned to look at me through the walls.
"Fine, just this once but she will have to die afterwards." She mouthed.
This was probably the only time I get to do this as this was her way of apologizing for torturing me because of some random slut. This also wasn't even considered cheating, as everyone was just part of her body and now that she took over her consciousness, it was the same as fucking her true body after she shapeshifted into someone else.
I will enjoy my days off to the fullest.
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A/N- the last part is a random idea I had after watching some sauce. If you also want to see it, just google Gwen Stacy Workout by HydraFXX.
Have fun.
Also, I'm probably going to do a big timeskip soon to the 31st century where the final few chapters of this book will take place. I think it's not hard to see that I'm running out of ideas and motivation for this book, at least it's at the end anyway, so there won't be a dropping.
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