Capítulo 237: Marvel 10
After the Dark Phoenix fiasco, the world returned to normal, or at least what was normal by this universe's standards.
It was the quiet before the storm, a storm that would begin in 2008 with a billionaire, playboy, and philanthropist. Since my Sentinels killed the X-men and Magneto, there would be no one to kidnap the president and whatever else they were doing.
"Speaking of the Sentinels, where is the other one?" I asked my wife as we were taking a break
She just turned in the other direction, suddenly becoming very interested in the thumb war between Goku and Saitama.
"And where is Lilly? Don't tell me… Oh, god. Well, it was nice knowing you, world, but I ain't dealing with that." I sighed in defeat, not planning to go after my daughter who stole one of the Sentinels to god-knows-what.
A few hours away in an amusement park, the line of people opened up for someone.
The poor guy working there almost shit his pants when one of the Sentinels walked up to him. It stopped in front of him and opened its helmet, revealing a little girl.
"Am I tall enough now?" she challenged the guy, daring her to refuse her again from going on this ride.
"N-no. Pl-please choose any seat you like"
"Yes, that's what I'm talking about." She proudly chose the front seat while still wearing the armor.
Back at Location-Not-Found, the door opened and two people walked in. One was a beautiful, rainbow-colored-haired woman while the other was a nervous but still pretty handsome guy.
This was Viliana, Zerr'on's second daughter and her lover, coming to introduce himself to her parents.
Kuro was just a normal guy, at least that was the case a long time ago, that all changed when he died and got reincarnated by some ROB with cheats. Like most reincarnators, he started building a harem and growing in power and fame but that all changed when he met Viliana and fell for her at first sight.
She was a true goddess, in both looks and power but she never gave him any attention. It was only after he chased her for a few hundred years that she gave him a chance and an ultimatum. If he wanted to go out with her, he would have to abandon his harem.
It only took him two days to come to a conclusion. The harem was quickly disbanded, there were a lot of tears and heartbreaks but that wasn't as important as his goddess. They began getting closer and she started telling him stories about her family.
To his shock, he recognized many of the worlds she had been to with her family from his previous life, making him even more certain that her parents weren't simple.
Then came the day he was finally going to meet them. It began pretty innocent at first, his lover just summoned a door from nowhere, nothing surprising really. It was only when he entered that he realized something wasn't quite right as his system alerted him of some things.
[Entering Marvel 2149-C]
[Entering Omniversal Hub]
Even without his trusty system, he would have noticed that something was seriously wrong as he was watching some of his favorite fictional characters play billiards together and eating food together that looked so bizarre that his appraisal gained several levels from just glancing at them.
Still dazed, he followed his lover over to a table in a quiet corner where two people sat. One looked like just another ordinary human, a bit out of place between the other beings here, and the other was a woman who he thought was only slightly worse than Viliana.
Out of habit, he instinctively used appraisal on them.
[Name: Zerr'on 'Daddy' Ur'gazoth
Age: Immeasurable
Titles: Good for NOTHING Husband]
[Name Laura 'Mommy' Ur'gazoth
Age: As old as Existence
Titles: ALL Mighty Wife]
It was shocking, not only because he couldn't see anything more but also because both were impossibly old. Their titles were a bit odd too but he ignored it, he had seen way weirder ones, and he wasn't going to go into the details of their middle names either.
While he was still trying to wrap his head around how he suddenly appeared in Marvel, Viliana began chatting with her parents, well, parent and stepmother. After many years of using the system, he was already very powerful but he still needed the system's help to get to other realities but not only did Viliana easily go to Marvel, the place she took them was also connected to many other realities, he couldn't understand just how strong someone had to be to pull something off.
Anyway, he met her parents, even if they were scrutinizing him the whole time, especially her dad who looked like he was holding himself back from killing him. Viliana knew what was on his mind and allowed him to go while she chatted a bit more with her parents.
Kuro went straight to an old man with glasses, not believing that he was really meeting who he thought he was. But before he could get too close, a dog jumped in his way, looking at him with great expectations.
"You have to pay the cheese tax, anyone new or who has been here longer for an hour needs to pay" Captain Hook said from his side
Capítulo 238: Marvel 11
I was starting to understand why Stan didn't mind me messing with this universe, it was doomed from the beginning.
After the death of what would have been Captain Marvel, I decided to take my daughter for a short trip to the Arctic to see the condition of a certain sleeping beauty, only to find him dead.
Steve Roger was a Super Soldier, but the only way he survived being frozen for seven decades and still being in perfect condition was through plot armor, something this universe didn't have.
A few years later, Tony Stark went to Afghanistan for a weapon demonstration as intended but died on his way back. What did you expect, he stood a meter away from one of his own bombs. If it didn't kill him, that would mean he wasn't such a genius after all and his weapons weren't very effective.
The shrapnel went right through his heart, killing him almost immediately. I admit I was a bit disappointed when I heard on the news that they found his body, I would have loved to meet him, talk with him, and see him change with my own eyes. But, alas, maybe in another universe.
The tragedy continued in 2010 when Thor came to Earth as a mortal, or at least a human, he was always mortal, he could be killed and he did not have eternal life. It was already a miracle that he survived being run over by a car twice as a human but when the legendary Destroyer armor bitch slapped him, his head popped like a melon.
Odin used this thing to kill Celestials, how could a simple slap not have turned a human's head to paste? If it didn't, it could only mean that the Celestials of this universe were even weaker than those from the MCU.
Hulk was, well radiated. He died like any person would have when exposed to so much gamma radiation. At least the world is now saved from the useless intelligent Hulk. I mean, what was their plan when they made him intelligent, the whole thing about Hulk was that he was angry and savage.
The Avenger plot was different. Instead of the original team, this one only consisted of Hawkeye, Black Widow, and a few mutants. I'm still wondering how Robin Hood and Marvel's biggest slut made it on a team of superpowered beings.
Without the heavy hitters like Hulk and Thor, the destruction the Chitauri brought with them was a lot greater, and this time there was no Iron Man to send the Nuke to outer space. Once again, the government showed its competence by nuking their own city, killing not only the aliens but also millions of civilians and their own team of heroes, destroying the motherfucking pirate's plan before they even fully took form.
At least they were lucky and the explosion destroyed the device that opened the portal in the sky in the first place or just more aliens would have come through. Many people started looking for the cube but I just threw it in the nearest black hole, save from Thanos and whoever wanted to get it, as those that could get it there didn't need the stones to destroy the universe.
Only a year later, America was once again invaded by aliens, this time the dark elves. Seriously, America was in Movies what Japan was to anime. Their solution was of course using their beloved guns and when they failed, the geniuses from the top decided to shoot the second nuke to their own country in just a single year.
By now the whole world was feeling the impact of the many nukes and were getting a bit worried. Until now, everyone feared being nuked by another country, now the people of the whole world were becoming afraid of when America was going to nuke itself.
Over the years, some small villains succeeded in what they normally wouldn't have due to the presence of heroes, a good example for this was Obadiah Stane, Ivan Vanko, and now Aldrich Kilian. Needless to say, the world was changing, and with the absence of heroes, villains began clashing with each other due to their different goals or grand ambitions.
It was like these Chinese containers with insects and the most poisonous survives. In the end, only the most evil, brutal, and ruthless villain will remain standing.
2015 was the year I have been dreading for a long time now. It was the year the Marvel Jesus would be created and knowing him, he would definitely find me and start annoying the heck out of me and my customers.
To make matters worse, he was actually one of the two anomalies Laura talked about. She called them anomalies because they were still part of her but not as easily controlled and influenced. She could still do it easily, it was just that they gave slight resistance which should be impossible.
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