Capítulo 23: The Prude Awakening

"Alright, team," Zephyr announced, his voice carrying a mix of determination and amusement, "we're about to enter a reality that's basically a universal convent. Our job is to... well, teach an entire universe how to loosen up and embrace their inner freak."

Casanova, his essence practically vibrating with excitement, couldn't resist a quip. "So, we're basically cosmic strippers for an entire reality? Talk about a tough crowd. I haven't felt this challenged since I tried to seduce that black hole with a particularly saucy gravitational wave."

Luna, already running preliminary scans on the sociological implications of extreme prudishness, chimed in. "Fascinating. A universe where the concept of sexuality has been so repressed, it's practically become a quantum state - simultaneously existing and not existing. It's like Schrödinger's libido out there."