Capítulo 29: Earth Immortal Stage Cultivator At Birth!

'So, they're like cockroaches who are hard to kill but still get all sorts of opportunities and women, huh?'

[Indeed, host.]

'Since that's the case, then they'll leave their house and wander around for opportunities, right?' I thought, a smile forming on my inner self.

[Yes, host, they do leave... What's your point, host?] The system said, innocence evident in its tone.

'Has anyone ever told you that you're too innocent?' I thought, making me question how such an innocent system became the netari system or whatever.

'My point is... won't they leave their sister, mother at home? Man, they must be lonely, no?' I thought, making a sad expression on my inner self.

[Ah, host, I got your point.]

'Yeah, since they leave such precious people lonely at home, why don't I accompany them to face such loneliness?' I thought, my expression turning into a huge grin.

[That'll certainly give you a lot of points, 100k NP for a purple-coloured son of fate while 1M points for a rainbow-coloured son of fate.]

'Damn, that's great,' I thought, and as I opened my little eyes to look around to see what was happening, I saw everything being frozen, like time stopped itself.

My new mother, who was looking at me with warmth and a beautiful smile, had her whole existence frozen, not moving even a little or blinking.

'Are you the one who did it?' I asked the system, which I'm guessing will stay with me from now on.

[Yes, host, I stopped it for my introduction.]

'Okay then, can you undo it now?' I asked the system.

[There are still a few more things I haven't said, so it'll have to be like this for a few more minutes.]

'Since that's the case then, alright, tell me what you have to say,' I said, listening to what the system had to say.

[My functions are: status, shop, Harem members.]

'Hmm... explain all these functions,' I said with a straight face. I had a few guesses about the "harem" members from the explanations that I was given, but I still heard him.

[Status: It will show you your current status, your name, power level, etc.]

[Shop: When you have 1000 NP, the shop function will be opened. With it, you can buy literally anything that you can imagine, but it comes at a price that you might or might not be able to purchase.]

'Anything, huh? That's quite a bold statement,' I thought, reading the words coming on the screen.

[Harem member: It helps you keep track of every woman you enter into a relationship with.]

'Just this? I guess it's better than nothing,' I thought after reading the words that kept coming.

[Would you like to view your status?]

'Yeah, open it up, let me see,' I said, as a blue screen materialised in front of me as the previous screen disappeared into thin air.

[The Netori System]

[Name: ??? (Ivan)]

[Age: 1 day old (14)]

[Cheat: Netori System]

[Cultivation realm: Earth Immortal Realm (1st stage)]

[Bloodline: The Celestial Shung Family]

[Titles: The Firstborn of the Celestial Shung Family, the Reincarnator, System User.]

[Techniques: None]

[Cultivation Technique: None]

[Shop: Not Yet opened]

[Luck: Black]

[Inventory: None]

'Hmm, my status seems great and all, but what's that black luck colour? You didn't mention it earlier, and how strong is that Earth Immortal Realm?'

[Ding, The "Black" colour luck... is a unique luck, you have it because you're the true villain of every protagonist, and your luck is always negative, whereas everyone else's luck is normal. It won't do anything to you, host, so you don't have to worry... but it will make the protagonist hostile to you at first meeting.]

'Damn, so I'm the villain, huh? Haha, that isn't quite the right word, you should say I'm the "Step-daddy" of every protagonist, ppffttt haha,' I thought as I laughed out loud inside my mind.

[That's quite an amusing way, host.]

[And about your strength at the Earth Immortal Realm, with that cultivation realm you can fly, destroy mountains, continents, and destroy your previous world millions of times as if they're toys. Killing people who are in the lower realm than you is as easy as stepping on an ant, and a lot more.]

Hearing the power level I possess at the moment, my heartbeat quickened, my face showing an excited look.

'Hahaha,' I laughed out loud, unable to contain the joy of having such powers.

[But just to tell you, there are millions of people in the realm you're in with such capabilities, so you don't have to be happy because you're still powerless in this world... though don't worry about that because you're the heir of the Shung Family, one of the strongest. So, even if you go and massacre some lower-rank families or countries, nobody will dare to point a finger at you because of your background. That's how powerful your background is.]

'Damn, I'm overpowered as hell from the start.'

[You should be... since a villain is supposed to be higher than a son of destinies, and surpass them if they don't kill the sons of destiny.]

'Then, I'll just be their step-daddy, and even if they did manage to surpass me, would they be able to kill me when their mother begs them, grovels at their feet, begging not to kill me?'

'But still, that's something that will not happen because I don't intend to be weaker than those cockroaches, I'll be so powerful that I'll play with them to death,' I thought, my confidence not wavering even a bit.

[But to be able to kill them, you'll have to loot their opportunities, women and everything they have.]

'Tch, if I steal every woman that they have, won't I have a harem of thousands of women? I don't like such things. I'll just kill whoever I don't like or feel like a hassle, and only take those who are worth not killing,' I thought, clicking my tongue.

As I'm from a planet where marrying more than one woman is considered forbidden, I've also been influenced by such traditions, so at most, I'll only take 5 or 7 women.

'Since you're done, then undo that time stop,' I said to the system.

[Yes, host.] And as he said that, I felt my body floating.

'Woah, what's happening? I don't think I even tried to fly?' I thought, genuine confusion washing over me.

And as soon as I stopped flying after reaching a certain height, my body glowed in golden colour while my new mother blabbered something, which I honestly had no idea about.

Then I heard a damn loud roar that almost made me go deaf.

"ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR," it roared, as I heard some loud noise from that.

It roared for quite a few more seconds before the roaring disappeared as well as I stopped flying, going down at the speed of light, but I was caught by the woman who first held me and then gave me to my mother.

"#@#$$$######" she said something, which I didn't get at all.

'Hey system, can't you turn on some translator or something? I can't even get what they're saying.'

And then my new mother embraced me, letting me feel her huge melons as I got in between them.

It was fine for some time, but I started to have a hard time breathing, and then I moved my hand a bit, and my new mother seemed to understand that I was having a hard time breathing and let me be free from the two huge melons.

And then two middle-aged men walked inside and then walked toward me as my mother handed me to him.

'Is he my new father?' I thought, even though my eyes were open right now, but because of my fatty cheeks, it looked like they were closed.

Then he got into a thinking position for a few seconds before he looked at me with a joyful smile and said,

"##$@$@%$ Yan Shung #$$$###," he said something, but I could only understand the part where he uttered a name, which seems to be my new name.

'Yan Shung, huh? That's not a bad name... I guess I'll go along with that from now on,' I thought, then the other middle-aged man said something, and right after he said that, I felt cold, really cold.

But it only lasted a few minutes before everything returned to normal.

'I heard that people from such strong families only favour the talented... so maybe I should do some tricks then maybe they'll believe that I'm some kinda talented kid, haha.' With that thought, I looked at the chandelier hanging on the ceiling as I focused my energy on it, which I don't know what it's called.

And then suddenly, I felt my connection with my energy being cut off as my energy went wild, making everything fly and collide as it destroyed itself after colliding.

Seeing it, my father's eyes widened as an old man with a long beard appeared out of thin air, and he snapped his fingers, and everything that had been happening stopped, and my energy returned to normal.

'Is he like some ancestor?' I thought as he walked toward me and my father handed me to him before he put a finger on my abdomen.

'Hey hey hey, that's kinda rude,' I thought, seeing it, but then he started to he laugh out loud and then said something which made my father laugh as well before they all gaze at me.

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A/N: Throw in your gifts and stones...