EMILY'S STANDPOINT
Some days I try to think about something that is quite likeable about Alexander but each time I try I'm reminded of why I dislike him in the first place.
He is an asshole!
He should be given a Grammy award for being a natural asshole without trying so hard because how the hell can someone be so infuriating without even trying?
Ok, let's dial back a little bit.....
After the frightening phone call with his father, his mood became sour and I was at the receiving end. I had to do stupid things because my boss said I should do them.
First of all he instructed me to think of things to give a lady to calm her down which was one heck of a difficult task.
As much as I could remember, ladies are insufferable beings and trying to appease them after offending them is not as easy as those dumb movies make it seem.
Your gift is the motivation for my creation. Give me more motivation!