Capítulo 109: Tea Party

I've said it before, but I'll say it again anyway: I love me.

I love what I've become. A beautiful, self confident, evil princess who gets whatever she wants. It's only been a few short months since I was Eric the Loser Boy - 13, nerdy, bullied, loads of self esteem issues, no girlfriend, asshole father, no hope for the future. Nothing ever went Eric's way.

Then, amazingly, I was transformed into Donna's daughter. As beautiful, 14 year old sexy Princess Erica, things turned around for me completely. It seems like just being confident that things will go my way somehow magically makes things go my way. The power of positive thinking? Who knows. Who cares, as long as it keeps going my way.

Take the next door neighbors, the Heaths. He's a minister (Lutheran I think) with a wife who could have been a Scandinavian knockout, but she chose to have babies and let herself get too fat for men to desire.

Note to self: Don't get fat. LOL.