Capítulo 2: Come to Daddy, Chupapi!

Holed up in his single apartment that also symbolized his unchanging marital status, Ryder was an avid reader of mangas, manhwas, manhuas, and webnovels to the point that if not for the expensive cost of living, causing him to stretch his bones 8 hours a day, he would rather just sleep, read, eat and repeat.

In other words, after being engrossed with these stories even before the release of the Cosmic Nomencletures, Ryder was already familiar with Transmigration, Reincarnation, Returner, VRMMORPG that turns to reality, and any other genres that could even ruin one's entire life like the legendary code masterpiece "177013."

Without using the game capsule, and knowing full well where he was just a moment ago, Ryder almost instantly grasped that he had transmigrated to another world—it was either that or he had become totally crazy from the lack of food, causing him to chronically hallucinate.

Ding!

However, with the fleeting prominent sound that most fantasy readers helped guess that this book would have a floating holographic screen called System, Ryder was welcomed to the new yet familiar world.

[Cosmic Nomenclatures V.2, Final Version has been fully released.]

[Welcome to the World of Chuuni, Virgin Ryder!]

"..."

In a lively plaza of the Town of Beginnings bustling with people belonging to different races that spelled true seductiveness, where a neat fountain was serenely ejecting its waters of parade amidst the afternoon glow and howling cold winds, Ryder found a nearby wooden bench to sit on before continuing to browse the seemingly endless system messages.

[Congratulations, Virgin Ryder! You have become an Awakened!]

[A suitable (Title) will be given! Please wait...]

[The Chuuni System will be integrated into your soul!]

[The Status Window has been generated!]

[The Chuuni Missions have been created!]

[Cosmic Nomenclatures' Main Storyline Missions have been created!]

[Side–Shag–Quests have been created!]

The prompts from the Chuuni System did not end there...

[You have acquired the Beginner's Package!]

[By becoming an Awakened, you have acquired the Affair's Space!]

[By being the chosen user, the promised rewards will be directly delivered to the Affair's Space!]

[You have been blessed with sixty-nine (69) Lust Gacha Boxes!]

"S–sixty-nine?! Even the game's anniversary coupons only give two with each use! But..." Ryder's happiness was short-lived, remembering his cursed luck. "Fuck..."

Ding!

A separate notice from the Chuuni System prompted his focus to momentarily forget his miserable state of being abandoned by Lady Luck.

[Awakener! Under the blessings of the Goddess of Identity's divine will, a (Title) according to your past will be granted!]

[You have acquired the Title...]

"Excuse me?"

At that moment, a woman's serene voice in her early thirties, with bob-cut brown hair and lustrous brown eyes, donning a fitted brown shirt and shorts with the same hue, accentuating her lithe body and pale legs respectively, cut off Ryder's attention.

[You have acquired the Title: "Come to Daddy, Chupapi!"]

"U–uh?" Looking at the standing woman in question, who was slightly leaning her body towards him, causing their faces to get closer, while both the woman's hands locked on her waists, Ryder was at a loss for words.

He was suddenly reminded that in the game of Cosmic Nomenclatures, there was no such thing as an ugly person or non-player character (NPCs) no matter what species they belonged to!

Everyone was an absolute beauty worth to be ethereally painted and engraved in one's lustful eyes.

In fact, in the official community of the game, a certain saying was on par with the Yandere Corporation's motto itself...

"If you see an ugly avatar, it's probably a user!"

"H–how can I help you?" Ryder eventually mustered up the courage to form a coherent sentence, causing his mind to be struck with another realization.

'What...? Why am I not running? Perhaps... Perhaps this is my transmigrator's true privilege!'

Being socially dead for long nine (9) years because of his severe psychological condition, Ryder was pleasantly surprised to the point that he seemed to forget that he was just talking to the woman just now.

"Sir, I am the watchwoman of the great fountain!

"Blindness and ignorance are two different things!

"The former will be forgiven, but the latter will be punishable by drowning!"

The woman spoke confidently before pointing fingers nearby, where a wooden block of signboard with a written specific rule was posted through a metallic pole just a few inches away from the plaza's fountain.

Hearing this, Ryder was snapped back from his little reverie. Eventually following the woman's gaze and index finger pointing somewhere, Ryder's distracted eyes caught the sight of something familiar.

[To have one's ass seating in this ancient wood shall be paid.]

—One Kum Coin per minute—

'F–fuck, money problems everywhere!' Before the woman could say a word or two, Ryder opened the Beginner's Package through a mental command.

'Open the Beginner's Package!'

Ding!

[You have opened the Beginner's Package!]

[You have acquired a (Title Kit).]

[You have acquired a random twelve–piece (Title Puzzles).]

[You have acquired 10,000 Kum Coins!]

[You have acquired...]

[Every item will be directly delivered to the Affair's Space!]

It was only that time that Ryder observed his own attire; a plain white shirt and ordinary black shorts—items meant for beginners.

Just as Ryder was about to pay, something clicked in his mind... Trouble!

'Wait, if I pull up some Kum Coins here from my Affair's Space, this woman will know that I'm an Awakened! Damn it! If it's still in the game, then there's no issue, but now that this becomes my reality... Argh!'

Ryder was in turmoil, his mind was in dilemma if he should reveal this early that he was an Awakened. After all, there's this certainty that his identity would be questioned, and having no proof of identity, at least not yet, would only lead to one thing—unnecessary trouble.

"Should I declare you as the fountain tarnisher...?"

One more thing, in the universal rules of the Cosmic Nomencletures, every Awakened, especially for the NPCs, had the habit of speaking in a chuunibyo way.

It was the NPCs' damned settings!

However, it was not for naught since this acting or true habit was a part of one's cultivation.

'No... I'm not ready yet! This is my new reality, and speaking that way... Damn it!'

"Ma'am, where's the sign you're looking at? I–I can't see it!" It was what Ryder came up with upon hearing the irritating voice of the watchwoman.

At that moment, the watchwoman looked away for a second...

"A–ah, haha! I see it now. I must have missed it because of the afternoon glow."

This split moment allowed Ryder to use the Affair's Space, similar to Spatial Storage to retrieve some Kum Coins.

"Sorry for the inconvenience, and I'll stay for at least thirty minutes." Ryder handed over 30 Kum Coins; a coin engraved with a splashing symbol, that's what it means.

"U–uh, yes! Next time, ignorance will not be allowed!

"As my role as this place's watchwoman, I shall be your guide to real comfort!

"Come to my abode if you want some tavern recommendations to stay the night!

'Huh? Why did this woman suddenly look flustered?' Ryder wondered, seeing the woman suddenly grab the Kum Coins before turning around in a hurry.

Without him seeing, the woman grinned, her thoughts only known to herself.

After the woman's figure receded from his sight, Ryder finally checked the (Title) he had acquired...

"Wh–what the fuck is this...?!"

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[Come to Daddy, Chupapi!]

Description: [You have been isolated from society throughout your teenage years where the carnal life must be explored! Because of this, the Goddess of Identity bestowed you the power to truly become the man you are supposed to be!]

Title Rank: [Divine]

Title's Main Effect: [Randomly attracts WOMEN at a certain age range!]

In that spur of a moment, Ryder sensed as though the watchwoman from earlier was discreetly watching him from afar.