Yu-Gi-Oh!...Wait What?

Name: Kirihara Asuto
Gender: Male
Marriage status: Bachelor for life
Occupation: Your everyday corporate slave
Hobbies: Your typical Nerd and what more
Favourite actor/actresses: Samuel L Jackson Angelina Jolie
SOULS? PRAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

So, here I am, nursing the headache of the century, feeling like my body is jelly and making sure to pay my utmost absolute respect to the ultimate gigachad in the entire souls franchise Solaire of Astora every morning, why? because i can, now, pretty sure that i wasn´t this tall, nor handsome, nor for some reason I have a really neat and awesome red crimson scarf riding on a nonexistent wind, in an apartment in which I am sure is even smaller than my one on the states, I tend to consider myself a relatively mature and calm inidividual but...

Why is a giant as fuck Kaiba Corp logo just across from my street?!
Why is Maximillian Pegasus anouncing the prelude to the arc of the Duelist Kingdom arc?!
And why, Oh God why?! My hair looks like a rip-off from Yugi Muto hair style?!
You know, i was supposed to go and get smashed with the boys after a long day of work, hit the nearest club, get lucky if a could, and then go on my well deserved vacation after nursing the hangover of the decade, not get isekaid into Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monster!