Getting the next day off was an amazing deal for Kir. He got restful sleep, even though he still woke up early.
And he got to lay in bed, contemplating what he would do with his extra time. The day off would give him a chance to actually test Programmable Magic, chill with Kordia and Stella, and...
Wait.
The moment Kir remembered Stella, he got up, put on some pants and his glamour, and walked downstairs. Not seeing her there, he left the house and went around back to the cellar entrance, rather than use the ladder.
Since the last time he came down here to help clean, Stella had put up a sign for "Heavenly Massages, 1 Large Silver for a Massage. 1 Large Gold for a Taste of Heaven. No refunds."
It didn't take a rocket scientist to tell what Stella meant by "heaven."
So much for "just a massage parlor."