Capítulo 85: Cat Fight Club Pt. 1
"RRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Where is it?! Where the fuck is it huh?!" Stocking said as she began to frantically search the entire place for something as she checked every cupboard and drawer looking for something she couldn't find.
"No! No! NO! UGH PANTY!!!" Stocking screamed out before dashing downstairs to the living room to confront Panty.
"What? Can't you see I'm watching my shows?" She said as she was wrapped up in a blanket as she moved her head to keep watching TV
Summing up what happened after the scandal, they were able to get all the remaining sex tapes and Panty was back to stardom once more after it cleared up only for said sex tape to be leaked online and basically completely ruin her entirely where they had to pay off a lot of different big shots to not bother them anymore and make themselves seemlessly disappear from the showbiz scene for good resulting in them basically going back to square one with barely any cash to their names.
Basically they got what they deserved which both and me got a laugh out of when they stopped doing what they did so they can get back to their real jobs that they are here for.
"Did you eat it?! Did you eat that Pudding that Jacket bought for me?!"
"Pudding? What are you even talking about? I didn't eat your pudding."
"Oh really? Then why the hell is their pudding on your cheek?!" She said grabbing Panty's face as she turned her head to the side to get a much better look at the pudding on her face.
Though Panty just slapped her hand away before slumping over as she was tired from all the fun she had last night, "Oh?…. Yeah I guess I did eat that while I was half awake, tasted like shit, I don't know how you could eat such sweet stuff all the time." She says while picking at her ear with her pinky.
"What the Fuck Panty?! I know you don't like sweets so why the Fuck would you go and eat my stuff! Especially something that's a gift from Jacket and extremely hard to get as well!!!" She screamed out before she went and kicked Chuck who went bouncing all around the room like a ball before smashing into and breaking the TV in the process.
"Ahh my TV! So that's how it's gonna be huh?!" Panty shouted out as she stood up before both she and Stocking were pushing their heads against each other as they grit their teeth as flames came out of their eyes.
"Man what the hell are you two fighting about now?" I say as I come out of the shower I just took with me only wearing a pair of sweatpants with a towel over my shoulders.
They stopped looking at eachother to complain about eachother to me, but when they saw me topless I could hear them both audibly gulp before wiping the drool that was coming off their lips, though Stocking got her shit together first.
"Oh Jacket you got to put some sense into this dumbass of a sister of mine! She went and ate that pudding you bought for me as a gift even though she doesn't like sweets at all." She said as she came over and hugged me while rubbing her face against my abs as she had a pervy look come on her face.
)X( I ground my teeth a bit before I pulled her off and began to stretch out her cheeks for trying to get away with it while I look over at Panty, "Panty you hate sweets, why would you even eat that as that shit is not only expensive but it has a long waiting list, luckily I have a guy who works in that company so I can skip the wait list but still that's like 200 heaven coins to just buy one you know?"
"2-200?! Why the hell is it that expensive?!"
"It's the premium shit that's why, so why'd you do it? Just to piss her off or something?"
"No, I woke up and wasn't fully awake and just grabbed the first thing in the fridge and ate it, why she didn't hide it behind a bunch of stuff I have no clue."
"Stocking, don't you have your own mini fridge in your room?"
"Yesh butsh itsh full oft ofter swheets thersh no room, now letsh me go!" She said all slurred like before breaking away from me pulling her cheeks before rubbing them.
"But this isn't the first time you've ruined my stuff! Anytime I get anything good you always end up wrecking it! You just saying sorry isn't going to fix this if you don't change at all! So you know what fuck you! I'll go hunt down ghosts without you from now on!"
"Pft, fine by me! I don't need your help to take down ghosts at all either!"
*Ding* soon the elevator doors to the living room opened before Garterbelt and Brief came in to see the cate fight going on as I was pulling on my t-shirt.
"The hell they fighting about now?" (Garter)
"Panty at Stocking's Jean-Claude Heaven Pudding that I bought her as a gift and now they are at eachothers throats." (Jacket)
"B-but shouldn't we stop them? Sisters shouldn't fight like this right?!" (Brief)
"…. Brief are you an only child?" (Jacket)
"Uhh, yeah why you ask?" (Brief)
"Then a word of wise to you then, Siblings, they don't always look the same, they don't always act the same, and they certainly don't always have the same taste in the opposite sex…. Or the same sex depending. Friends are the family you choose, siblings are the strangers with whom you live with. Understandably they tend to argue over insignificantcy's, the more closer they get the more they clash with one another as it is just the way of things, well at least until they grow up that is." (Garter)
"Put it simply, it's in the nature of siblings to fight one another over anything and everything they got against one another, it's a fact of life, if siblings never fight then there is something very very wrong with the place they live in or the way their parents are treating them." I sum it up as the fight dies down as they break apart.
"I don't need to work with you to get the job done! I can do it just fine by myself!" (x2)
"Hey! Quit copying me!" (x2)
"Me? Copying you? No I'm not!" (x2)
"You are!" (x2)
"Stop it already you bitch!" (x2)
"Garter, just give me the location of it, I'll bring Stocking along so they can cook off." I say before I pull on my jacket before getting my hat on properly before I just go and lift up Stocking over my shoulder.
"Come on, we got ghosts to kill." I said lugging her to the elevator.
"Yeah we can do this all without you Whore so go choke on a dick and die!" She shouted out before the elevator doors closed before we went down to the basement to start our ghost hunt with just me and Stocking.
'Well these two will make up sooner or later so let's just play along for now.'
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Note I'm not going to do a chapter on the episodes 'Pulp Addiction' 'Raiders of Nasal Dark' 'Vomiting Point' 'Ghost of Phantom Daten City' 'Inner Brief' 'Chuck to the Future' 'Help! We are Angels' 'Once upon a Time: Garterbelt' & 'Nothing Room' as those ones are too stupid, gross or short to be made into actual chapters but there will be instead chapters revolving around things Jacket/Suit are doing during all that like during Sex and the Daten City for an example.
But just letting you guys know is all.
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