Capítulo 148: Chapter 147: what happened
"Oh, Saitama guy came out... so fast... to catch the supermarket sale?"
King left the cafe and reset the radar map of his mind to Saitama. He unexpectedly discovered that Saitama, who had not moved before, had left the no-man's land and entered the streets of downtown Z.
It only took a few minutes for him to check the position of Jenos to switch back. Saitama's position has changed like Qiankun's big shift. It is conceivable how fast Saitama is.
He naturally changed direction and followed Saitama away.
However, he just walked halfway...
"Ah! My face..."
"Ah, ah, I'm ugly..."
A few screams made King stunned. He looked at the old grandpas and grandmothers who fell to the ground in surprise, and the few people nearby were anxiously calling the emergency call.
"Hey, what happened to the elderly? Is it a disease attack?"
King stepped forward and asked with concern. He thought to himself that it was a collective heart attack. What a coincidence!
A young man shook his head with lingering fears, "No, they are not old people, they are young people about my size. It is only because of the attack of a weird person on the face that the face becomes old."
"wack?"
King's heart jumped. The weird siren just now seemed to say that weird people appeared in the center street!
The young man was so kind: "Don't worry, the weirdo no longer knows who was wiped out. The corpse is in front, waiting for the staff of the Heroes Association to come and collect the corpse for disposal."
"Weird corpse!?"
King's eyes lit up, skipping the hapless "old men", and quickly went to find the wreckage of the weirdo. After entering a certain range, the system prompts that there is a weird card that can be changed.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a two-star weird card·male beauty."
Start with another weirdo card.
He habitually checked the attribute skills of the new card. After the monster card was opened, he looked at the content on the card introduction, and his face instantly became weird.
Men's beauticians have two special skills, each of which can emit a chemical solution. The first skill is called Barbara. Make me ugly juice. As long as it is sprayed on a person's face, the face will be corroded and become old and ugly. ; The second skill is Barbara Gives Me Beauty Liquid, which can restore the disfigured human face. It is the antidote for Barbara to turn me into ugly juice.
This skill name... is full of innocence!
King was unable to complain, put his weird expression away, and prepared to treat the victim.
Jingle Bell!
At this time, his cell phone ringing suddenly rang, and when he opened it, the caller ID was shown as Tong Di.
"Hey, is it Uncle King? There was an emergency in the hospital. Miss Yali went missing again. Only a bouquet of roses and wedding rings were left on the bed. I suspect that this time I am afraid it is really the work of a romantic killer."
Tongdi's solemn voice came from the phone.
King said calmly: "Oh, I see."
"Uncle King, are you just visiting the hospital?"
He thought for a while and shook his head: "I won't go to the hospital for now."
Soon, he hung up Tong Di's phone, returned to the "old people" who were waiting for treatment, and informed them: "Don't be afraid, I can restore everyone's previous appearance."
Everyone was stunned, where did the second B come from?
"System, I want to use the Two-Star Weird Card·Men's Beauty."
A hero by luck is also a hero! It is also great to be able to do things within our power for the people.
"The card character is successfully possessed!"
"Ding, consume a two-star card and gain 1107 experience points."
"Ding, the host has failed to comprehend the card character skills."
Under the dumbfounded gaze of the "old people", he spit on both hands and rubbed his hands angrily, and then smeared on the frightened face of one of the "old people".
"Wow~ I was disfigured first, then insulted, I might as well die."
The first "old man" to be touched by the king's caress (river crab) cried out like a child of more than two hundred catties.
The "elders" next to them also have ties to each other. It's okay for the weird to bully us, and even our own people bully us, so the world still makes people live?
"What are you guys doing?"
"You bastard, I will kill you!"
A few well-meaning people nearby looked at King angrily, gritted their teeth one by one, wishing to pounce on the King to execute justice.
King looked innocent, "Hey, don't be sad, can you see if your face has changed for the better?"
"Eh?"
Those who condemned and accused King looked in surprise at the "old man" whose face quickly recovered after being smeared with King's saliva, "Okay, his face has changed back."
The "old man" was even more surprised, "My face, my face... Haha, I'm a handsome guy again."
cut!
Everyone glanced contemptuously at the guy with pitted faces. Shuai is a derogatory term for you.
"Come, come, come, line up."
King spit on his palm abruptly, beckoning the victims to come and drool.
"That... can you change the liquid?"
"Of course, my urine also has detoxification effects."
"Please smear your saliva on my face, don't pity me."
Snapped!
A slap slapped, well, faithfully implement your request, I will resolutely take no pity.
After a short while, King changed the "old people" back to their original appearances. After they recovered, they suddenly looked at King unkindly.
"Why can you solve the venom of the weirdo? What is your relationship with the weirdo?" They have the rhythm of calling the police or notifying the Heroes Association without a reasonable explanation.
King: "..." When I put on my pants, I turned my face and didn't recognize anyone.
"King, you killed the weirdo!?"
At this moment, an angry question suddenly sounded in the air, a green glow passed by, and the tornado steadily stopped in the air, his face vacillating, staring at King's arms that had become dirty from the coffee.
Others were stunned, what! ? The trembling tornado? King?
"It was he who killed the weird man with a headshot. There are still traces of killing the weird man on his fist. I...I lost again." Tornado was aggrieved, and she had worked very hard to find the weird man. Almost rummaged through the entire Z city, but... but still lost to the stinky king.
No, I can't admit defeat, I am the strongest human being!
She stared at King fiercely, gritted her teeth and said words floating from the sky:
"Damn king, this time you won by a fluke, but next time...Next time I must beat you, you will wait for me, our agreement is not over yet, sooner or later we have to compete with superpowers , I want to prove to everyone that I am the strongest human being."
The trembling tornado didn't wait for a second, and after a ruthless word with grief and anger, it quickly disappeared into the sky and turned into a twinkling little star.
King looked awkwardly at the hurriedly coming and hurried away, wind-like, enigmatic tornadoes.
"Eh, what happened? Who can tell me? I'm so confused..."
He thought about it for a long time, but he still didn't think of a reason. He could only attribute Tornado's overreaction to the arrival of his aunt. This could explain why Tornado, which had almost no holidays all year round, suddenly went off without warning. It turned out to be Stay with relatives at home! But seeing her alive and kicking, he was very puzzled, could it be that the aunt of a legal loli went faster than a normal woman?
He turned around and suddenly found a group of wolf-like eyes around him, well, pervert.
"Wow, it's Mr. King, I want to give birth to monkeys."
Hello, are you a man? Are you sure you can give birth to monkeys?
"It turns out that it was Mr. King who killed the weird man and healed our appearance. I can't pay off such a great kindness in my life. I have decided. I will repay your kindness with the promise of my body."
Auntie, how are you repaying gratitude, it is clearly revenge!
"Mr. King, let's take a couple photo together."
Hmm, don't rush over, otherwise, don't blame me for being polite and turning the photos you took into your last photos.
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