Capítulo 21: CH 21: Douluo Palace
"Huff... Who's... Huff... Idea... Huff... Was this shit... Huff... So many... Huff... Damn... Huff... Stairs..." Ah Li panted, climbing up the numerous stairs of the Douluo Palace with the unbothered Qian Renxue :"Oh my god... Huff...
So many stairs... Huff... I want to find... Huff... Whoever invented these stairs... Huff... And push him down... Huff.. these stairs... Huff... Just to show him... Huff... How stupid these stairs are..."
Seeing how annoyed and tired he was, Qian Renxue rolled her eyes as she stopped and looked at him with an unimpressed look :"Come on, you're just exaggerating it now."
"Huff... Screw... Huff... You!" He panted, taking advantage of the short break to catch his breath :"Why did you... Huff... Even bring me here?! Oh my God... Huff... We're not even close to... Huff... Being at the top yet... Huff... Damn it... Huff... Why are there so many stairs?!"
"My grandpa wanted to meet you. I told him how amazing your talent is and he wanted to meet you in person." She shrugged, and he rolled his eyes in annoyance :"Huff... If he wants to see me so bad... Huff... He should've come to me! Not the other way around!"
"That's not how it works. You need to learn about respect for elders. Specifically respect for people who are on top of the world." She scolded, and he just waved her off :"Screw that. I don't care. Huff... Damn... Huff... I'm tired."
"Sigh, you're hopeless." The blonde shook her head, a little amusement evident in her voice before she easily picked him up :"Fine, I'll carry you for the rest of the way."
"Huff... Couldn't you do this... Huff... From the get go?" He panted, looking at her with a dissatisfied look and causing her to roll her eyes :"You want me to put you down?"
"You want us to have a problem?" He looked at her with a blank expression, causing her to playfully roll her eyes before continuing to climb up.
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"Seriously, who the hell's idea was this?" He complained once they were finally near the top. Qian Renxue shrugged nonchalantly :"Maybe so it will be known that it's the most important place in Martial Soul Hall?"
"Hmm... I guess it makes sense." He shrugged, but still annoyed at the number of the damn stairs :"But wouldn't people already know how important a place where super douluos of level 95 and higher gather is?"
"I get your point. But the looks still matter I guess." The voluptuous blonde shrugged :"Like... It's so important and badass that it looks over the entire city. Random people won't be able to mess around it either."
"Eh, fair point." He gave a tilted nod, just choosing to lean against her for the rest of the way and enjoy her huge tits some more. Just enjoying the amazing sensation.
"Okay, listen. When we're there, don't do anything bad and be calm, alright?" She looked at him seriously :"Just follow me inside. Once inside, I have to go somewhere alone by myself to get my grandpa. You'll just stay where I'll leave you, alright?"
"Alright, alright." He held his hands up in surrender :"Fine. Just give me a place to sit and you'll find me right there. I won't be bothering to go anywhere anyway." <Press X to doubt>
"Good. Now let's go." Once they finally got to the top, all the guards present stood straight as they slammed the bottom of their spears onto the ground before bowing :"Your highness!" They shouted in unison with respect and politeness.
"Raise your heads." Qian Renxue waved her hand dismissively as she put Ah Li down :"I'm here to meet my grandpa. He had told me to bring Ah Li here, my mother's new disciple, to him so he could meet him. Can we go in?"
"Of course, your highness!" They shouted again as they rose to their feet and the guards in front of the giant door cleared a path for them :"Please go inside." They opened the fancy and huge double door for the duo.
'Well damn... This is cool as hell...' Ah Li nodded slowly in awe, feeling impressed and just liking how cool they were. Unlike the soldiers of other places, where the soldiers could be low level soul masters or even normal humans, all the guards here were high leveled soul masters!
Obviously, he couldn't sense what level they were because of being too weak. But he could feel that the weakest here was at least comparable to Qian Renxue! That meant that even the weakest guard was at least a level 59 soul king! Qian Renxue, because of being a super genius with the Seraphim as her martial soul, could obviously skip ranks easily.
Walking in the giant palace, it was actually pretty empty. Only a few guards were around, just guarding the place. Which were actually pretty useless since this place was filled with super douluos!
Well, filled would be too much. There were 7 super douluos in Douluo Palace. Martial Soul Hall is divided into three forces, Douluo Palace, Supreme Pontiff Palace, and Martial Soul Temple. Not divided, but something like departments and such.
In total, there are 30 titled douluos in Martial Soul Hall.
7 super douluos of level 95 and above in Douluo Palace.
1 super douluo of level 99, Bibi Dong, in the Supreme Pontiff Palace.
22 titled douluos of level 91 to 95 in Martial Soul Temple. Yue Guan and Gui Mei are part of this department.
But even so, do you think anybody could fool around and try to enter a single palace with 7 super douluos? That would be the highest point of stupidity.
Even though the place was pretty empty, besides some maids and guards just doing their jobs, the place was actually pretty clean and beautiful. There were vases, flowers, paintings and other decorations to make the place nice to the eyes. The walls were beautiful and clean. The floor had a red, pretty carpet on it like those placed for celebrities in celebrations. It was pretty nice and cozy.
'I guess it makes sense. This IS a place for a bunch of senior people over 100 years old after all. They had to make it cozy for them.' Ah Li wandered as he looked around.
"Okay, now just sit here and wait while I go and get my grandpa, alright?" Qian Renxue said seriously as she sat him on a comfortable chair before looking at him with warning eyes :"And remember, stay here. Don't. Go. Anywhere. Understood?"
"Mhm, understood." He nodded with a nod before she nodded back and walked away. He just sat there, playing with his fingers while looking around. It was pretty interesting at first, but it got boring pretty fast :'... I'm bored...'
Not having anything better to do, he just decided to amuse himself with his dumbass thoughts :'... What would be the archaic version of "you're fucked"...? Thou are fucked...? No... Is it... Thou art... Intercoursed?'
The moment the thought passed through his head, a snort left him unconsciously as he tried to silence his laughter :'Just imagine the trash talking of those ages! Begone, Jack! Or I shall intercourse thee up! Bwahahahaha!! That shit would've been wild! Yond is not what thy mother hath said at which hour I wast in h'r tight pussy! (That is not what your mom said when I was in her tight pussy!) Hahahaha!!!'
Even with his hand covering his mouth, it was still a bit hard to not laugh a little. The few guards around glanced at him in confusion, but they just ignored him and stayed silent.
Sighing after the little laughter, he leaned back against the wall before he saw a figure in the distance. He was a man, looking to be only either 30 or 40. A burley figure, armor, brown hair pushed back, and a beard. Nothing exaggerated though. Just a simple, humble beard. Not one for stroking.
The guards politely bowed to the man, but didn't do anything exaggerated like the guards outside. Just a simple nod as he walked past them. 'Oh? A big shot? Hmm... Hehehe, am bored, so might as well have fun.'
He smirked. He would've thought that the man was Qian Daoliu. But there was no Qian Renxue with him, so he figured that it was someone else. With a smirk, he put his hand beside his mouth to make his voice louder as he shouted at the man :"Hey! What's your name?!"
"..." Silence became heavy as the guards and maids sweated nervously. The old man turned to look, but his eyebrows in confusion and curiosity when he saw that it was just a kid. Feeling bored, he decided to amuse the child :"What?!" He shouted back.
Ah Li :"What is your name!?!"
Old man :"Jinzi Eyu! (Golden Crocodile) <Yeah, he's Golden Crocodile douluo. He didn't have a name, so it was up to me and my bad naming sense>
Ah Li, smirking :"Fuck you, Eyu!"
Jinzi Eyu :"..."
Guards, sweating nervously :"..."
Maids, sweating nervously :"..."
Jinzi Eyu, amused but acting annoyed :"What's your name?!"
Ah Li :"Ah Li!"
Jinzi Eyu :"Fuck you, Ah Li!"
Ah Li :"Fuck you!"
Jinzi Eyu :"Fuck YOU!"
Ah Li :"Hey you know what I did last night?!"
Jinzi Eyu :"YOU BETTER NOT BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!"
Ah Li :"You know what I did?!"
Jinzi Eyu :"YOU BETTER NOT!!!"
Ah Li, pointing at a lamp :"I built that fire over there."
Jinzi Eyu :"Oh..."
Ah Li, smirking in victory :"THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER NEXT TO IT!"
Jinzi Eyu :"FUCK YOU, AH LI!"
Ah Li :"FUCK YOU!"
Jinzi Eyu :"FUCK YOU!!!"
<And so a beautiful bromance was born>
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In another place of the Douluo Palace, a man was idly in a dimly lit room. Although it wasn't bright, the room was absolutely huge! There was even an enormous statue of a woman in the room.
Just like Jinzi Eyu the Golden Crocodile douluo, he looked to be about 30 or 40 years old with blonde hair and yellow eyes, and a small, faint smile on his handsome face. And weirdly enough, he was also wearing some light armor. But even with the armor, there was a calm and comforting feeling around him that would calm the people around him. He was also pretty tall, but not sturdy like Jinzi Eyu though.
And just like Jinzi Eyu, you wouldn't actually think from first glance that this handsome and young looking man was actually over a century and a half years old! Bet women would kill to have this ability.
While he was just standing there, doing nothing but enjoying the silence, the door to the empty room opened and someone walked in :"Grandpa, I'm here!" Looking at the guest, the old man smiled gently before chuckling when the person rushed towards him and hugged him :"Hahaha, Xiao Xue, good morning."
Yes, the person who entered the room was Qian Renxue, and the old man was Qian Daoliu! One of the three limit douluos in the world and the supreme elder of the Martial Soul Hall! The man known as the Invincible of the Sky! And Qian Renxue's grandfather.
"Good morning, Grandpa. I missed you." The blonde smiled up at him, causing him to chuckle fondly as he stroked her head gently :"Silly girl, you talk as if we haven't seen each other for ages. You saw me just yesterday."
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