Within Abaddon's wing of the castle, a large black portal appeared in the middle of their living room.
After his earlier flirtation with Sif, Abaddon wasn't thinking about anything that had to do with the meeting they'd just come from.
Evidence of this came from the fact that he was holding two wives under each arm, one with his tail and holding another across his back.
As soon as he appeared in his home, he was already walking straight towards the bedroom.
And he would have reached it in record time, too… If it weren't for his damned meddling kid.
…And sister.
"Oop, dad's horny. I guess we'll have to do this another day."
"Hold on there mister." Malenia caught her nephew by the ear just as he started to turn around and run away.
For the second time in less than ten minutes, Abaddon's growing erection was killed.
De-spawned.
Assassinated.
it’s great having friends with different interests until you’ve been in an argument with them for three days straight because they said COD is better than Elden Ring