Capítulo 308: 16
For a long time after Tian Zhen was banished to the Wilderness, Tian Hua sat on the pillar in silence.
Even Gou Liang could not bear to play with him, let alone the scheming Black Tortoise who liked to step on his face. He let the old dragon lick his wounds in peace.
The System was tired of seeing its master's IQ drop, so it planned to stay in the Wilderness and dig up the sad history of every unlucky person. Occasionally, it would come back to share gossip with Gou Liang.
However, none of this affected Gou Liang's good mood.
At this time, he was holding the hand of his beloved Divine Lord and skipping through the bustling market.
Yes, they were now in the mortal world.
For some reason, his husband was worried that he was suffering from depression, so he took the initiative to bring him to the mortal world.
Today was the fifteenth day of the Lantern Festival, so the market at night was very lively.
Along the way, people were squeezing. Unmarried men and women were wearing masks. It was said that if they took off each other's masks, they could become each other's trial partners.
Yes, trial partners.
There was no need to explain why the people were so tough!
The silver mask covered the Divine Lord's handsome face. He held the hand of his son with one hand and walked leisurely with the other hand behind his back. His aura always attracted the attention of young women in the crowd.
When they saw that he was holding a stick of half-eaten candied hawthorns behind his back, they would laugh kindly.
What an elder brother who pampered his child.
Everyone thought so at the same time.
Endless shouting could be heard. Every few steps, they would see a lantern riddles stall. There were also lion dances and fire-breathing acrobatics. Gou Liang was dizzy.
"Little Langjun, have a piece of candied cake. Everyone who has eaten my candied cake said it was good."
"Little Langjun, do you want to draw a candied man?"
"Little Langjun …"
Gou Liang did not reject anyone. He lingered in front of each stall. The Divine Lord did not stop him and willingly followed behind him to pay.
Perhaps it was because he had found the thrill of being a domineering CEO, but in the end, he would even take the initiative to ask Gou Liang if he wanted this or that, and give him money without hesitation.
"Clang, clang, clang!"
The sound of gongs and drums could be heard, and the flow of people suddenly moved in one direction.
Gou Liang naturally wouldn't miss such a commotion. He pulled the Divine Lord and urged him, "Li Qing, hurry up."
Seeing that he was almost hit by someone, the Divine Lord hurriedly carried him up.
"Li Qing, what do you think they're doing?"
All of them were as excited as if they had taken drugs, regardless of their gender.
The Divine Monarch did not know much about these things. He thought for a while and said, "Since it's the Lantern Festival, it should be the lantern riddles."
Someone nearby overheard them and said with a smile, "You two Langjuns aren't locals, right? In front of them was the Mandarin Duck House. Every year at this time, they would set up an arena and invite young men and women to compete to determine the top scholar and the top female scholar. That way, I can have a drink with the two stars of the Mandarin Duck House this year. If I'm lucky, I can even spend a good night with them. "
Listening to this little girl's relish in talking, tsk tsk, this is really a happy dynasty.
The young lady continued, "Judging from your noble temperament, you must be very knowledgeable. Why don't you go and try your luck?"
Gou Liang immediately hugged the Divine Lord's neck and said pitifully, "Father, do you want to go?"
The Divine Lord was speechless.
He patted the little brat's butt lightly, indicating that he should not be too mischievous.
The young lady was shocked. Although her expression could not be seen clearly under the mask, her eyes were full of condemnation.
Not only did he bring his child out to visit a brothel, he even wore a mask and pretended to be unmarried. Wasn't this cheating the young lady's feelings?!
After the young lady left, Gou Liang snorted. The streets were full of women who wanted to have sex with her husband. She could not stand it.
On the stage, people had already begun to recite poems and guess riddles. Gou Liang withdrew his gaze uninterestedly and pulled the Divine Lord to another place to walk around. A deserted stall attracted his attention.
"Daoist priest, what are you selling here?"
There was nothing on the stall except for a wooden sign that was upside down.
The Daoist priest was very young and looked very shy. He said, "This is a Love Seeking Array that I made myself. You can casually flip a piece and enter the array with your loved one. If you can find each other among the three thousand great Daos, you can break the array. However, it is not suitable for you to play with. "
Gou Liang blinked. "It sounds very interesting. Why doesn't anyone patronize your business?"
The Daoist priest's face turned red and he explained his array in detail.
After a couple entered the array, the person who flipped the cards would experience many temptations. If that person's will was strong enough to get rid of the various temptations given by the array and find their other half within a set time, they could break the array.
This array was born from everyone's heart and was what they desired the most.
The Daoist priest said honestly, "Last year, thirty couples entered the array, but none of them could break it. On the second day, when they were released, two couples actually broke up on the spot … "
One of the couples who flipped the cards was lost in the array. After they were released, they were still looking around for the person they were fantasizing about, angering their partner.
The Daoist priest also blamed himself for ruining people's marriage. He immediately said, "However, I have already made some improvements to the array this year. If the person who enters the array wants to come out, they can activate the token to leave after two hours. However, everyone still remembers what happened last year, so they don't dare to try. "
Gou Liang nodded in understanding and looked at the Divine Lord innocently. "Brother, I want this."
He smiled. The Divine Lord looked at the two sweet dimples in a daze for a second. He also said warmly, "Why not?"
"Daoist priest, how much do you want?"
He took down the pouch, just like every parent who doted on their child.
The Daoist priest looked left and right. He wanted to say that if there was no love between a man and a woman, they would be automatically sent out the moment they entered the array.
However, the Daoist priest looked at the embroidered pouch and knew that it was not someone who lacked money. He smiled and said, "This array is not suitable for the two of you. I'm afraid that you won't be able to enjoy it to your heart's content. However, I am embarrassed. If the two of you want to play, I will not refuse. It only costs one tael of silver. Please feel free to flip the cards. "
Gou Liang was eager to try. "Brother, you flip the cards."
The Divine Lord paid and held his hand again. He casually took out a token and the two of them disappeared on the spot.
The Daoist priest waited for a moment. He was still wondering if the two of them would be dissatisfied and ask for the money back when they came out. He did not expect that he would wait for another moment …
Eh?!
What happened to being brothers?
That little Langjun … is not even five years old.
Beast!
Just as the Daoist priest was about to explode, Gou Liang was also surprised by the changes in himself.
He had turned into a woman!!!
An adult woman with a big chest, a slender waist, and long legs.
Gou Liang looked down at his heavy chest and went berserk. What the hell was this? What kind of stupid array was this?!
He should have said earlier that he was not allowed to be gay!
Alright, he could not bear to look at himself in this state. He decided to squat in the same spot for two hours and then leave. He could not let his husband know about this dark history.
At this time, the Divine Lord was walking forward resolutely.
Along the way, there were puppies, big white wolves, and little cubs. There were even young men he had only met once who acted coquettishly and smiled at him, but he did not look at them.
Because these illusions that he had created were not even half as cute as Xiao Kener, he did not look back.
However, the path was unexpectedly long. He walked for a full forty-five minutes before he reached the end of the path.
There were countless people waiting for him there, but there was no familiar face.
However, the Divine Lord already knew the rules of this simple array. The person he was looking for was indeed among these people.
He clasped his hands behind his back and looked for a long time. His gaze locked onto a person, and suddenly his eyes widened slightly.
Gou Liang tried his best to pretend to be dead, but the Divine Lord was still standing in front of him.
"Xiao Kener … How did you become like this?"
His tone was a little indescribable.
Gou Liang understood what he meant and immediately jumped up in anger. "What nonsense are you thinking? How could I become like this? It's all the array's fault!"
Even if he had been a crossdresser for decades, he definitely did not have such a terrible fetish as changing sex!
With this jump, he felt something in his chest jump a few times.
Gou Liang: "…"
Let me calm down. Thank you.
The Divine Lord silently turned his head away, but he still could not help but laugh out loud.
"What are you laughing at? When I get out, I will definitely teach that stall owner how to be a proper person. Ah ah ah! "
He was like a puppy whose tail had been stepped on. He completely exploded.
The Divine Lord quickly held back his laughter and reached out to hold his hand. "Okay, let's go out."
The two of them returned to their original position. They were still the masked Divine Lord and the little boy.
Gou Liang snatched the wooden tablet that was still in the Divine Lord's hand and glanced at it. The aggressive Gou Liang suddenly forgot about finding trouble with the discriminating Taoist priest.
He quietly looked at the Divine Lord and raised the wooden tablet to face him.
"So that's what your dream lover looks like just now."
His tone was very calm.
His expression was very calm.
His eyes were like knives and swords!
The Divine Lord saw that he was so angry that he was about to bite, so he quickly explained, "This array should be the Two Extremes Array. Originally … when I came here, I saw the appearance of my dream lover, but you will become the most unsuitable appearance. Wait for me to find you."
As he spoke, he looked at the Taoist priest. "Taoist priest, is that so?"
The Taoist priest did not know what to say. His finger trembled as he pointed at the two of them. He was completely in disbelief.
"You, you actually broke the array?!"
Gou Liang did not have time to pay attention to him. He hugged the Divine Lord and asked, "Then who was the dream lover you saw just now?"
The Divine Lord hugged him and turned around. "I didn't see her."
"Oh, you saw her." Gou Liang saw through his lie.
The Divine Lord paused and said, "… Yes, there were many."
"What?!"
Gou Liang's expression changed. He asked him how many people he saw and who they were.
However, the Divine Lord only remained silent.
After the Human Light Festival, the Taoist priest returned to the Heavenly Court.
It turned out that he was a Junior Immortal of the Ninth Heaven's Elder Moon Hall. After he returned to the Heavenly Court, he was mercilessly mocked by his companions.
"Oh, you still didn't give out the red string this year? Junior Brother, if you continue like this, when will you be able to become an official? "
The Taoist priest silently clenched the red string in his hand.
Only by giving out the red string and bringing about a true destined love could he officially become a qualified Elder Moon Hall.
He originally had the chance to give out the red string this year, but he was too shocked at the time and could not give it out.
He thought that if he could become a true Elder Moon Hall in his lifetime, he would definitely check the mandarin duck chart to see if those two people were destined for each other or if it was just his imagination.
Until he accidentally met His Highness the Little Dog God that everyone in the Ninth Heaven talked about.
— — Hehe, it really was my imagination.
The Divine Lord and His Highness the Dog God? How was that possible.
As expected, the Junior Immortal's cultivation was low.
Just like that, the Little Taoist priest was relieved.
Thus, he happily set up a stall in the mortal world for thousands of years, never able to wait for the day he became an official.
In the end, Gou Liang did not ask about the appearance of the Divine Lord's dream lover. However, he did not dwell on it for long, because the Divine Lord's strength proved that there was absolutely no other little fairy in his heart, only his Little Cub.
After returning from the mortal world, the Divine Lord saw that the Little Cub was still unhappy. After thinking for a while, the Divine Lord generously gave his space ring to him, letting him play with it.
During this trip to the mortal world, he discovered that squandering for the Little Cub gave him a fascinating sense of accomplishment.
Gou Liang was overjoyed. He transformed into a human form and held the space ring in his mouth while howling.
Divine Lord Li Qing's collection was not an ordinary treasure. When he got it, he couldn't help but turn into a rich fanatic and went to the Ninth Heaven to take a stroll.
At that time, the gods felt the supreme divine power and all of them knelt on the ground.
The veteran gods all recognized this divine power — — it was the killing power that came from the Divine Lord's armor!
When the divine power slowly faded away, the gods raised their heads — —
They never thought that they would see a big white wolf wearing the Divine Lord's armor and a Divine Lord's battle robe, which only covered a small piece of fur on its back. It swung its tail and left.
The gods, "…"
Black Tortoise, "…"
This time, he couldn't bear it anymore.
His entire tortoise became black. While the dog ancestor was still showing off outside, Black Tortoise climbed into the temple and advised the Divine Lord.
"My Lord, you spoil the little dog god like this … It's really detrimental to your wisdom."
Not to mention the others, even he was muttering in his heart, let alone the other gods.
If this went on, the Divine Lord's image would be completely ruined by the Little Cub.
Seeing that the Divine Lord was indifferent, Black Tortoise couldn't help but say, "My Lord, Tian Zhen's example is right in front of us. Tianhua and the other gods turned a blind eye to his past mistakes, which is why they allowed him to be so reckless. You can't spoil a child like this … "
Before he could finish his earnest advice, he was scared back by the Divine Lord's cold gaze.
Seeing that Black Tortoise understood that it was time to stop, the Divine Lord retracted his gaze and said indifferently, "Don't compare him to Xiao Kener again. The difference is too great."
So this was the reason why the Divine Lord was dissatisfied …
Sigh, Black Tortoise sighed. My Lord, what else can I say?
"Li Qing!"
At this time, Gou Liang returned.
When he stepped into the temple, not to mention the Black Tortoise, who had been squinting his eyes for thousands of years, suddenly widened his eyes, even the Divine Lord couldn't help but stand up.
The little boy had changed out of the luxurious purple robe with a golden dragon, and was wearing a suit of armor. The blood-dyed cloak fluttered in the wind — he had shrunk the armor that the Divine Lord wore during the ancient war and put it on himself.
Gou Liang strode forward with small steps. His small face was solemn, and his face was noble and cold.
He walked towards the Divine Lord, raised his head slightly, and said indifferently, "Divine Lord, what do you think of my armor?"
The Divine Lord squatted down and adjusted his armor. He nodded and said, "Very good, very good."
He used two adjectives in a row, and it was obvious that he was very satisfied.
Gou Liang laughed and threw himself into his arms. He said proudly, "Today, I scared those old guys in the Nine Heavens to the ground, hahaha."
The Divine Lord also smiled slightly, "You did well."
Gou Liang didn't know that he had opened a certain switch on the Divine Lord's body. From then on, the Divine Lord became enthusiastic about changing his armor, and used good things on him continuously.
And Black Tortoise, who had completely disappeared, crawled out of the temple in despair.
Lying next to the Dragon God Pillar, he couldn't wait to pour out his heart, "Tianhua, did you see that? Just now, the little dog god wore that armor, and it actually suppressed the murderous aura on the Lord's armor."
The Divine Lord's armor was stained with the blood of many demons in the ancient war. Even close divine servants like them couldn't imagine it!
It was an item of extreme Yang and extreme evil that would kill ordinary immortals if they touched it. It was fine that he played with it, but what really made Black Tortoise unable to let go was Gou Liang's sudden change in temperament.
Even if Gou Liang only had the appearance of a child, no one would suspect that he was a general who had returned victorious from the battlefield.
That aura, how could it be faked?
Tianhua lazily opened his eyes and closed them again.
"Everything will be decided by the Lord. Even if he pokes a hole in the sky, the Lord will be able to fix it. There is no need for you to worry."
He now understood that the younger generation had their own fortune. The more they tried to interfere, the worse it would be.
Black Tortoise said, "Other than the Lord, I can see the fate of everyone in the world. Now that there is a little dog god, whose ability is the opposite of the Lord's, it really makes me unable to eat or sleep in peace. "
Tianhua finally understood the real reason why Black Tortoise was guarding against Gou Liang.
He relied too much on his own ability and could only be at ease with things that were destined.
This time, Tianhua was even more disinclined to enlighten him. He snorted and said, "You can continue to worry. It would be best if the little dog god gets tired of you and drives you out of the temple."
Black Tortoise was speechless.
If he dared, would he still need to grumble to the lewd old dragon?
Gou Liang looked at the spatial ring for a long time, but this feeling of novelty was not enough to last for a hundred years.
Gou Liang, who was still a little child, sighed at his short stature. He wanted to cry but had no tears to shed at the 59 favorability.
It would take at least ten thousand years for him to reach adulthood.
… … Ten thousand years without sex, what was the point of being a human! It was better to be an honest dog!
Gou Liang felt as if there was no light as soon as he thought about it. If only time could be fast-forwarded in this world of memories.
He could not bear to live such a sullen life anymore!
Just as the dark clouds covered the entire Nine Heavens, the Divine Lord spatial ring on Gou Liang's finger suddenly vibrated.
A pocket-sized corona appeared in front of him.
— — Time machine?
This is not a joke, right?
Gou Liang stretched out his paw and turned the needle on the corona.
One round, two rounds, three rounds … …
Boring.
Gou Liang yawned and decided to end this IQ-lowering game. He put the corona back into the spatial ring, shook his fur, stood up, and walked back to the temple.
But he found.
Eh, why were the two gatekeepers, Tianhua and Black Tortoise, not here?
He stretched out his paw to push open the temple, only to see that the Divine Lord, who was supposed to be meditating, was pale!
He supported himself with one hand on the bed and the other hand on his chest, coughing out a muffled sound.
"Awoo!"
Gou Liang was shocked and forgot to speak. He hurriedly pounced on him.
The Divine Lord put his fist to his lips to hold back his cough. He touched the anxious Gou Liang's furry head with his other hand. After a long while, he sighed. "You're getting more and more naughty."
"Awoo?"
Gou Liang transformed and was about to pounce on his leg, only to find that … …
"I, I'm an adult?!!!"
He turned into a youth.
Time and space, just like that, fast-forwarded to ten thousand years later.
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