Capítulo 158: 158. YES MOMMY!
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Peter, in rage, leapt on him, the lighting in his palms taking the shape of a spear. He slowly fell over him. Ego quickly covered his face with his hands and tried to block it, feeling not challenged at all. After all, he was the source of Peter's powers.
*BOOM*
"You want to fight me with the powers that I created? I thought you'd be smarter, son. But we can work on it later," Ego barked and also prepared to fight.
"Bwahahaha..." Hector suddenly burst into laughter, feeling good that Peter chose him over this discounted father. And now, Hector had every right to beat this living planet's ass, if it had any.
"Peter, my boy, I am so proud of you that you could see the bad signs in Ego's words." Hector started cracking his knuckles and radiating a dangerous aura.
*CLANK*
Wonder Woman's sword appeared, along with her shield, which she slammed at each other. "Are we going to defeat him too, Hector?"
~Ah, I can't ever get over the way she takes my name.~ Hector sighed in his heart, totally simping for Wonder Woman like a gentleman would. After all, it had been a long time since a woman had called him by his first name.
"WOOF WOWOWO..." Moony also barked, but at Peter.
Hector translated, "He says that if you had gone with this ugly man, then he'd have bitten your ass,"
Peter made a fake crying face, "Really? Moony, I'm saddened to see you don't even trust me,"
At that, Natasha snarkily spoke, "I knew you wouldn't go, like hell you'd leave after Gamora finally started responding to your attempts,"
"REALLY? SHE DID?" Peter's face lit up.
Gamora looked to the side and scoffed silently, not acknowledging that she was worried about him not long ago.
However, they forgot that Ego was still there and got annoyed. He faced Hector and talked man to man, "We have no qualms with each other. There is no need to fight me and bring destruction to yourself. You are already in a war with the Kree Empire."
Hector started walking towards Ego in response, massaging his palms, "You are Ego, the Living Planet, a being who dreams to destroy the Universe. A being who kills children. Galactic Federation is concerned when a rat like you dares peek its head out.
"When you say I will eat the Universe, it's MY BUSINESS! And to kill you is MY DUTY!"
*BOOM* Hector stepped so fast that he looked like a blur. Shocking even Ego, he punched him right in the chest and then pushed him back. *BAM* He didn't stop the bull run until Ego's body was pressed against the wall of the ship behind which Ego's ship was docked.
Ego looked at Hector's face up close. There was not a single ounce of fear; instead, there was a broad smile of confidence. The white hair fluttered over his face, providing more badass VFX.
"DIANA!"
*BOOM*
Wonder Woman flew right into Hector's back and pushed him with her shoulder. In return, Ego found the ship's wall behind him cracking. He scoffed, "Do you think this will kill me?"
Hector smiled, "Not really. MOONY! DO IT!"
*ZZzzzz...*
The good boy made a teleportation circle behind Ego. It led to outer space, but it didn't affect the ship since it was a magical portal. *WOOSH*
Diana, Hector and Ego flew out of the ship swiftly, the portal closed behind them, while the ship continued to head to its destination, Hala.
Getting Ego out into open space was necessary, as Hector knew that fighting this being would cause a lot of damage to the surrounding, plus he had no idea how powerful he was while away from the planet. With the open dark empty space being the battlefield, they can go all out.
"You are making a big mistake," Ego raged, flares of lightning appearing around his body at the same time.
Hector scoffed, "Diana, am I making a mistake?"
She shook her head, "Not at all. You are saving the Universe,"
"Wowo..." Moony also arrived from a portal. Following him were Peter and Gamora in invisible spacesuit energy shields.
Hector didn't translate this time as Moony just asked to make Diana his mommy again. Thank god Moony could not really speak human words.
"So, how are we going to kill my father?" Peter asked.
Hector didn't have an answer, he had already used the Infinity stone, but it didn't do anything to Ego. It was unknown if the being even had a soul, as what made him alive was questionable. He was born as a brain, after all, not as a heart.
"Let's test him first,"
"Fine by me,"
Hector, Diana and Moony stayed at the front as they could not die. The first one to make a move was Diana, as she used the Green Lantern ring to make a hand and catch Ego.
*WOOSH*
"You cannot comprehend my powers," Ego moved like electricity and appeared beside Diana, aiming his fist at her face. However, he was not the only one who could teleport.
Finally, Hector used his power to teleport in a real fight. *BOOM* The fist of freedom appeared from a small cloudlike portal that appeared out of nowhere beside Ego's face. It smashed straight into his jaw.
"Thanks, Hector." Diana chirped.
He chuckled, "It's okay. I'm used to teamwork,"
The power of Hector's teleportation was very different. It utilised an extra dimension as a middle ground for him to move around. Hence, his Funhouse dimension was acting as such. His portals appear like a cloud of dark smoke, instead of a ring. It can be as big as he wants or as small as he wants.
Whenever he needs to use this ability, he has to also create a portal in the Funhouse dimension that connects his portal in the real world to his destination. This ability was, in a way, stronger than the one used by the Sorcerers, as this only allows him or those he wants to enter.
"GRRRRR..."
Moony was prepared and saw his dad using the punch, so he flew marvellously and bit on Ego's shoulder while using sorcery to create a wire to tie it around Ego's arms. He made sure that the man couldn't move.
~DAD~ boy barked.
Hector moved quickly, along with Diana. She took out her Lasso and threw it around Ego's neck, tying it nice and tight.
Hector caught one end of it and started to pull it with all his mighty strength. It was tied in a way that the more he pulled it, the tighter it'd get on Ego's neck.
"Diana, you pull the other side," he commanded.
Hector, Diana and Moony showed off their excellent team play and started to behead Ego from the neck. It was doing the job, but his neck would heal quickly.
~How the heck am I to kill this guy without killing him? This body is just a temporary construct for him,~ He tried to brainstorm.
However, then Ego said something that made killing him harder for an average joe, "HAHA... YOU CAN'T KILL ME!"
"Why? You're a special gold pooping unicorn or something?" Hector insulted him openly.
"Go on, make fun of me; I shall have the last laugh. I am an Elder of the Universe—I AM IMMORTAL! That bitch, Death, it has banished us from her dimension."
"FUCK!" Peter cursed, understanding what this meant. Being involved with Hector, who was a walking encyclopaedia of forbidden knowledge, he knew things he'd otherwise not.
Diana was also worried for now, as Hector had told her not to use her full force and kill him, "What now?"
But, it was Hector and Moony who started to laugh, "BWAHAHAHA..."
"BOWOWOWOW..."
Ego dumbly stared at their faces, confused, "Why do you laugh, fools?"
*WOOSH*
They let go of the magical rope and allowed Ego to get away from their hold. But he was not chased anymore by either of the three. Instead, Hector flew away with Wonder Woman and spoke to her in a low voice.
"Diana, I have an idea that can end this with the best-case scenario, but I will have to go away for a few minutes. Can you hold him off until then?" He asked her, showing an earnest face
Wonder Woman nodded and showed her always present smile that hid all her past traumas, "Sure, but this is going to cost you."
Hector knew she would accept, but she'd ask for something that was rare. "Do you need something? Just say it, why did you even wait?"
"Well, a nice dinner somewhere beautiful sounds good,"
Hector froze suddenly, trying to make sense of what she had just said. Did she flirt with him? Did she just ask him on a date? But he quickly composed himself, ~This girl, haha, well, can't let this opportunity go,~
"Sure, I will take you to Asgard for a nice dinner date. Maybe Odin can rent me the top floor of his palace. See you in a minute, Diana,"
He quickly formed his portal to leave while addressing Moony, "BOY! RIP HIM APART!"
"AWOOOO!" ~YES, DAD! I cut him to pieces like your blue coat!~
"YOU DID WHAT?!" But the portal closed before Hector could reprimand Moony. He always wondered how his blue coat was chopped into pieces during his days in WW2. He was going to use that coat at the Tehran conference when meeting Churchill and Stalin, but then he had to wear his military uniform.
However, the one more speechless was Diana. She stayed afloat in one place. Her face was frozen with blush. She didn't know Hector would be so direct to call it a date.
She was amused beyond everything, so she chuckled, ~It seems he truly is a virgin, so cute,~
It had been a few years already ever since Diana had appeared in this Universe, and from day one, she had stayed beside Hector and Moony. She saw how both of them behave, how they think and how kind they are.
The dejected face Hector made when Peter was about to believe Ego made her feel that this man could be anything but a demon from Hell.
Unfortunately, Hector himself never realised this and always considered himself evil or grey as he worked in Hell. Not understanding that he was far better than even the biblical angels.
~I wonder what Kal and Bruce would have thought about Hector,~ She wondered, remembering her two best friends.
Diana just sighed and focused on Ego, shaking off her thoughts about Hector. "Moony, my dear, move with me. Peter and Gamora, shoot your blasters in his eyes,"
The good boy quickly flew to stay beside her, "WOOF!" ~YES, MOMMY!~
Thank god nobody understood him.
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