Thor
(The Crater in New Mexico)
As soon as we got back to the site Phil pulled me aside, staring me down, "We need to talk."
I sigh and nod, "Yeah, I kind of figured. Would it help if I said I was sorry?"
That actually gets a snort out of him, "It might. But we're still going to have this talk. Given the… revelations of the day, I need to know more. Elaborate on exactly what you're capable of for me, and what you did to Darcy Lewis."
I place my hands behind my back and smile, nodding again, "Then ask whatever you want to know sir. I am at your disposal."
He pauses for a moment before beginning his questioning, "You claimed Darcy Lewis was the first human you met after arriving on our world. She in turn has told us how you found her in a bar and used standard human pick up techniques to get back to her dorm. Can you explain that? And the blood sharing?"
I look at him for a long moment, noting what was behind the thin veneer of civility the Agent had up, "You already have your own theory Agent Coulson, so why don't you tell me what it is."
I push compulsion behind my words, but the way I said the command, he should never realize it. Not even a pause before he's speaking, "You told the Director much the same thing, but there's no denying our world is growing larger. I don't believe you're an alien. Your true face and the drinking blood, along with your claims to immortality… it's possible you're a supernatural menace instead of an extraterrestrial one. A vampire to be specific."
I smile slightly at that, "Ah well. I like that you keep an open mind Agent Coulson. But no, I am not one of your horror genre's vampires. I suppose if you wished to say so, you could compare me to a combination of the vampire and the werewolf, but there are many differences between my species and your species' legends. Still, I won't deny that my people have been here before, and all legends have at least some basis in fact."
Shrugging, I continue easily enough as I lie my pants off, "It is more than a little likely that my people's past has ended up in humanity's hands somehow. Your world is such a small place, but that's what makes it such an amazing dumping ground."
That gets his attention, "What does that mean, dumping ground?"
"You humans have been considered primitive and ignorant for quite a long time. Only recently have your eyes began to open to the truths of the universe. Because of this, the older races have used your planet as a place for things they want hidden, or things they want rid of. Such as myself."
His eyes narrow and he frowns, "And why did someone want to get rid of you? Anything to do with your first act on our planet being an assault on Darcy Lewis?"
I gasp and point a finger at him, "Hey! Whoa! That was not an assault. In her own words, Darcy demanded that I 'Wreck her'. I just obliged. And I left her no worse for wear, my blood healed any and every single thing wrong with her."
Latching onto that, he steps closer to me, "Yes… your blood. The fact that your blood can apparently heal people is something you should have mentioned to the Director or myself earlier than now. Is that all your blood does? Is Ms. Lewis going to turn into a monster or gain super powers from her little healing session with you anytime soon?"
I smile brightly at that, "No she's going to be fine. There's only a slight danger when my blood is still in someone's system… if they die before it completely filters out… well…"
He looks at me piercingly, "Well what?"
I make a show of wincing at that, "They maybe come back to life a little. With a slight craving for blood."
He just looks at me with the most deadpan face, before slowly bringing his hand up to cover it. After a moment of massaging his forehead with the pads of his fingers he asks another question, "Have you given your blood to anyone else?"
I shake my head in the negative, "No one besides your World Security Council. It was a concession I had to make, to get them to turn me over to Fury, instead of keeping me for themselves."
He actually looks a little stricken at that, and I marvel at how even now the relationship between SHIELD and its overseers is so very strained. Hydra's influence of course, spreading conflict to every single place they could spread their tendrils. Coulson opens his mouth again, most likely to continue this impromptu interrogation, when the alarms suddenly sound and shouting is heard.
I smile inwardly at the welcome interruption. We both move to a nearby railing and look down to find a familiar blonde figure mowing through SHIELD agents like grass. Things happen much like I remember them, and I'm even able to watch as Barton jumps into the sky box and is quickly propelled into the air to take aim on the intruder below.
Eventually the moment of truth comes and Thor stands before his hammer with Agent Barton asking Coulson to make a call. Instead of saying what I expect though, Coulson looks to me and says, "No, stand down. We've got someone else who can take care of it."
All he does is raise an eyebrow at me, but the order is more than clear. Obviously Fury and Coulson both want to know more about me. It's the whole reason Fury put me with his best agent in the first place. But I have no problem with this, I should have expected a test of some sorts as is.
With a slight nod of acknowledgement to my current superior, I propel myself over the railing and down into the muddy clearing below, landing with a splash that grabs Thor's attention immediately. Especially as I land between him and his precious hammer. The smile that had been growing on his face immediately melts into a snarl that turns into a roar as he charges me like a raging bull.
Dialing up my speed a bit I slide around him, easily dodging the mortal Thor and grabbing him by the collar of his shirt, pulling and cutting off his air supply for a moment before slamming him down into the mud nonchalantly. He's dazed for half a moment so I take it to speak down at him, "Do you really think you're strong enough to fight me?"
He growls angrily and gets to his feet carefully, eyes filled with caution never leaving me. Unfortunately for him, I dial up the speed even further despite my audience and disappear from his line of sight in a moment to appear behind him. He only has a second to look around frantically before I'm slamming the sole of my boot into his unprotected back and he's sprawling across the slippery mud towards the hammer.
As I walk towards him much slower, I notice the way his eyes alight on the handle of Mjolnir, clearly sure it will be his saving grace. He begins to reach for it and suddenly I'm behind him and holding him by his hair. He struggles to reach the hammer, and I loosen my grip to let him reach the last few inches as I speak again, "Go ahead. We both know you're not worthy, Son of Odin."
Kudos are due, he did not flinch at those words, instead bearing his teeth in a mixture of a grin and a snarl as his hand closed around the hammer's pommel and he spoke for the first time, "I will make you eat those words."
With all of his strength he pulls at the handle, clearly aiming to swing Mjolnir around and strike me with it, possibly across the head or on the chest. It doesn't matter, as he finds himself unable to move it so much as an inch. All of his attention leaves me as I release his hair and he brings his other hand forward to continue pulling ineffectually at the hammer handle.
I spare him only a moment more of thought before looking up through the rain at Agent Coulson. He's staring down at me with something indiscernible in his eyes. The looks in the eyes of Doctors Selvig and Foster beside him, along with Darcy are much easier to read. A combination of awe and horror tell me they saw the whole thing. I just slowly smile, even as Coulson finally orders other agents to move in and secure the prisoner.
A few minutes later Thor is in an interrogation room and Coulson and I are staring through the glass at him. After a moment Coulson looks at me, "What was all that back there? Am I supposed to believe this is Thor? He seems a bit too… human."
I keep my eyes on the depowered Asgardian, considering how I wish to answer that for a long moment, "I took a guess given his looks and his single minded focus on the hammer. Either he's a spy who's decided to take on the most unbelievable cover ever, he's been brainwashed to THINK he's Thor, or he's Thor and he's been stripped of his power."
That last one catches Coulson's attention, "Stripped? How, by who?"
Finally I look at Coulson and raise an eyebrow, "This is a theory mind you, but I would imagine the same person who enchanted Mjolnir. And given the enchantment's wording, I suspect that would be Odin. I hope it is Odin, because if it's not, it means this isn't a punishment but an attack and might very well be the precursor to bad things for everyone."
Shrugging, I gesture at Thor, "Perhaps we should ask?"
Phil turns to look at the shackled Thor and then nods. Together we enter the interrogation room, Phil in front and myself only a step behind. I take up position slightly back at his side, letting him ask the questions.
Because of the changes I've made since arriving, Phil's questioning takes a little different tack, "So I've been told that you're Thor."
That gets Thor's attention, his eyes had been downcast until that moment. He raises his head sharply, gaze alighting on Phil for only a moment before refocusing on me, narrowing his eyes in anger, "You. Who are you?"
I raise an eyebrow but Phil gestures for me to speak up so I shrug and step up to stand directly beside him, "My name is Vali Masters. And this is Phil Coulson, my immediate superior. You should be a bit more respectful to him."
The Mighty Thor actually flinches at that and Coulson gives me a look. Alright so I may have injected a bit more menace into my statement than was necessary, but hey, cultivating a seeming devotion to those in charge seemed like a good defensive screen for the moment. And though Thor tries to hide it, I can tell he's remembering how I manhandled him almost effortlessly only a bit ago.
Swallowing thickly, Thor leans back and makes eye contact with Phil, "I apologize Son of Coul. I meant no disrespect. Yes, I am Thor of Asgard, Son of Odin… or… I was."
Coulson narrows his eyes, "You were? Care to elaborate on that?"
Thor grows slightly defensive at that, "I do not see how that's any of your business."
"We're SHIELD. Defending the world is our business. We need to know why you and your hammer are here, and what needs to be done, if Earth is in danger."
That causes Thor to shake his head and finally answer with what I already knew, "Midgard is in no danger. I was… banished from Asgard by Odin. I know not why he sent Mjolnir with me."
Coulson and I look at each other, and I know he's considering what I said earlier, about Midgard being a dumping ground for more advanced civilizations. I just smile slightly. After another moment Coulson lets out the smallest of sighs, "I need to make a phone call. Watch him."
The command is meant for me, though even as Coulson leaves the room he and I both know that I will be watched just as closely, and every word Thor and I say to each other will be recorded. Still, given that I'm the only member of SHIELD currently on base whose proven he can take down the depowered yet still incredibly dangerous Asgardian, it sends the right message to Thor.
Thor seems about to ask me something, but then gets a glazed look in his eye. Ah, Loki must be communing with him through astral projection. I'd always wondered what that looked like. While Loki lies to Thor about Odin's 'death' I focus my hearing on Agent Coulson's conversation outside the room.
"Yes sir, the… agent you assigned to me believes this to be the real Thor. There's no denying that there is a hammer that fell from the sky, or the fact that as of yet no one has been able to lift it. I do believe there's a likely chance that the intruder is telling the truth, and we're dealing with a second alien."
"And would you say this new alien presents a threat to Earth?"
"No sir, beyond his initial struggle to reach the hammer, he has not proven to be overly hostile, nor has he killed anyone."
"Then offer him a job with SHIELD. Doesn't sound like he has anything else going for him. And the Council can't exactly complain, they sent a precedent with Masters.
"And the scientists who were studying the wormhole?"
"Give them a more permanent offer as well. I've been briefed on both Foster and Selvig's work. They could be incredibly assets. As for this intern… I received your report on her contact with our first alien friend. I want her kept close for now, so find something for her to do as well."
"Yes sir. Is that all?"
"Yes. If things calm down out there over the next few days, you'll be moving on. The world is throwing a goddamn hissy fit right now on us. Stark's damn expo turned into a war zone, and Banner has been spotted near a university. I won't be surprised if the alien thunder god turns out to be the easiest thing we deal with this week… but don't count on it."
"Yes sir."
With that Coulson hangs up and steps back into the room just as Thor lets out a quiet "Goodbye" I assume that Loki ended the communication between them right before Thor spoke that final word. There are tears in his eyes and I imagine Loki bombarded him quite well just as he did in the original timeline.
Coulson however knew none of this, "Goodbye? I just got back." He frowns and glances at me, "Going anywhere?"
I just shake my head, "It's the first word he's said since you left sir."
Thor speaks up and reveals what had happened. Surprising until I take into account just how much he'd already been forced to reveal about his circumstances, "Apologies, I was speaking with my brother, Loki. He was not actually here though, he merely projected himself from Asgard to speak with me."
Thor had tacked on that last bit upon seeing Coulson grow extremely alarmed at the possibility of another intruder, this one a fully powered Asgardian. It calmed Phil down a bit, enough for him to regain his composure and return to his new assignment… recruiting Thor.
"I've said it already but I'll say it again. Our organization is known as SHIELD, and we're the best defense the Earth has against the growing threats humanity faces. I've been asked by the Director, my superior, to offer you a place with us. You don't exactly have anywhere else to go from what we understand."
That catches Thor by surprise, as he looks at Coulson blankly for a long moment, "You would offer me a place at your side despite the one thing you know of me being my banishment?"
Here Coulson glances sidelong at me, and I know what he's not saying. He's picked up on the fact that Odin is clearly testing Thor, if what I said about the hammer's enchantment is true. Still, he seems content to keep that information from Thor for now.
"Yes. You would not be exposed to any sensitive information right away, nor would you be used for any of our more dangerous work. Your first task would be to work with two of our newer scientists, who have been researching the wormhole that dropped you and the hammer here longer than we even knew the possibility existed. They'll need all of the information you can provide them, so that SHIELD can be ready if we ever need to be."
Thor seems subdued and almost humbled by it all, but he does slowly nod to show he's on board with the idea. Very shortly we're removing his handcuffs and leading him to the lab Dr. Foster and Dr. Selvig had been given. Both of them actually seem rather content as well, all of their research is still theirs and they now have the best tech that SHIELD can provide… which is to say they're only two or three rungs under Stark now.
Darcy on the other hand is clearly bored out of her mind. And Coulson has left me in charge of watching the group while he deals with other administrative duties. So being the awful man I am, I sneak up on her as she complains loudly about not having anything to do, and rest my hands on her shoulders, leaning in to whisper in her ear, "I'm sure I could find something for you to do darling."
I expected her to freak out, but instead she turns around with an incredibly hungry look in her eyes and throws her arms around my neck before kissing me for all she's worth. Thor notices but averts his gaze, while Selvig and Foster both continue on with what they're already doing, attention solely focused on the possible breakthroughs just outside their grasp.
As Darcy finally comes up for air, panting heavily with rosy cheeks, I just raise both eyebrows at her. She glances around to make sure no one was watching, and without a word she grabs me by the collar and drags me towards a nearby supply closet. I'm careful to keep from crashing too hard into the back wall of the closet as she pushes me towards it, returning her subsequent kisses with enthusiasm.
She was ferocious in her passion, single minded in her lust in a way that reminded me of something familiar. Such thoughts were put aside when she slowly slid down my front of her own accord, and fished my hardening cock out of my pants before attempting to stuff it down her throat.
I grunt a bit as my hand fists in her hair, her head bobbing up and down and her tongue swirling in a way that reminded me of just how hard it had been to find a good lay since her. Not many female Hydra agents after all. Soon it was more like I was fucking her face than her sucking me off, as I held her in place and slid my cock back and forth in her mouth. She took it rather well, though I was careful not to gag her too much to avoid making too much noise.
Her over enthusiasm got the best of me, and soon as I was spilling my seed down her throat, watching as she greedily drank down every last drop, never breaking eye contact with me until she was done. Pulling off of my length she wipes her mouth and makes to stand, looking satisfied and ready to leave the small closet strangely enough.
Of course I wasn't about to leave things so unfinished. With a quiet growl I grabbed her as she turned to go, one hand covering her mouth to keep her quiet even as I pulled her back against my chest. She let out an involuntary yelp, but quieted down quickly enough even as my hand undid the clasp on her pants and slid down past them.
Pushing her panties aside, I thrust two fingers into her soaking wet cunt and began to fuck her vigorously with my hand, causing her to let out moans into my palm. Smiling as I put thousands of years of experience to work on making putty of the girl in my hands, I didn't stop until I felt her shudder dramatically and fall limp against me.
Only then, with my fingers covered in her juices did I release her, licking them clean and letting her take a moment to recover and make herself presentable. That's when we finally left the supply closet. I know Thor knew what had happened given the look he gave us, but Selvig and Foster both seemed to remain oblivious, focused as they were.
I couldn't help but wonder at it though, the ferocity and almost primal like way Darcy had come at me, only to become submissive yet forceful in making sure my needs were met… it reminded me of female werewolves. Specifically the ones who would lay at my feet like bitches in heat day after day. I'd have to keep a close eye on Ms. Lewis. I wouldn't put it past my omnipotent self at all to fuck with me by fucking with the people I'd fucked… with.
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