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"Go on, you loser, run away! Next time I see you, I'll take your other limbs! Useless piece of shit! I'll wreck you whenever, HAHAHA."
Ah, actually, he's already gone. Guess I can stop the trash-talk. I heard it is customary amongst humans to insult fleeing enemies.
Even by my standards, he's pretty fast. I could probably catch up, but it would take a while. I won't even bother. I have important business to attend to instead.
I slowly trot back into the big library. On my way, I snort at the now trembling guards. These humans are so annoying. I always try to enter politely, but it always ends up with me tearing a few limbs off (at least).
This discrimination is really bad. They let other humans enter without an issue all the time, but not unicorns! It's ridiculous, especially that most places don't even have a human-only policy written.
Unicorns are friendly and very respectful of human customs. For instance the mandatory trash talking. Or laughing when one is happy. #Totally not a villain laugh
Volume 1 here, Volume 2+ = New Novel Page (Classless Ascension)