Capítulo 5: Don't loose your head

"To start us off, we have January. It started with Australia on fire, world war 3 threats. Britain's royal family is falling apart. We essentially have a new plague called the Corona Virus. Also a deadly earthquake in Turkey just killed 30 people. Then a famous basketball player died in a helicopter crash the next day. Oh ya, the president was getting impeached, he is a terrible person may I add. And he got away with it. May I remind you that this is just January, now February. The fires in Australia have turned to floods. The corona virus is now worldwide. Almost a million people were forced to flee Syria. Brexit finally happened. To add in that Caroline Flat killed herself because she was bullied so much online. Now on to March with Friday the 13th also. The Corona Virus is now a global pandemic, killing thousands of people all over the world. Stock markets just had the worst day in 32 years. Two volcanoes erupted. They said global warming could be irreversible in 18 months. April. Everyone is on lockdown because of the pandemic. Because we are staying in global warming is being undone, but could go back in about four days after we are done with the lockdown. Another asteroid was coming towards earth, that's the thing that wiped out the dinosaurs. On to May now. Two people in the royal family have corona Virus, but luckily the queen is okay. Chernobyl was on fire, it was just a big nuclear wasteland anyways. Swarms of giant Asian hornets were invading Britain. Canada just had one of its deadliest shootings, and that's saying something, because as a Canadian we are usually really nice to each other. For a bit social distancing flattened the curve on Corona Virus, but because we started getting back to normal it rose again. Another massive earthquake hit port-a rico. Kim john un was dead, but now he's not. The pentagon released footage of UFO'S. And murder hornets were coming. Could June get worse, yes it can. A new brand of Corona Virus came, and it only effects kids. A trillion cicadas were coming. Ebola has resurfaced. Flying spiders. Yellowstone volcano could erupt. Also talk of a super volcano erupting it could be killing billions. Potentially have three new asteroids that could hit earth. 40 million are out of work. Peaceful protests sparked by victims killed by cops. But some people out of the protests decided to riot and lute. A minister in Madagascar got fired for spending $2 million dollars on 'lollipops'. Russia declared a state of emergency after spilling 20 thousand tons of oil in the Arctic. There is basiclly a new police brutality video every five minutes. Greek orthodox churches say yoga is against christianty. A sumbmerged ghost town was getting ready to reapear. Corona Virus cases are spiking all over, but in New york numbers have dropped. that basicly catches all of you up, and that was the short version." the out of breath girl said.