Three days. It has been three days since I have been "visiting" him in his hotel apartments. Ayanda has gone to Nice with her girlfriend for the weekend, and since her father thinks we are together, I have been able to get away with staying over. I have loved every minute of my time with Jackass. He has been showing me Paris as he knows it, including taking me to the Formula E track, a street circuit used for the Paris ePrix. I got to drive a single-seater, electronically powered car; obviously struggled with it but the experience was amazing. He was amazing. He is amazing.