Capítulo 250: Monica doesn’t like this dungeon
"Monica doesn't like this dungeon!"
<Well, then perhaps you shouldn't have gone and evolved into a marble golem while I wasn't looking!>
"But this marble thingy looked pretty! I wanted it! I'm sure I could sell it for a lot."
<It's your body! Stop thinking about selling yourself!>
"Why can't I sell myself? If I do I can play fun games like sister Tele or buy a house like miss angel!"
<Sigh, I don't get paid enough for this shit. Look here, you earn money for working here. If you want to buy something just say so.>
Monica wants a house and to play hidden glory on apocalypse mode!
<You don't have enough money to afford a house and as Tele already told you, you are too young to play a gory game like hidden glory.>
What does gory mean?
<It's a thing where you see violent and bloody things that children shouldn't see.>
Like when I kill adventurers?
<…>
Navi?
<F***! When you put it like that I basically have to let you play that game! Can't you play something more fitting for your age?>
Like what?
<I don't know, maybe rainbow ladder or downtown bugville? Just something that isn't a killing game!>
No killing? Then what are those games about?
<Are you interested?!! Let me do a quick search. So, rainbow ladder is an interesting puzzle game where a young lady climbs up a rainbow hoping to find her long lost friend on the other side. It->
Sound kinda boring.
<Well, that's fine. What about downtown bugville then? This is an action packed adventure of a young boy through a city infested with mutated bugs. He has to make friends with bugs so they help him fight off other bugs allowing him to explore the city and make more bug friends!>
Friends with bugs… that's just yucky.
<So cutting things in two and watching them bleed out is fun for you but befriending bugs is yucky?!!>
Yes?
<Fine, can't blame you for your tastes. How about this, tamer's journey. You start in a small village where will tame your first monster, a slime. Then you journey the world freely trying to tame any monster you like and come across.>
Monica doesn't like slimes!
<…>
<Moving on, phantom breaks. A fast paced racing game where you can choose between different vehicles that all have different abilities. You can drive along many different and unique environments that allow for cool tricks!>
What's racing?
<You use really, really fast carriages and try to be faster than the others!>
Sounds exhausting. Can't I just play hidden glory?
<No, I refuse to give in! You know what? I'll just get you the most popular console on the market and then I'll get you a game pass that allows you to play any game you want so long as it's rated appropriate for your age! You go through these games yourself and find something you like, got it?!!>
Pissed off Navi is scary. I want my butt to be spared so I'll do as I am told. For now…
<What was that?!!!>
Nothing, I just noticed some adventurers, I'll go kill them. Bye!
<They were there since we started talking. So get moving!>
Status!
Status Monica Lv. 1 marble golem
Mp 100+10+1391
Strength 5+10+4
Constitution 9+10+28
Speed 1+10+3
Magic ability 3+10+0
Skills:
universal humanoid language, universal monster language, dungeon map, mana-powered
Robustness lv.2; reassembling lv.3; punch lv.3; shatter punch lv.2; mana conversion lv.3; mana efficiency lv.7
Monica is strong!
<You really aren't. You are currently the second weakest employee at our branch.>
Who is the weakest?
<Melody.>
Miss angel? But she defeated the small demon!
<Who?>
Edward. She stopped him from making me run.
<Oh, that. Melody may be as weak as a chicken but every employee she has met so far respects her a great deal. Influence can be obtained without power, however, when things go wrong power always triumphs.>
Humpf.
…
Navi?
<What now, Monica?>
Why are there suddenly so many red dots? There weren't as many before.
<Sigh, here we go again. Why did I think it was a good idea to hope you would actually read the file I told you to read before entering the dungeon.>
I can't read…
<…>
<You can't read?!! Why didn't you tell me? And how do you expect to play games if you can't read?!>
Sister Tele never read anything when I watched her.
<Hidden glory does have little to no text that isn't voiced… anyway, you'll be learning to read once you are back. For now, let me tell you about this dungeon.>
I don't wanna learn!
<Shut it! This dungeon is called marble labyrinth. It is very big but only contains two kinds of monsters. Marble golems similar to you, and a unique named monster called marble Medusa.>
Snake lady?
<Yes, but unique. Normally, medusas have a standard petrification skill, turning whatever organism that enters their gaze into stone. This one turns people into marble with the unique possibility to also turn them into special marble golems.>
Special?
<They cannot get stronger, have most if not all abilities from before they were turned but are reduced to the intelligence level of a golem.>
Are you calling me stupid.
<No, as a human-turned-monster, you are smarter than a golem of your level is supposed to be.>
That's good. But why all the red dots?
<It's a simplistic idea. They send in a large number of weaklings hoping to find the path through this labyrinth like dungeon. Even if the people they send are turned, they are too weak to do much as golems.>
As I am walking toward the flood of red dots, I see a few marble statues. They look so pretty and life-like! That one big sister looks like she is screaming.
<Monica, these are… were real people. The marble Medusa's turn rate is only about ten to twenty percent. Those who aren't turned become petrified into marble statues like this.>
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