Capítulo 7: Time, Time Seems to be a Funny Thing.
A/N: sorry for not updating in a while! Something's happened at home and it was needed to be taken care of, anyways it's done and over with.
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It has been eight years since the Doomguy's first day as a teacher and... it has been eventful it say the least. There has been four major things that have happened since then.
One, there has been a lot of increase of completed missions since then.
Two, there has been a lot of increase of people in the infarmary, and a pissed off nurse.
Three, puberty for teenage girls sucks and the bill for tampons.
Four, Anna is going into Beacon in the next month.
Anna has been on missions since she was fourteen, with the Slayer on the same mission. Oh she had her wish of killing bandits. She wears armor similar to her 'father' which she does call father. The only difference is that it is slimmer and has enough area around the chest to comfortably cover her B cups.
Her weapon is kinda normal, it's a red greatsword that can transform into a LMG, it's name? Mick Gordon. When asked about the name she just answered 'it my father's favorite heavy metal guitar player.' Which she is asked who is her father and always answered 'oh y'know him' which they always say no they don't.
Her answer?
"Mr.Doom is my father, if you check my last name, it says 'Doom'."
And they say 'oh.... OH' the reason why almost everyone knows about him is that parents always complain about his classes saying 'he's too rough!' Ummm they are going to fight Grimm and criminals. They're most likely going to die by ether getting ripped into parts or getting shot.
Also not so major thing Anna has a boyfriend now, but 'Mr.Doom' could care even if he wanted to. His name is Splinter. He's actually a pretty neat guy, he's a bit of a weapon fanatic but if you get past that, he's a decent guy and can shoot well.
The man has sliver eyes and black hair. His last name is Rose, which is very strange because Roses are Red. The man is 5'6 and is very cheerful. He wears a sliver cloak and wears sliver has his main color. He wears a silver T-shirt and silver jeans. Oh and Sliver shoes. Then man just wears silver. I guess his name isn't just a name, it's also his favorite color.
Anyways currently the Doom Marine is about to attack a bandit crew that attacked a village two days ago. Of corse each infiltration is almost the same. Kill the guards then most of the bandits come out due to the guards screams and the leader is in the tent just doing whatever the fuck they do. There are three things that he found most of the bandit leaders doing.
One. Raping someone.
Two. Sleeping.
Three. Eating or sleeping.
The third one is weird because it always happens a five or six. Is it like on a fucking timer?
Anyways doing the usual going in and firing a BFG shot, doing this would get rid of step one and mostly two. Please take note that I said mostly, since some bandits are in tents. But doing this will require less work, and the Doom Slayer realized something he does still age just VERY, VERY, VERY, slowly. Like he was twenty and yet he looks like he aged once over eighteen years.
Anyways with slicing one of the bandits in half horizontally with his gauntlet blade the leader came out. But, it's a woman. That's a bit werid since this is the first timer ever saw a female bandit leader.
Oh well, she still gets killed just a millisecond slower then the rest because of the Slayer's small shock.
Anyways he just ran forward and shot his combat shotgun with the grenade attachment onto her face. Ha now that's a faci- oh she has no face... skullfucking? No? Okay, I'll stop.
Anyways back onto the main thing at hand. Anna's going to Beacon. He'll might have to go a tab bit harder with her. And fuck you, no sexual innuendos here!
Okay we're going to see what Anna is currently doing, oh she's having sex with Splinter... she's having sex with Splinter...... neat. No gut punches, or better yet, no puching at all.
Okay, let's not focus on her. Let's focus on.... literally anything else. Let's focus on Ozpin and the rest of the staff.
"Okay, we NEED to talk about Doom's..... way of doing things." One of the staff said this towards Ozpin.
Ozpin sighed because of many MANY people have did the same exact thing. "Okay, three things, one. They'll get use to pain. Two. Their bodies will get stronger. Three they will think and devise a plan much quicker." Please tell me something new.
The Beacon staff member sighed then spoke up again "our light bill it up by five dollars"
"I already know that"
"our medical bill hasn't changed since eight years"
Ozpin spoke like he was actually surprised "oh wow, have you forgotten? I see the bills every day to keep track of them!"
The Beacon sighed then spoke "Someone stole the lever to every toilet in the arch of the dorms"
"I already kn-- wait what?" Ozpin said this as his glasses nearly fell off his face.
"Yep I believe it's Anna"
"Damn it! I thought Doom has already had that talk with her!"
The Staff then giggled "he already has, he supported it"
a minute passed then Ozpin spoke again "remind me when Doom gets back to have a talk about his sadistic nature."
"It's not going to change anytime soon."
Ozpin then took a sip of coffee and thought 'yep, this is going to be my life blood in the future'. Ozpin, you have no idea, you're going to be addicted to it like drugs. Oh god, what about the draw backs?!?
Updated on Saturday, June 13, 2020
Word Count: 1,010
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