Capítulo 4: landing
anyway, he got on his spaceship with his servants whi didn't wanna be there but had to because they were being paid an awful lot. and the dog literally drools on everything. so they traveled, listening to the spinach rag all the way there. the servants were quite tired of it by the time they got there. its a repetitive song, honestly, with no end. it just repeats!
they got so used to the song that they just started tuning it out as white noise halfway through the trip. it was just doo dee doo da doo... just there.
ahem. so anyway he made it to the green planet... with no mishaps? after all he had a drooling dog and two servants who didnt care. well... im sure there were, but he didn't care about those! he was just focused on the spinach.
so then they landed on the planet and - wait a minute is this the right place? spin looks around. hmmm. the grass was just waist high.. as far as he could see... he looks the other way. more grassland?
'WHERE'S THE SPINACH!?!' he cried 'there's no SPINACH! not even one of those little green balls of leaves. nothing. just whatever these long... green things are.' he said, picking upa grass stalk and holding it like an unwanted cockroach. the servant said 'that's called grass, sir'... 'oh grass' spin throws it over his shoulder. 'i dont care. i only want spinach!'
and so the servants were in a bit of a bind because if they couldn't find the spinach, the trip would be canceled. then they'd have to go all the way back, and listen to the spinach rag. again.
the whole time.
they didn't wanna do that. they were sick and tired of this song, and they wanted to get away from this crazy kid as fast as possible! which meant finding spinach.
'maybe, sir, there is spinach just beyond the horizon, let us look'
'alright let's go' he said with a crazy enthusiasm. they got into the machine. you know, the giant machine that could walk without crushing ANY PLANTS (because you didn't want to crush the spinach!) it had the finest of spider legs on the bottom. billions of spider legs, just whirrrrrr... all over the bottom of it. like mmmmmm when they were moving, it was almost like you're hovering above the planet, but you weren't.
you weren't hovering because hovercrafts are stupid and they don't even work and they're horrible to balance on... i don't think I need to explain further about that. like that one kid who fell of of one and fell int the pool, and had to swim all the way back home... it was a seven year long pool too! so he was quite buff by the end of it. if you're wondering how the heck he didn't die or anything, everyone knows that you carry your belongings on you these days. plus there's the auto-flotation devices and such...
i mean who goes out into a pool without this stuff? professional swimmers? i mean it IS a lot faster when you're not floating like flat a foot above the water because of the gravitationally compacted air floaters. or like, halfway out of the water. it's just when you're like that you're just barely moving like 'ergh! eh! i can just barely paddle with my toes if i stretch!" you know?
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