Capítulo 12: Death Of Door
It's Wednesday today. This always is the best day of the week for me. This is the day of the week the Jealous Men Group and Woman's Heart Group spend their time forming alliance. And because the school always is over by the time they have form the alliance and plan their next attack against me, this ends being the only peaceful day of the week in school for me. That is why it's quite regrettable that I had to miss school today. But what can I do? I mean, for crying out loud, an Angel is staying at my house. I can't just leave the house to her like it's completely normal.
"So?" the Angel Roswaisa says in a questioning tone with a displeased glare, "What do you want me to do?"
"Leave me alone." I answer with an equally displeased glare.
"Trust me, I would have done exactly that if I could. But, that's an impossible task." She says with her arms folded and her eyes closed.
The reason this is the topic of conversation in the living room as of now is because of the fact that I had summoned this Angel and so I need to make a request to her now. If she is unable to fulfill the request though, that'd be her third failure in a row and at the very beginning to boot, and that would mean being erased from existence.
"If you can't fulfill that request of mine, doesn't that mean you failed the third time too?" I know why that is not the case but I still ask just to tease her a bit.
"Any task that is forbidden by the Laws of Heaven is invalid and will not be counted as the request the summoner makes. Therefore, an Angel can deny such requests without worrying for any repercussions." She states in a businesswoman kind of tone.
"Hah! Those Laws of Heaven truly suck, you know that?" I say while staring out the dead body of my living room's door. That dead door has been lying there for about a day now. I guess it's time to revive it.
"Revive it!" I say as I point to the door fallen on the ground because of Danny's uninvited entrance yesterday.
"Wait! That isn't the request you are making to me, is it?" she says doubtfully and with a surprised expression showing from her eyes.
"What if it is? Just do it and be done with it." I say while waving at her to hurry, not wanting to drag this conversation any longer.
"Hmph!" she turns away like tsundere and says, "Well I guess I can do that, though I wish you'd start giving more credence to the fact that I am an Angel capable of doing things that a mere human like you can never accomplish. Don't make me do the job of a freaking carpenter."
What Angel says 'freaking'? Is Heaven truly where you came from, miss? I mean, seriously, nuns have much better manners than this woman does. That said though, nuns can't fix a broken door within a second like she just did (before I could even react to it, the door was fixed so, no monologuing on that).
"That looks better." I say as I look at the door that has been killed by Danny two times in the last two days. Well, this time it won't happen, there's no reason for it too.
Wait! Did I just trigger a flag?
"IRIUM! ROSWAISA!" And so comes the voice of a former Shinji rip-off accompanied by the voice of the door breaking and a young boy-like creature falling on the ground with the door. That creature currently reminds me of Youhei Sonohara from Clannad.
"Something pretty bad happened!" He says while panicking.
"Yeah, I can see that." I say a bit disgustingly as Roswaisa turns her gaze away from him.
"No, no, you don't understand! This is really bad!" he says as he tries to run towards Roswaisa.
"Yes, that definitely is pretty bad." I say while doing my best to ignore the problem as Roswaisa dodges Danny and doesn't stop to listen to anything as she constantly gets away from him.
"What the hell are you doing? Listen to me!" The panicking Danny says as he starts running out of breath showing clearly that he came here in a hurry, not paying attention to the things he should have paid attention to.
"What the hell are you doing, Sonohara rip-off? Stop harassing a woman in my house!" I say as the running Roswaisa officially completes 2 rounds around me in trying to get away from Danny.
"I'm not harassing anyone, I'm just … just … asking for help!" Danny says as he completes those 2 rounds by chasing her as well but now it seems like he has run so out-of-breath that he can't even stand straight. He tries to keep his balance but he fails and starts falling down. In order to not have his nose become like a circus joker's, he extends his hand to hold anything that can support him. Too bad though, the thing the nearest to him that his hand seems to be reaching out towards are the boobs of an Angel that had come a little closer after becoming worried about him.
Oh boy! Everybody knows what comes next, don't you all?
SMACK! SLAP! KICK!
Danny is thrown at the kitchen with those three critical hits and falls back-first on its floor.
"Why … in the hell … aren't … you guys … listening … listening … TO ME?" He says exhaustedly.
"Bloody pervert!" Roswaisa gives that remark and backs away from him leaving me to explain why the Angel tried to escape from him.
"Well man, try to get up and then turn your head 90-degree south. You'll get the answer."
After a few second of silence, Danny musters enough strength to get up and as he does, he turns just like I told him to. When that happens, he sees the beautiful scenery that made Roswaisa run away in disgust.
"Seriously, I get that you are a Sonohara and Shinji rip-off and are meant to have low intelligence like them, but there's a limit, alright? You don't just barge into another guy's living room half-naked and then run after women. That's gross. Really gross."
I say so. And then, silence.
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