Ragnarok apparated right in front of Yamamoto. He then grabbed the blade of Yamamoto's sword. "Didn't you hear me a moment ago? I am the dragon god. Fire can't even touch me."
Yamamoto could feel his flames getting absorbed by Ragnarok which in turn was making the pillars of fire go away. He struggled to even move the sword away.
Seeing no option, "Bankai: Zanka no Tachi"
In Ragnarok's hands, the blade suddenly changed and took the form of an ancient and worn out katana, severely scorched by fire.
"Zanka no Tachi, Higashi: Kyokujitsujin (Longsword of the Remnant Flame, East: Rising Sun Edge)"
This move automatically activates at release, this ability concentrates the intense flames of the sword along the tip of the blade. It neither burns nor erupts, but anything it touches is eradicated to nothingness.
"Ah, this is a very powerful ability. If I was not suppressing it, you'd have destroyed the whole soul society or even earth with its heat by now." Ragnarok remarked.
Yamamoto stopped trying to get his blade released and instead he thrusted it towards Ragnarok's chest. Ragnarok had not caught it tightly enough to stop it from sliding.
It moved and touched his chest.
*BOOOM*
As if a sudden gust of wind came, scorching heat covered Ragnarok's body. His clothes turned into ashes in even less than a second. He had to partially use his dragon scales to make them look like pants.
~This is the strongest fire release I have experienced in so many years,~ He thought.
But sadly, it wasn't enough to hurt him. For a being who can easily destroy a planet. The heat was not an issue.
"Hah, that just pinched me a little." He scoffed and grabbed Yamamoto's neck.
"What you just did now proves that you lack empathy. You would have killed so many beings in Soul society and earth if I was not suppressing your heat going outside of this hall. I am not even a threat and yet you take such measures." He disappointedly said.
But Yamamoto's eyes still didn't show any sign of defeat,
"Zanka no Tachi, Nishi: Zanjitsu Gokui (Longsword of the Remnant Flame, West: Remnant Sun Prison Garb)"
This ability is unseen by the eyes of anyone else unless Yamamoto wills it to be seen. It engulfs his body in heat which reaches a temperature upwards of 15,000,000 degrees.
Therefore, it becomes impossible to even touch him while he is using his Bankai. The level of heat produced by this technique is so high, it would not actually appear in the form of flames.
By now, Ragnarok's hand should have disintegrated into ashes, but it didn't. "Good, as warm as the core of the sun, hah? You are very strong, Yamamoto. I can understand where this arrogance in strength comes from. But you are too uptight. Now, I advise you to stop using this technique and putting everyone's life in danger."
He put Yamamoto down and walked a few steps back. Yamamoto saw that he couldn't hurt him so he finally nodded and stopped using his Bankai. Ragnarok then waved his hand and the whole hall started to repair. Broken things started to attach themselves. The floor became as good as before. The shock was clear on Yamamoto's face.
Then he transfigured the pillows into a table and two chairs. He sat down calmly, "Come, let's talk while drinking tea,"
~Goddamit, that Iroh has got me hooked on this. It's even more addictive than firewhiskey,~ He cursed in his mind.
Yamamoto vigilantly came forward and sat down.
"First, tell me who you are, what is your motive, and how did you enter Soul Society?" Yamamoto asked.
"I am..." Ragnarok told him about himself and Alexander and what they do. He didn't reveal more than what was necessary to be known.
...
In the real world,
"LEAVE ME, HUMAN!" Hats authoritatively shouted while the little girl held him tightly in her arms.
"Awww... so cute. Mister cat, I will keep you happy, don't go away." Ururu innocently said.
"You think you can hold the Chaos God, hah... puny human. Now, where is that black cat?" He shouted.
*YAWN*
"What is going on here? Why so much ruckus?" a messy and light-blond hair-colored man walked out of the shop while rubbing his eyes.
Hats and the girl looked at him simultaneously. "Ah, Ururu, what did you catch this time? Or did you sell poor quality merchandise again?"
"Oh, Mr. Urahara, Jinta found this cute fat cat. Can I keep him?" She asked cutely.
"Hey, I'm not fat. That's just my fur and stop calling me a cat every time. My name is Hats and for you, it is Lord Hats," Hats retorted.
Urahara's eyes went wide open now. He had seen many strange things in his life, a talking cat was not very shocking but a talking cat that made him feel insecure about his safety was what worried him.
"What are you?" Urahara asked.
"I am the god of chaos. Hand me that cat now, she is meant to be my woman." He shouted while pointing his paws at the black cat on Urahara's shoulder.
Urahara patted the black cat's head, "Oh, this is Yoruichi and I'm afraid you can't mate with her."
"Who are you to decide that?" Hats refused to accept.
"Well, she is already taken and her partner is kind of handsome, unlike you, who is a cat and a fat one at that," Urahara smugly replied.
"IT'S MY FUR!, and what do you mean unlike me? Is her partner not a cat? I'll just kill him," Hats grinned evilly.
Urahara really shuddered seeing that grin and feeling the aura. "No, her partner is a man,"
Hats' face turned sad, "Oh, such bestiality, you poor Yoruichi, don't worry I will care for you. Come to me,"
Hats tried to jump on her.
*BAM*
"Stay away, you pervert," The black cat spoke.
Hats blinked his eyes and processed what just happened. Then he started smiling, "Oh my god, you can speak, you are just like me, we are soulmates."
"WAIT! Come inside, I will show you something, Hats" Urahara stopped their exchange.
Inside the shop, Yoruichi jumped down from his shoulders and stood in front of Hats. "I am not like you, I am a human,"
She suddenly started turning back into a human although naked. She quickly grabbed Urahara's robes and covered herself.
Hats was shocked and heartbroken. He took a few steps back in disappointment and nearly lost balance.
"H-how... could this be... I... fell in love with a... human?... But... NOOOOOOOOOU!" He screamed while looking at the sky, although there was just the ceiling of the shop, but it was the emotions that counted.
Urahara scratched his head thinking, ~How do I deal with this?~
He kneeled down and patted Hats' shoulder, "Want a drink?"
Hats nodded, "Yeah, I can have a drink,"
So they walked to the dining table and sat down. Urahara poured him a small glass of sake. He was shocked by how the cat drank like humans.
"MORE!"
Urahara poured more.
"MORE!"
He again poured more.
"MOOOORE! Dammit, gimme that bottle," Hats snatched it from Urahara's hand which shocked him more than it should.
He didn't even see Hats moving and getting close to him. ~What is this thing?~
"Where did you come from, Hats?" He asked politely.
"Hah, I am a traveler of the multiverse. I travel to different worlds with my minions, Alexander, Ragnarok, and Dobby. There is also a servant named Douglas, but he is only there to clean my poop." Hats explained.
"Oh, interesting, tell me more," Urahara raised his eyebrow with interest.
"First, bring me more wine," Hats demanded. Soon he got another bottle and started bullshitting.
...
Soul Society,
*AAACHOOO X4*
Alexander sneezed and cursed, "Goddamit, don't curse me while standing by my side Douglas."
Douglas shook his head strongly, "It wasn't me, I sneezed too."
...
Inside the 1st Division Barracks.
Ragnarok's sneeze was very strong and he unknowingly spewed flames on Yamamoto's face.
"Haha, sorry, my friend." He apologized.
...
Rukongai,
Iroh rubbed his nose, "Ah, it seems I caught a cold, I need to make herbal tea."
Dobby quickly denied, "No Iroh, it's not cold, it was something else. I felt like some kind of fur tickled my nose for some reason."
"Me too, here, drink this." Iroh gave him a glass of mint tea.
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"I'm not fat. That's just my fur" - Hats
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