The next day, Kisuke still didn't want to go to school and slept until noon with Yoruichi. They only got up because Sakura kept calling for them to wake up.
Kisuke created an app for his smartphone to check who is inside the training ground and currently, Koneko, Kuroka, and Aika are in it. Kuroka and Koneko are currently in the rejuvenating hot spring, while Aika is currently running around throughout the whole training ground. Instead of just jogging, she's running around in full sprint and each lap she would drop dead tired on the rejuvenating hot spring. She would do this for the whole day if she doesn't have any other business and if Yoruichi isn't personally training her.
"It amazing she can keep this up every day," Kisuke commented in awe.
Yoruichi took a peek on Kisuke's phone, and saw Aika's position moving around the perimeter of the map, "Even the students of Shinigami Academy won't be able to take this kind of beating." She added.
"Well, if she wants to catch up, she has to do at least this much. Sooner or later, her body would be able to take the stress of transformation."
"What I like about her is although she wouldn't stop whining that it's annoying, she would still do her training without cutting corners. I wonder what pushes her to do all of this?" Yoruichi gave Kisuke a mean look as she asks this question.
"I wonder about that too." Kisuke didn't return her gaze. Kisuke has an idea, but even if Aika confronts him about it he would just play dumb it.
"Oh right, there is a large aura that appeared in Sona-kaichou's place last night. I wonder what is that all about?" Kisuke changes the topic as he can't take Yoruichi's gaze anymore.
Yoruichi snorted but allowed her to escape, "Probably the so-called Devil King. Do you know anything about her?"
"All I know is that she's in charge of foreign affairs and the weirdest out of all Devil Kings."
"Weirdest? How?"
"It seems that she's a big fan of magical girls in anime. Beyond that, I don't know anything else. We can ask Kuroka for additional info. Let's go eat breakfast first."
They ate their brunch and accompanied Sakura for a bit before bidding their farewell and moving towards the training ground.
But just as Kisuke was about to cast his teleportation spell he notices that the large aura that appeared last night is now approaching their place.
Yoruichi also noticed this and looked at Kisuke, "What are we gonna do now."
"Although I can feel something's not right since she's with Kaichou, let's hear them out for now." Kisuke couldn't pinpoint the exact feeling that he's getting from the so-called Devil King. He can tell that there are some hostilities targeted at him, but that's all. She isn't hostile to anyone else 'What's up with that.' Kisuke started rubbing his chin in contemplation.
"Mom, please prepare some tea. We have guests." Kisuke stopped thinking about that and just reviewed all of his escape routes just in case the Devil King unreasonably attacks him, 'She got the 'Weirdest' reputation after all.'
"Who is it?"
"Sona-kaichou, and probably her older sister."
"Her older sister?" Sakura is boiling water but as she comprehends Kisuke words she exclaimed, "Her older sister!? Isn't she one of the Devil Kings!? What is she doing here!?"
Kisuke shrugs his shoulder and replied, "Who knows..."
Seeing that her son doesn't mind it much, her worries reduces and focused on the tea she's making.
Just a few minutes, hey heard their doorbell rang and Kisuke stood up from the couch answering the door, "Who is it? If it's a newspaper, we don't need it. Or is it the delivery girl that I requested to deliver my porn? Please wait a minute. I get the camera to capture your reaction and add it to my collection of 'Delivery Girls handing out Porn.' "
Sono's eyebrows twitch at his response and wanted to reprimand him. But she stopped herself as she always loses in the argument. Sona already gave up long ago to understand how his headworks, "It's me."
"... I didn't think that 'It's me, It's me.' scam would still exist today. Society is scary. Begone scammer! You won't fool anyone here!" Kisuke exclaimed from the inside.
Sona clenched her teeth and wanted to kick down the door, but her older sister is watching from behind so she can't do any unladylike, 'Why did he choose this time to mess around when my sister is here?... No. Knowing him, he chose this time because my sister is here! Damn despicable bastard!'
"It's me! Sona Sitri! Stop messing around! I have something to talk about!"
"... Yoruichi, this guy is so damn good. He can even imitate Kaichou's voice and impersonate her." A sigh came from the other door, "If only they would use these skills for the betterment of the world."
Those words almost broke her patience and her temple started throbbing. She closed her and took a deep breath to calm herself, 'Strange... Am I always this irritable? Or is it just because he's plain annoying?'
"Damn you Kisuke! Open the door now or I'll break it down... and repair it later!" Sona couldn't care less anymore that her sister is watching and just wanted to smack Kisuke on the face.
"Getting violent just because your scam didn't work, huh? But fear not as I would give you a chance to prove yourself. If you're really Kaichou then I have a question that only she can answer."
Sona has a bad feeling but if she can open the door by just answering a question and she would take it. What's the worst could happen if she would just answer his question, "Fine... Ask away..."
Sona, as always, regretted her decision, "What the title of the erotic book that Kaichou has hidden in the hidden compartment under the table of Student Council room?"
"What!?"
"I'm just giving you 5 seconds to answer. If you can't, then get lost."
"Wait, Kisuke! Can we talk this out?"
"5."
"Ughh."
"4."
Sona didn't want to look at her sister's reaction so she kept facing the front door.
"3."
She gritted her teeth and with a flushed face, she started muttering, "E...n th...h I'm the S..dent .....l P.....nt, I ..." She tried but still can't finish it due to embarrassment.
"2."
'Why do I have to listen to his sh*ts!? I just have to break down this door! And maybe I flatten his face who's probably snickering behind the door!' With that in mind, Sona resolutely took a step forward and lifted her right foot to kick down the door. But just as her foot was about to land, Kisuke suddenly opened the door from inside, "Just kidding~. You can come in, Kaichou."
As expected, Sona lost her balance when the expected foothold disappeared and fell forward face first and the skirt flipped.
"..." Everyone is silent at this scene. After a few seconds, Kisuke opened his mouth, "What a unique way of entering... ... ... ...Uhmm... Kaichou...? Please don't destroy the house... I beg you."
And here are some Trollsuke moments~.
Enjoy it now as there won't be much of it next arc as I can't really find a chance for him to mess around.
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Are you hyped about the next arc?
Please don't! And yes! I'm trying to reduce your expectation as it might be a long boring arc... based on the reception on my Patreon.
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I'm doing this because I don't want you to get disappointed later and throw axes at me for it.
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For my patrons,
The arc is about to end. And next arc will go back to when Kisuke and Yoruichi left.
Thank you for your support~
Kisuke is currently standing beside the flushed and fuming Sona. After successfully placating her and stopping her from destroying the place, Kisuke invited the guess in and did his best to serve the still angry and embarrassed Sona.
Beside her, sitting on the couch is her older sister and one of the current Devil Kings of the Underworld, Serafall Leviathan, formerly known as Serafall Sitri. Serafall is a beautiful girl looking in her late teens with black hair, tied into twin tails and blue eyes. Sitting beside her younger sister, her child-like body in more apparent, but you would never think of her as Sona's little sister because of her bosom which is much larger than Sona.
Serafall is the older sister of Sona Sitri and the oldest sibling of the Sitri Family. During the war between the Old Satan Faction and Anti Satan Faction, she was part of the Anti Satan Faction that opposed the Old Satan Faction, which ended in their victory, and she was eventually promoted to the position of Satan Leviathan, losing her right as the heir of the Sitri Clan in the process. Much like how Sirzechs of the Gremory Household became a Devil King.
Unlike her serious younger sister, Serafall is cheerful and possesses a childlike personality, but the situation right now is different as she couldn't get into her usual pace after seeing how these two act in front of her. If those people from the Underworld were to know that Serafall is just sitting silently beside her younger sister as she 'flirts' with some unknown guy, they would first doubt if it's really Serafall and after confirming it, they would still shake their heads at such ridiculous situation. That's the siscon that would even attack the Heavens if something were to happen to her little sister.
What's worse is that Serafall is currently dressed in her usual magical girl's clothing and the guy 'flirting' with Sona completely ignored her after the initial greeting. Serafall just ended up dumbfounded and also curious at the guy wearing green traditional Japanese clothing and a bucket hat that casts a shadow over his eyes. Mainly because this is her first time seeing her overly serious little sister, Sona, show such rich expression.
It's not that Kisuke wanted to ignore Serafall, it just that he didn't expect Sona would fell like that and is feeling a bit guilty. Earlier, his focus is entirely on the so-called Devil King even before they arrive. He didn't open immediately open the door because he wanted to gather some information first. He intended to understand the relationship between the two and since it's Kisuke, his only option is to tease Sona to get a reaction out of the Devil King. But he didn't expect that she would just stand there dumbfounded at the whole ordeal like she can't believe what's happening in front of her and wanted to escape reality.
Seeing that he isn't getting much reaction from her, he intended to stop joking around before Sona exploded... But he was too late. He didn't really think that she would kick down the door base on her personality and ended up falling down disgracefully after opening the door, 'Is this a change? Or just her true self? Girls are really hard to understand, especially the one hitting puberty.'
"Sona-kaichou, please forgive me, okay? I didn't intend for that happen too. Here some cookies, or do you like some cake instead?" Kisuke offered her a plate of cookies intended for when Ophis decided to hunt for some free food again.
Sona, still flushed and some tears pooling in the corner of her eyes quietly accepted the cookies and nibbled at it as if to take out her frustration on it.
"So? Would you not introduce me to this pretty lady beside you?" Kisuke, trying to brush away what just happened, pushed the conversation.
Sona flinched. She almost forgot that her elder sister is still with her. Now that she thinks about it, her sister is strangely quiet all this time and took a peek at her. Sona noticed that she's making a difficult expression which is quite refreshing to see considering how she normally acts around people, 'This is bad. I'm getting addicted to seeing people make that kind of expression. Kisuke's antics is rubbing too much on me.'
Shaking those thoughts, she introduced her sister, "This is one of the current Devil King, Serafall Leviathan-sama." Albeit a short introduction. She's still sulking from earlier events. Sona continues to help herself with some cookies to ease some of her worries and ignored the two, a decision she would regret yet again.
Seeing that Sona's mood won't improve for some time, Kisuke decided to leave her alone for now. He went over Serafall's position and stretched out his right hand and introduced herself, "The name's Kisuke Urahara. I'm very pleased to meet such a beautiful lady."
Serafall woke up from her stupor when Kisuke approached her and returned to her usual child-like behavior. She set aside Sona's issue for now and focuses her attention on the interesting human, "Oh my, thank you, Kisuke-chan. I'm Serafall Leviathan. You can call me Levia-tan~☆." With a wink, she shook Kisuke's hand.
This is the first time then looked at each other's eyes and suddenly there was a spark between them. They somehow understood each other. Sona looked at there direction when she suddenly noticed that they were strangely quiet. She saw that they were staring at each other's eyes without a word while holding hands. A flash of jealousy instantly took over her and wanted to separate them but before she could do it, Kisuke suddenly separated from and took out a photo, "As a sign of goodwill, please accept this." It was the first cosplay photo he got from Sona, the 'Magical Girl' Sona, and handed it over to Serafall.
"Wh-!?" Sona almost fell over again but manages to regain her balance. She's already prepared for Kisuke to act like this even before coming here, so before Serafall can touch the photo, Sona snatched it from Kisuke's hands and tore it up to many pieces before burning it with simple fire magic.
"Nooo!" Kisuke cried out for the loss but recovered immediately, "Whew~. Good thing I still have some copies under my pillow." He muttered softly, but Sona heard him loud and clear.
"You bastard! Why do you have multiple copies of this!?" Sona shouted as she runs upstairs unreservedly. Sona reached Kisuke's room and intruded it unhesitantly and reached out for his pillow on the bed. But after lifting the pillow, she didn't find any photos of her, only a porn magazine with the cover model slightly resembles her. Sona's head heated up and got tempted opening it, 'Why would Kisuke have something like this? I know he has tons of porn magazines, but why someone who resembles me?' Sona's head got preoccupied with the porn magazine in front of her that she almost forgot her original objective.
'Huh!? What am I doing!? I need to look for those photos first! It's not under the pillow like he said!' Sona got hold of herself and started searching the things under his bed but she suddenly remembered something important, 'Why would he hid it here if he got a separate space for this?... I got tricked again!!!'
Sona rushed back downstairs and the worst thing happened. Her elder sister, Serafall, is now holding not one but three of her cosplay photos.
"Ki-tan! I love you!" Serafall rushed to Kisuke and gave him a big hug.
Meanwhile, Sona was watching all of these and fell to her knees, defeated, "Nooooooo!!!"
Hehehe~
Enjoy the Trollsuke moment as another one won't come anytime soon~.
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And in case some of you are interested,
Kisuke already received Yoruichi's permission for Harem!
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Some of you... Or maybe most of you? Probably doesn't like Harem, but I didn't write harem because readers asked me to, it's already my plan from the beginning! Though it took some time to reach that point. hehehe
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