I am calm? ... I can't remember my name, what I do remember is anything that does not involve my personal life although I do remember my gender being male in fact it feels like my psyche is screaming that one fact louder than anything else, it's strange considering the fact I thought the psyche existed in my mind, why do I consider this strange well from my "abundant" knowledge it would appear that I am a soul or maybe I should be considered a wandering spirit considering the fact that I possess no mortal vessel.
It would also seem a simple fact that I am thinking is either helping, improving, or strengthening my soul.
Why would my "abundant" knowledge allude to the fact that I am a soul, well completely white surroundings, no physical or mortal body, oh and not to mention the physically imposing being, although physically imposing could be incorrect considering that this may simply be a mental projection the same for the surroundings? although mental projection might also be the wrong word, I will use illusion from now when referring to the possible "mental projection" that I might be experiencing.
I don't know whether it's the fact that I am a "soul" or the removal from any personal knowledge other than the knowledge about my gender but I can recall everything that I every gained knowledge about/for/experienced including the fact that society could have considered me an otaku, I am assuming given the abundance of anime knowledge that I possess.
If my knowledge is correct this being, in front of me could be possibly be planning to send me to a world of my choice with a gift or two.
[That is correct with one slight deviation you choose 6 possible "worlds" and I choose which one of those 6 you go to along with which you get three wishes before I choose which world you go to, take note you will be the main character of that world, suited to you're gender.]
So my "abundant" knowledge was correct and you can read my mind.
The "worlds" that I choose are as follow:
1- One Piece
2- Fairy Tail
3- Dragon Ball
4- Naruto
5- Harry Potter
6- Marvel-MCU
[Good now make you're 3 wishes while I "roll a dice" to decide which "world you will go to.]
"roll a dice"? whatever, my 3 requests are as follows if you would be so kind as to grant them.
1- Can you make it so that my mind and body function like I took the medicinal tablet "NZT-48" with no negative side effects.
2- Can you make it so that my body works like a perfect combination of the purest Hanma bloodline and the purest bloodline of the Kure Clan, in perfect harmony and perfect synchronization.
3- Can you make a greed island ring from the game greed island in the anime of Hunter x Hunter, with all the known cards in the book and that once I use a card it automatically regenerates within a month and if possible make it invisible and undetectable to others and also impossible to remove.
[Very well then you're 3 wishes shall be granted and congratulation you're name will be Naruto in the next life, oh and as an effect of you're 1st and 2nd wish you will be conscious from the moment of you're birth.]
Thank you and farewell R.O.B.
[A farewell to you too Naruto]
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I have regained consciousness in what I assume to be the arms of the midwife or possibly the medic-nin equivalent of an OB-GYN, I assume my 2nd wish is the reason that I can see or maybe a combination of my 1st and 2nd wish is what allows me to see. It would seem my dad is the fourth Hokage or possibly a very close friend of the family judging by his presence here, If you're thinking, of course, he is your dad You are fuc***g Naruto, then in the first place I would ask you not to curse and in the second place I would remind you that R.O.B. never specified my last name so whether I truly am in Naruto or simply in a world as closely related to the Naruto world as possible is up for discussion. It would seem I went on too long of a tirade considering who I assume to be Obito is currently holding me in his arms well technically arm as the other one is pointing a kunai at me.
If you are wondering why I am calmly assessing the situation with a kunai pointed at me and why I don't try to act in this situation it's quite simply my first wish is why I can calmly asses the situation and a baby taking any action in this situation right after birth, other than crying no option is available and even if I did it might only distract my parents instead of distracting who I assume to be Obito. If you were wondering I have come to the conclusion that Minato and Kushina might be my parents, oh and if you are wondering why there are no words other than my own it's quite simple except for a word or two of there conversations the rest are all flying right over my head.
While I was busy analyzing my surrounding situation it would appear that my father already solved it considering the fact that he and I just teleported to a completely different dreary cave with furniture and a bed upon which he put me down and just as fast he left said dreary cave. Now time to make sure wish number 3 was granted as well, I lift my arms with way more ease than I expected I guess probably as a result of wish number 2, I catch myself before that thought goes any further and I direct my loft fill gaze at my hands and before I can be embarrassed by my actions I spot what I believe to be a tattoo in the shape of the greed island ring, then a thought came to me what if someone removes my finger from my hand and just as quickly as that thought came the tattoo jumped from one finger to the next until it was back at its first location in what I assume as a response to the unspoken question. With the rings demonstration though came a hypothesis I could with precise and clear mental instruction use the ring, the hypothesis is confirmed.
Now onto the next most important thing to check my Chakra, interestingly enough whether it be my young age, small chakra amount or one of my wishes effect I could feel my physical and mental energies mixing at the pit of my stomach and turning into chakra which I assumed to be impossible, the feeling of them mixing, not the fact that they are mixing. This interesting occurrence led to the hypothesis that although more difficult I could control them separately, which prompted me to start testing my hypothesis out, but considering I have no method of how to use physical energies whilst lying so down I decided to start to attempt to use my mental/spiritual energy because my "abundant" knowledge had at the very least several methods to use mental/spiritual energy, let's start with the harry potter method visualize how I want my "magic" to work, let's start with something simple the levitation charm, let's see there is a small cactus plant on a shelf across the room, lift my arm and point my finger at what I want to "cast" my "magic" at, put a significant amount of intent behind the "spell" and say said "spell".
Naruto: "Wingardium leviosa" and just like that I became a magic spell using shinobi, wait it's not supposed to be that easy to become a wizard! Not that I'm complaining but isn't it suppose to be a trial and error process, whatever, the hypothesis is confirmed.
This is my first time writing a novel with the intent to be distributed.
As you can see he is simultaneously a hypocrite and reacher, but at the heart of it all he is just one big otaku